madimpossibledreamer: iron man flying (iron man)

Andrew briefly considered buying Xander a pack of smokes and went ‘that’s not going to help’.

Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Constantine|Hellblazer
Summary: Living and surviving are two different things.
Word Count: 1515
Rating: Teen, with the warnings. because it wouldn't be constantine or hellblazer without the warnings
Warnings: general Constantine warnings, including but not limited to survivor's guilt, Xander's self-hatred and self-destructive tendencies, public restroom horror (kinda akin to the Justice League Dark movie scene if you've seen it), blasphemy, implied rape and/or murder, potentially unhealthy attitudes toward sex

 

i kinda hope this isn't how it's supposed to be )

 

vera natura

Apr. 7th, 2025 05:53 pm
madimpossibledreamer: Izanagi|Souji in full costume holding out a hand (personatown)

More extraneous dialogue. “Even then, I dare say disintegration would not agree with you. Care to find out?”


Main Points:
Buffy/Blake's 7 (Place in the Universe)
Chapter Summary: Jesse gets to experience the consequences of Avon's deal.
Word Count: 1872
Rating: Teen

 

-eighteen- )

 

madimpossibledreamer: iron man flying (iron man)
Main Points:
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure/Buffy the Vampire Slayer AU
Chapter Summary: Buffy preps for another trip with Giorno.
Word Count: 1037
Rating: Teen
Note: HERE THERE PROBABLY BE BUFFY/JJBA SPOILERS

Chapter 355: Feel My Rhythm )

madimpossibledreamer: Jotaro thinking 'yare yare daze' (jotaro)
Main Points:
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure/Buffy the Vampire Slayer (Stardust Legacy)
Summary: Dawn and Jotaro bond a little after the funeral.
Word Count: 655
Rating: Teen
Spoilers: specifically for The Body and the end of season 5, and yeah I moved some events here

 

existential crises )

 

madimpossibledreamer: Jiraiya|Yosuke jumping and using a throwing star (Default)
again, going for something easy today.

2nd apocalypse, Buffy goes off to protect everyone (having already agreed to a plan the next day)

Giles should have known the instant Buffy agreed without a protest, when she was so against the idea. He ran, though he knew he’d be late. Which made him run harder.

Dawn came back (using her Key powers, but Glory’s apocalypse remained firmly in place) and was angry and terrified when her sister died. She latched onto Xan and Spike as father figures. But then Spike died, and Xan wore his ashes in a necklace. It’s pretty much Vibora Bay Crisis when the second apocalypse came ‘round.

They use Dawn’s portal powers to call in help, because there’s no way they’re surviving a third on their own. Even with two of the most powerful witches, a half Draconian, a Key, and an Archmage. (Also a lesser wizard and a gadgeteer. And a Slayer-Faith).

madimpossibledreamer: Eye from manga drawing. (edgeworth)
Main Points:
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure/Buffy the Vampire Slayer AU
Chapter Summary: It takes a little work, but they do manage to get some answers out of Courtney Love.
Word Count: 1156

Rating: Teen
Note: HERE THERE PROBABLY BE BUFFY/JJBA SPOILERS

 

Chapter 329: Melody and Silence )

 

madimpossibledreamer: Jotaro thinking 'yare yare daze' (jotaro)
Main Points:
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure/Buffy the Vampire Slayer AU
Chapter Summary: Ghosts make difficult interviewees.
Word Count: 1177

Rating: Teen
Note: HERE THERE PROBABLY BE BUFFY/JJBA SPOILERS

 

Chapter 328: Death Is a Star )
madimpossibledreamer: Izanagi|Souji in full costume holding out a hand (izanagi|souji)
Main Points:
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure/Buffy the Vampire Slayer AU
Chapter Summary: The séance begins, and Buffy hopes Willow and Giles aren't making another mistake.
Word Count: 1134

Rating: Teen
Note: HERE THERE PROBABLY BE BUFFY/JJBA SPOILERS

 

Chapter 327: Right Through You )

 

madimpossibledreamer: Jotaro pointing at the camera (point)

