madimpossibledreamer

Main Points:
Buffy/NCIS/JJBA Dialoguefic
Summary: This one’s the teenager, the softer-spoken one with pierced ears and who’s definitely bisexual. He really likes SPWF lady, but he’ll have dreams (wet dreams) of Fitz. Who he misses, a lot.
A Watcher comes and offers Xander a position on the Watcher’s Council (and asks if there’s any truth to the rumor that the SPWF are considering taking the Slayers under their wing).
Word Count: 590
Rating: Gen

( heir apparent? )

So, this chapter has been nearly finished since the last time I posted this. I just wasn’t sure how to end it. It’s a kind of open ending, but I realized that going through the whole story would require a lot of chapters that I don’t know that I have in me. I can give you the identity of the one who stabbed him: it was another Walker that had taken on Kyon’s memories, as he was supposed to leave and be replaced, and hadn’t dealt with it as well. So basically evil Kyon. It still doesn’t feel quite right, but it’s probably as good as it’s going to be, and it does feel good to finish this one off after all this time.

Main Points: Haruhi Suzumiya AU
Chapter Summary: For once, they're all working together to put an end to this threat.
Word Count: 1211
Rating: T
( Chapter 6 )

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure/Buffy the Vampire Slayer AU
Chapter Summary: Robin, Johan, and the "sheriff" come to an understanding.
Word Count: 1252
Note: HERE THERE PROBABLY BE BUFFY/JJBA SPOILERS
( Chapter 411: The Line Dividing )

so an art scammer really saw this dreamwidth account where I have complained about ao3 scambots, said that scambaiting is a thing that you could definitely do on ao3, and mentioned my recent time where I actually sort of did that to draw them into saying something they could be reported for on ao3.  And went 'yep, seems like a great target'.  
I have a recommendation for them (you know, other than get a real job).  Go watch a bunch of scambaiting content.  Like Atomic Shrimp.  That's fun.  Like the "We Probably Mean Harm to Earth" episode.  Or maybe just listen to "The Soul called Mr. Barrister John Warosa".
(That being said, thank you Dreamwidth for that turnaround time!  I didn't even have to report it.)

this specific icon was randomly chosen for this post and is so ironic I had to keep it

Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Constantine|Hellblazer
Summary: Spike came out here to get some peace from the Scoobies. He's not getting that, but he might not mind.
Word Count: 900
Rating: Teen, with the warnings. because it wouldn't be constantine or hellblazer without the warnings
Warnings: general Constantine warnings, including but not limited to Xander's self-hatred and self-destructive tendencies and smoking. The potential cheating is probably more on NBC John than Hellblazer John, unless it's all on Xander or the whole thing was actually Anya's idea in the first place because she thought it was hot.

( maybe you're better off this way )

Main Points:
Star Trek (the 2009!movie verse) Cambion AU (New Genesis)
Summary: Leonard works out what Kirk was trying to tell him and has another encounter with Khan.
Word Count: 1964
Rating: Teen
Minor McCoy/Kirk (McKirk)

( our hopes and expectations )

I did actually have to look up the name of the newspaper in Sunnydale because ‘Sunnydale Herald’ is stuck in my head :)
Ix + Ahau is how you say lady, and governmental figures such as the Sheriff would probably keep such traditions. 

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure/Buffy the Vampire Slayer AU
Chapter Summary: Robin and Johan wait to make a statement.
Word Count: 1028
Note: HERE THERE PROBABLY BE BUFFY/JJBA SPOILERS

( Chapter 410: Washes My Convictions Away )

...sagawa exists???

((neither does this post if I forget to switch it to non-private...)

Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Iron Man Crossover (Self-Made Hero) Dialoguefic
Summary: faster to read 
Word Count: 15
Rating: Teen

        “Buffy, you never needed a man to be awesome. You already are awesome beyond words.”

technology exists kiryu that’s how it works