madimpossibledreamer

Readers, you’ll be proud of me. This time, I actually tried to hand-translate by visiting forums and such. And hey, I actually knew a couple of these already (one of them from The Mummy!) (And man, it sure would be nice if all the sites would agree on whether something’s formal or informal, but then, probably half of them are AI-generated. Also Altaïr’s body language is going to be just harsh and aggressive so everything’s probably informal when he’s concerned.)
I haven’t actually visited the Siena sewers, so I can’t speak on those. The Duomo is very pretty, though. Shaun, is, of course, a British hipster, but he’s not completely wrong, either: sometimes the less popular attractions are more interesting.
Translations: Be quiet. Iskut
No. Laa
Wait here. I will check. Intadhir huna. Ha ta’akkada.
Let’s move. Yalla!
Beloved. Habibi
I left it a bit because I’d written most of it but wanted to spend more time on trying to hand-translate. When I came back to it I’d entirely forgotten the ending and ended up catching myself by surprise and laughing about it.

IF I SEE ONE MORE MILES EDGEWORTH IS ACE/ARO AND THEREFORE CANNOT BE IN A RELATIONSHIP I WILL SCREAM witness, ace people can actually be in relationships. Ace people can be married. Ace people can have further orientations, such as being gay. Ace people can gasp even have sex WAY TO FLAUNT YOUR ACEPHOBIA AND IGNORANCE YOU ENTIRE CIRCUS OF CLOWNS sorry I didn’t expect to see that but it does reinforce my position to not be in certain fandom spaces because it would be exhausting and my hackles are raised. Also I don’t care if you’re just joking, calling gay ships ‘imaginary’ has a long and homophobic history and you’re either a bigot or should know better. Do better.

( home vs at home )

Also Godot is in no way a badly written character and I 100% don’t like him. Ridiculous realistic machismo bullshit.

Alice was angry enough she just went for one of the strongest Korean insults she had. From what I found researching, for Koreans, ‘crazy bastard’ is really up there...kind of like how most Italian insults are on the table, but especially for the Catholics anything involving blasphemy is worse than pages and pages of inventive semi-Shakespearean insults.
These Devores are probably not related to Vanessa or Venetian masks. Probably.
okay the exit symbols are random and des as per his usual just walked up and touched two of them and went ‘what, like it’s hard?’
You’d probably be disappointed, Desmond. And actually surprisingly a little grossed out for once. As Shaun would no doubt tell you, books bound in human skin are actually a thing and I’m sure the Illuminati have at least several.

( typical illuminati design )

( soothing insecurities in nonrecommended ways )