Also I confirmed have BtVS living rent-free in my head because (I think as a coping mechanism) my brain immediately jumped to ‘well, what would vtuber Scoobies look like’, especially with the new Xander being a youtuber.
*Joss Whedon as the owner of the company (because let's get meta)
Xander
*not being allowed to be out as bi; mentioned briefly in a single stream & never again
*generally presented as the ‘nerd one’, which he’s kind of cool with because he can ramble about stuff he likes and cool plot twists in the game he’s playing for hours
and people actually listen to him and don’t think he’s a loser
*lost an eye from trying to show off (possibly during career), stuck somewhere between embarrassed because it was an embarrassing move & kind of pleased because he actually finally thinks he’s kinda handsome?
until he gets a headache and then is just in a bad mood. It’s not super common, but he has canceled a stream because of it
*community describes him as having “off” and “on” states, because depending on how calm he is he can be really good at puzzles, but if he’s distracted or upset he fails them and eventually just starts randomly inputting answers
*also absolutely terrible at FPS, since his fast-paced hand-eye coordination is practically nonexistent, but will collab if Buffy wants to play. Generally dissolves into a pile of incoherent rambling akin to Markiplier but even less coherent
*often says things without thinking, but when he’s called out on things (& he is called out on things) apologizes, promises to do better, & then actually
tries to do better even if he doesn’t always succeed
*admits he’s trying ‘to un-learn problematic shit’ from his parents
*does not always realize things are problematic at first, due to the past trauma, which is why he puts up with management abuse for so long
*Willow helped design his avatar (she was used as unpaid free labor for most of the vtuber models, not that any of them really got that part) and he’s ridiculously proud of it and her for that
*had several toxic relationships, including Faith while Willow had a crush on him he was trying to overlook. Also Cordy, but as per canon that was mostly them just being shitty to each other.
(they still kind of lovingly snipe at each other when they run into each other later? But they also 100% have each other’s backs and make better friends, even if most people around them don’t consider them friends; mostly they avoid insults and topics that would actually bother each other)
*hands are tied due to contractual reasons (& maybe recovering from the Eye Incident himself) so he doesn’t speak up when Buffy’s contract is unceremoniously terminated & she’s practically ejected into space
*gets to graduate, speaks in a few vague terms about the matter, wants to collab w/ Buffy again (they go for horror for a ‘more laidback time’, which it is, because neither of them get spooked too often
*misses the old model, but also really really excited about the fact that he gets to gush about “hot guys and pretty girls and everything in between now”
*also is excited because he’d kind of wanted a punk/goth look to his model but that’d been nixed by past management. New management doesn’t restrict him as much.
*went for “a knight who joined an attack on Hell and came out but not unscathed”, trying to decide if he’d go for “demon hyena” here though. We don’t really know anyone’s favorite animals do we
Tara
*was allowed to graduate but basically was never given a chance to succeed; currently taking a break from vtubing right now
*Willow broke up with her when she graduated
*Cordy has extended a ‘behind-the-scenes’ job offer to Tara that she’s considering
Cordy
*practically run out of town, made her own agency & with a lot of hard work has made it work
*It helps that she has an actual management degree & knows what the hell she’s doing

*still streams once in a while with a businesswoman with a bee motif and a whip. Mostly does not have time for this, but she’s still a workaholic.
*she’s the only female owner of a name-brand agency & is proud of it

Angel
*Lost it & started stalking Buffy when they were dating
*went to counseling & is doing better
*Cordy’s holding a seat open for him at her agency when he feels like coming back
Willow
*currently deep into trusting management
*possibly dating Faith? Xander is trying very hard not to think about that and the implications thereof
*mostly she’s hyped up on the fame & glory rn, Xander’s hoping for the best
*and the fact that when she gets an idea stuck in her head, it’s well and truly stuck. Then again, he’s kind of the same way; it took Buffy’s attempted suicide to shock him out of it, but even that hasn’t broken through yet.
*especially enjoys any thinky games or simulators, such as shop simulator games. Occasionally branches out to yuri visual novels because management thinks that’s fine.
*rambles, goes on tangents, sometimes forgets that she’s even playing a game.
Buffy
*was in several abusive relationships that escalated to stalking and one that escalated to cheating; management did nothing to protect her from this
*Loves FPS and action games, though sometimes forgets to even slow down and pay attention to any possible story because she’s having too much fun wrecking shop
*butchers names though half the time it’s on purpose to drive people up the wall
*especially opponents. Particularly when they spend matches screaming abuse at her.
*she refuses to mute her microphone. It’s a pride thing.
*she also pretends none of this gets to her. It does.
*bright, bubbly, likes acting more like an airhead & messing up names if she’s annoyed
*was attacked by a mugger (the Master is now a mugger) once & sent to the hospital. Technically she provoked him a little because she was still feeling bad about Angel
but she doesn’t admit to herself why years later.
*the second time was after Dawn joined “as a little sister character” and also her abusive relationship with Spike. Her contract was terminated after this one. She ended up not at Cordy’s agency but a friendly one to that.
*this was also after years of her management gaslighting and lying to her and her friends to try to make sure there wouldn’t be enough solidarity for a security net for anyone in case anything went wrong.

madimpossibledreamer: Jiraiya|Yosuke jumping and using a throwing star (Default)

So one day the entire cast wakes up in an anime. I think it’s...weird Victorian steampunk? Half of them (Xander & Dawn included) ended up in the arcade game based on the anime, half of them (Buffy as leader) ended up in the investigation portion of the actual anime. Sadly I didn’t get to see much of that, only Buffy telling someone off for doubting her.

