Something in Common
Jun. 22nd, 2025 02:55 pmAce Attorney Dialoguefic
Summary: faster to read
Word Count: 110
Rating: Teen
“I was...assigned female at birth, Klavier, so, um, if you have a problem with that, I guess we’re breaking up?” He wants to sound more sure of himself, but it comes out as more of a question than anything.
His boyfriend appears frozen for a moment longer before letting out a short laugh. “If I needed any more proof you have seen none of my photoshoots, it was this,” he replies, nonsensical, and then begins taking off his shirt.
“Klavier?” He’s probably turning as red as his vest.
“Just proving to you, Apollo, you have nothing to worry about.” And then—
Oh. Those are some pretty familiar surgery scars, yeah.
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure/Buffy the Vampire Slayer AU
Chapter Summary: The former Boss is still having a bad time.
Word Count: 975
Note: HERE THERE PROBABLY BE BUFFY/JJBA SPOILERS
( Omake 13 )
Rebecca's Reports (4)
Jun. 19th, 2025 11:31 pmSummary: Hey, Sonnac, it’s me, your old favorite. Reports enclosed on my observations, written by only the best, the brightest, the sexiest agent we have, yours truly, as ordered, etc. -R.C.
Word Count: 4581
Rating: Teen
Spoilers marked by the name
( Rebecca's Fourth Reports )
Plots and Plans
Jun. 19th, 2025 12:14 pm(This was my ‘what I am writing later’ memory jog. When I came back to it later, I went ‘...actually that looks like a pretty good chapter summary’, so here we are.)
Desmond absolutely went back after this chapter and re-read Shaun’s ‘intro to the factions’ sheet and took the line “We absolutely do not need to end up as flexible as the Dragon” in a completely different context than originally intended.
Main Points: Assassin's Creed/The Secret World
Summary: Desmond is trying to plan the assault on the Draug. Lydia is trying to plan Desmond’s assault on Shaun’s heart. Oh, and there’s the matter of the wounded woman, too.
Word Count: 2439
Rating: Teen
( but which is which )
idle thought #676
Jun. 18th, 2025 02:34 pmI didn’t know that the love languages thing was homophobic, just picked it up from people talking about it—and ironically most of the couples I’ve applied it to were gay or lesbian, so. I hope that ticks him right off, but also I’m not sure I should use it in the future. /Reads about it Yeeeeaah, okay. And sexist too. And he’s Christian...ah, he’s one of those types of Christian therapists. Got it. And it’s not that the idea is homophobic, per se, just the guy, but even so. As used in pop culture, it’s a useful framework to think about how to write pairings. As written, it sucks. I’ve been getting better, though, so I might not need to use it for brainstorming, so that’s good.
The Lesson of Building High Walls
Jun. 17th, 2025 12:59 pmBuffy the Vampire Slayer Dialoguefic
Summary: faster to read
Word Count: 75
“I have a weird feeling about your new neighbor,” Xander announces loudly, glancing over at where the man is barely visible, hammering again. Ignoring, as per usual, Buffy’s frantic ‘keep it down’ motions.
“You’re lucky he’s so loud he didn’t hear you,” she stage whispers as close to his ear as she can manage and still be audible.
“If good fences make good neighbors, what do bad fences make?” It’s...a kind of dark riddle, honestly.
Meet & Greet
Jun. 15th, 2025 02:27 pmI’m going to try to have a chapter out every other week.
Main Points:Star Trek (the 2009!movie verse) Cambion AU (New Genesis)
Summary: McCoy gets a lead to the mystery that is the Enterprise and Captain Kirk when meeting the Vulcan scientists, if he's willing to take that step.
Word Count: 1975
Rating: Teen
( the call to adventure )
password reset and hatebots?
Jun. 14th, 2025 03:14 pmalso unrelated, but I think they're finally installing the servers. I can calibre backup again now.
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure/Buffy the Vampire Slayer AU
Chapter Summary: They need to evacuate Rush's lab.
Word Count: 1391
Note: HERE THERE PROBABLY BE BUFFY/JJBA SPOILERS
Memories of War
Jun. 12th, 2025 12:34 pmDesmond actually is doing better than he thinks, but he’s right that he has been half-assing it a little because he wasn’t confident. He did obviously decide to have another existential crisis, this time because he finally realized that people might know who he is now.
Red’s speech about the war is paraphrased because, among other things, he usually tells it at his store.
Main Points: Assassin's Creed/The Secret World
Summary: Desmond follows the lead Krieg gave him and stumbles across another.
Word Count: 2690
Rating: Teen
( synchronicity )
Playing Hero
Jun. 9th, 2025 12:58 pmBuffy the Vampire Slayer Dialoguefic
Summary: faster to read
Word Count: 100
“Throwing yourself in harm’s way is something for the Slayers, mister.”
“Aww, come on, aren’t you at least going to tell me you’re proud of me?”
“...Okay, I am happy you saved that civilian, but I don’t want there to be one less Xander in the world!”
“We don’t know that I saved his life yet. He’s in worse shape than I am. At least he’s here so I can listen to what they’re doing. To know for sure we’d have to be in something like a video game and have restarted the level because he died the first time.”
Our Hopes and Expectations
Jun. 8th, 2025 01:25 pmBlake's 7 (probably series A/season 1, but otherwise ambiguously set) (Black Holes and Revelations)
Chapter Summary: The rest of the crew noticed Avon's uncharacteristic behavior, and once they've finished treating Blake Jenna was elected to go confront Avon about it.
Word Count: 875
Rating: Teen
( confrontation )
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure/Buffy the Vampire Slayer AU
Chapter Summary: Buffy deals with some of the things they found in Rush's lab.
Word Count: 1307
Note: HERE THERE PROBABLY BE BUFFY/JJBA SPOILERS
Warning: more body horror
( Chapter 378: Cygnus X-1 )