Xander knows a little about the game, but it’s Dawn who knows the most—there’s an arc where the characters find a UFO and try to bring it back as proof that their theory about the murders is correct, only they end up being chased back by an actual UFO and have to fight it. Their actual controls are joysticks, and Dawn remembers things like the quick-turn button (pressing down, the actual top is an ivory color with a double-headed arrow circle to denote this), turning (turning the joystick) and diving, rolling, etc (physically turning the controller). Willow’s exclaiming about how this doesn’t make sense.

You can rant about that all you want, just...do that over here?” Xander requests, leading her over to the side. “She’s got a couple of the high scores. We should just...let her do her thing.”

He is a little humiliated that both of the Summers sisters are better at arcade games than he is, but whatever, if it’s going to save their lives he’s not complaining. (Never mind the fact that since she’s not actually in the game portion Buffy doesn’t actually have to deal with annoying controls or memorizing patterns.)

“Thanks for that. You look delicious, by the way,” Dawn responds absently, pressing down on the button and frowning.

Xander makes a face. “You’re like my little sister. Please don’t say things that might involve brain bleach.”

“I know, I know, I’m not going to act on it, but looking’s free, and I’ve always liked that character,” Dawn waves him off, frowning more. “...Did they give us a controller running out of batteries or what? This isn’t working.”

Xander’s eyes narrow and then it occurs to him. “Hey, wait a minute—aren’t there engineering tasks in multiplayer? Think we took too much damage?”

“Oh, yeah. And your character’s the engineer, so...get to it. Chop chop.” Dawn points at the “station” and waves him on, grinning, and he makes another face.

“Don’t think skill bonuses are even a thing in arcade games,” he complains, but goes over anyway.

Sadly, I didn’t get an idea of most of their characters. Xander’s is a redhead who’s kind of skinny, likes to argue with authority, and is, as mentioned, an engineer.

I didn’t get a sense of it either way, but it’d be interesting to put Giles with either group. I think if put with Buffy’s he’d alternate between stern “we have to figure out how to leave” and barely concealed excitement because it’s kind of fun. If with Dawn’s, he’d probably get motion-sick at the controls and it’d be more of a matter of, uh, “torturing your characters”.

madimpossibledreamer: Dante fighting demons (dante)
Series Summary: I can actually explain some of the background stuff here. I'm not sure I'm going to go into full detail for the background and why it's such a messy crossover in the fic itself, so between this and the "side series" in the Alexander Gibbsverse line, that'll have to do, unless I get it in my head to actually write it separately.
        NCIS is mostly background, and the only real thing you have to know from that is that Gibbs is Xander’s biological father. It’s mostly background although I get the feeling Gibbs is lurking in the background waiting for the best chance to totally spook Leon with a shovel speech, so that might be more direct. Xander was unable to get the Halloween costume he wanted on that fateful Halloween, and he and Willow had been on a Castlevania kick, so as a second choice he tried to put together a Castlevania protag costume.
        Unfortunately (possibly unbeknownst to even Ethan himself), one of those fake “prop sword” weapons he’d picked up wasn’t a prop at all. It was one of the Devil Arms Dante had sold off to pay the bills, specifically Alastor. So that didn’t go as anyone expected. Like with the female!Xander YAHF fic I did a few years ago, he’d gotten impaled on Alastor pre-transformation back and really didn’t want to die, so subconsciously drew on the power of a Sparda to survive. Unlike the side series, though, he retained the white hair and blue eyes.
        He’s gotten stabbed more times than anyone is comfortable with (even him, though he likes to wave it off because hey, come on, they’re already freaking out enough to cover him too) and was even “killed” by Glory, but healed back from everything else. Everything except Caleb. The eye hasn’t healed back since then, and Willow’s spells haven’t kicked his regeneration into gear, either. This has everyone even more worried than usual, but they’ve all kind of gone into Sunnydale Syndrome about it, i.e. the This is Fine dog meme. Nothing since has left the same mark, so they’ve pretty much all chalked it up to Empowered by the First and gone about life as per usual.
        So, it’s mostly just a BtVS/RE crossover. There are specific chapters that might go directly into the DMC and NCIS portions, but mostly those are background dressing that informs events but are not specifically required knowledge, I don’t think.
        I’m adding time gap and TBA in places where I have some of the chapter but not all of it written. That’ll be updated when I finish them.
        Pairing: Xander/Leon

Latticework of Dreams
*I have some notes for this, but we’ll see when I get back to it; it’s a little harder without access to NCIS. (I mean, I *might* be able to get it through my public library. We’ll see. But also I am so far prewritten it’s kind of scaring me.) As I noted, the Xander in that version still has a brown eye and hair and there are probably a few other things that don’t exist 1:1 between the two, but a lot of it, like his Slayer/Witch Team, are basically the same, so it might be useful to read this. The Slayers’ Rules drabbles might also be relevant, but I’m just including the casefic in this section. The last two are more floaty when it comes to whether or not they’re actually part of this crossover, but The Requisite Father Embarrassment is hilarious as a lead-up to this relationship fic thing, so it’s definitely being included.

Shared Jurisdiction
Earning Trust
Gibbs vs Slayers
Out of the Ordinary
A Little Field Trip
Offbeat Questioning
Road Map to the Truth

time gap

Mourn and Carry On

time gap

The Requisite Father Embarrassment
Finding Safety

 

My Fierce Friend
*The first ‘phase’, with easy chronological order, chapters that mostly follow off from each other, and a more consistent storyline. Follows directly off of Hunnigan and Willow intervening.

Waiting to Be Found
The Pain of Survival
The Heart Finds a Perch
Haunted By Secrets
Your Truth is What You Wish For
Interagency Cooperation
Got You
Plea Bargains
Evil Plans Within Plans
Floating in Limbo
The Anger Cools
Heart-to-Heart
Plans in Motion
A Good Impression
Pleasant Surprise
Organizational Structure
Foundation of Understanding
Learning to Cope
To Be Seen
A Case of Nerves
Where You Stand
The Theme: Awkward
Good Match
A New Normal

 

Seen Beyond
*The second ‘phase’, where chronology kind of gets tangled. Largely fluff with some hurt/comfort. There are some ‘multi-chaptered’ things which will be marked by indented lists.

Falling in Like
Let You Know

Learning Curve
Conflict of Interest
Totally Not a Bribe
What We’re Fighting For
Diary: Prologue
Photographs of Home
Comfort vs Oblivion
Blowing Off Steam
move in circles
Battle Plans
Snowed In
Mutual Embarrassment
Warm Welcome

Close Calls
For Lack of a Magic Bullet
Out of Context
All Kinds of Support
Sticker of Approval

 

Ghosts in Ultraviolet

*Technically part of the second ‘phase’, but I’m segregating them here because otherwise plot would just appear and disappear without warning. I’m using numbered lists for this one.

1. Meeting the Redfields

2. Meeting the President’s Daughter

3. Haunting Echoes
 


4. Another Sparda

5. Storming the Castle

 

Alternative Paths (abandoned)

*This is not the pseudo-time travel fic you were looking for, but you found it anyway. And other oddities.

Great Scott!
being goofy

Leon's First Apartment

Leon's Second Apartment
lit analysis on my own work: hold my heart, trauma, healing, and relationships
idle thought #563
madimpossibledreamer: Zhuge Liang standing with his fan, looking peaceful.  Army in background. (peace)
Main Points:
Buffy/Devil May Cry/Resident Evil/Background NCIS Crossover
Chapter Summary:
Leon gets to learn about the Scoobies, both the good and the bad.
Word Count: 815
Rating: Teen
Pairing: Leon/Xander

mission: possible )
madimpossibledreamer: Eye from manga drawing. (phoenix)
neither of these dorks are as relaxed as they're acting

Main Points:
Buffy/Devil May Cry/Resident Evil/Background NCIS Crossover
Chapter Summary:
Leon makes an impression.
Word Count: 635
Rating: Teen
Pairing: Leon/Xander

the same motivation )

madimpossibledreamer: Eye from manga drawing. (edgeworth)
Main Points:
Buffy/Yakuza AU (Slayer's Mad Whelp)
Chapter Summary:
Dawn feels like a prisoner.  It's not entirely teenage angst.
Word Count: 1104
Rating: Teen
Warning: some transphobia from Joyce and Hank Summers.

the futility of normal )

madimpossibledreamer: Izanagi|Souji in full costume holding out a hand (personatown)
new definitions: utter despair is nearly fully soloing an onmyoji uber boss only to fall asleep at the last crucial moments I WOULDA HAD HIM
triumph is the redemption arc of completing the next one the day after
but seriously that event is. the. worst.

Main Points:
Buffy/Yakuza AU, follow-up to Finding Their Feet (because really, the order after the introduction doesn't matter as much)
Chapter Summary:
faster to read
Word Count: 100
Rating: Teen

        “Hang on, Xander.  If Majima was called Lord of the Night, does that mean we can call you that, too?” Dawn asks as she passes the controller so someone else can get a chance at the karaoke.
        As usual, he seems entirely uneasy at anything from Majima’s past being brought up, and shifts uncomfortably on the couch, fiddling with his eyepatch.  “Please no.”
        Unfortunately, Laura-chan thinks the whole situation’s funny.  “We should call ourselves Children of the Night,” she suggests.
        “That is not happening,” Xander states firmly and believes that’s the end of it.
        Neither of the nicknames go away.

madimpossibledreamer: Jiraiya|Yosuke jumping and using a throwing star (jiraiya|yosuke)
Main Points:
Buffy/Yakuza AU, follow-up to Finding Their Feet (because really, the order after the introduction doesn't matter as much)
Chapter Summary:
Xander can't bring himself to fire Dawn.
Word Count: 260
Rating: Teen

        Dawn takes the…weird way into joining the ashigaru.  She just shows up one day with a tattoo.  (She still mostly works with the Council, but her only fieldwork is with the ashigaru and like her sister she gets antsy if she’s been sitting around too long with no violence.)  She’s definitely gone elaborate, a dark purple dignified Western dragon sitting on a heap of gold and jewels and books, claw tracing glowing blue writing in the air just like several of the books (“it’s a protection symbol, since I need those,” she explains).  Otousan’s Vampyr book is among the ones on the shelf.  She finished it off with a green key on her shoulder (that might be a little too on point, but it’s probably done now?  He’s not sure how magic works really, after the prohibition on reading the books out loud).
        “Tell her no.  Let her retire,” Buffy insists, and it actually physically pains him to say no.
        “Stunt like this, she’s made up her mind.  If we stop her, she’ll just do it, only she’ll do it alone.  Better she’s got backup,” he explains.
        Buffy sighs.  “I hate it when you’re right.”
        “You’re not the only one,” he agrees, and she hangs up.

        She’d apparently stolen the spell from Willow’s room.

        She ends up as their background magic-user, and gets a lot of training from Sears and Oliver and Lochley, and the entire ashigaru treat her as their niece.  It helps that after a few missions, she’ll just come to hang out, which is a lot better.

madimpossibledreamer: Eye from manga drawing. (edgeworth)
This happens probably after the events of everything else I've written by this point.
Cast of Characters )
Author's Notes )
Definitions )
Akeru's irezumi might be of note here.

More author's notes: background notes

Main Points:
Buffy/Yakuza AU (Bloody Petals)
Chapter Summary: Being underestimated is Akeru's strength, not a weakness.

Word Count: 2035
Rating: Teen
Warning: Dawn's making a lot of assumptions about a lot of people/youkai.

 

weakness to strength )

 

madimpossibledreamer: Dante fighting demons (devil may cry)
Okay, game 1: Yakuza female Jesse (Kumai) attempts a takeover culminating in an epic Yakuza!female!Xander (Miyamoto) vs Yakuza!female!Jesse (Kumai) showdown
game 2: some faction attempts to put Dawn (Natsukawa-chan) into power and all the time you think she's behind it but she is not
madimpossibledreamer: red and black comic-booky picture of an original Jojo's Stand. (jjba)
Headcanon: Buffy might not quite be on "watch a few moves and memorize it" Kiryu and Majima level, but she is pretty close.  Like, she put a single point less in the skill.

Main Points:

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure/Buffy the Vampire Slayer AU
Chapter Summary: Consequences.
Word Count: 1183
Rating: Teen
Note: HERE THERE PROBABLY BE BUFFY/JJBA SPOILERS

Chapter 174: Gift of Death and Life )


madimpossibledreamer: Jiraiya|Yosuke jumping and using a throwing star (sherlock)
Miyamoto's thinking about stuff, and the timing for that is vague, but the points she's flashing back to are before any of the rest of the works.
Cast of Characters )
Author's Notes )
More author's notes: background notes


Main Points:
Buffy/Yakuza AU (Bloody Petals)
Chapter Summary:
It's all a bloody tragedy.  (I took canon family dynamics and pushed it just one step further.)
Word Count: 465
Rating: Teen
Warning: brief thoughts of suicide, bullying, parental abuse, minor character death, if you need help don't hesitate to talk to someone!  You matter!

the sordid origin story )

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