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Wisdom So Sweet: Lore Set #4

2026-05-24T23:58:13Z

(one from the pirate signal’s actually just verbatim from the game, but in the interests of collecting everything in one place...)
Apparently the actual evidence for the thing about photographs being a real Native American belief is...very, very mixed. That being said I’m fairly sure that the Buzzing would find a Stand Alone Complex and similar concepts to be fascinating.
I might be making a music pun.

( Lore Set #4 )

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Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Shadowed Suspicion Chapter 427

2026-05-22T23:22:07Z

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure/Buffy the Vampire Slayer AU
Chapter Summary: Buffy, Willow, and Josuke are trying to catch up.
Word Count: 1050
Note: HERE THERE PROBABLY BE BUFFY/JJBA SPOILERS
( Chapter 427: Finding My Way )

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Wisdom So Sweet: Lore Set #3

2026-05-21T20:15:50Z

I don’t think I’ve ever seen the legend of Resurrection Joe, and really like the line “Joe refused every point of etiquette and rule. Including dying.”
A lot of these Desmond probably didn’t find, or if he did it just reinforced stuff he knew already, so he didn’t react. Others he might get on a revisit (other than most of the Filth entries, because John’s a little pushy.)

( Lore Set #3 )

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Pick Up the Peace

2026-05-18T07:26:00Z

I am not an expert and don’t actually know what happens to phasers as they transition from a vacuum to an atmosphere, but there’s remarks that they’re slightly based on lasers which experience attenuation in an atmosphere, so. Thus Pike’s move here.

Main Points:
Star Trek (the 2009!movie verse) Cambion AU (New Genesis)
Summary: Kirk called for a rescue.
Word Count: 1103
Rating: Teen

( plans in place )

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Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Shadowed Suspicion Chapter 426

2026-05-15T22:47:29Z

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure/Buffy the Vampire Slayer AU
Chapter Summary: There's something wrong in the world of timestop.
Word Count: 1044
Note: HERE THERE PROBABLY BE BUFFY/JJBA SPOILERS

( Chapter 426: Echoing Your Fall )

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Rebecca's Reports (7)

2026-05-13T08:00:09Z

Slightly misquoted from Ian Fleming.

Main Points: Assassin's Creed/The Secret World
Summary: Hey, Sonnac, it’s me, your old favorite. Reports enclosed on my observations, written by only the best, the brightest, the sexiest agent we have, yours truly, as ordered, etc. -R.C.
Word Count: 2414
Rating: Teen
Spoilers marked by the name

( (7) )

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Absolute Error

2026-05-12T07:49:47Z

(title from the difference between the expected and actual results)

Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer/X-Files (The Truth is Out There {Stranger than Fiction})
Summary: Alex and Willow deal (or not) with the aftermath.
Word Count: 1622
Rating: Teen

( recorrecting to the usual )

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Call of the Void

2026-05-12T07:24:15Z

Mrs. Paddock in Buffy terms probably counts as a type of vengeance demon that answers to other demons and not humans making wishes.
This one might definitely become a series, but that’ll be later down the line.

Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer/X-Files (The Truth is Out There {Stranger than Fiction})
Summary: Mulder and Scully try to follow up the lead Scully found.
Word Count: 1239
Rating: Teen

( into the dark )

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Out of the Ordinary

2026-05-12T00:40:59Z

Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer Dialoguefic
Summary: faster to read
Word Count: 15
Rating: Teen

“Growing up in Sunnydale must have been one of the weirdest yet most interesting experiences.”

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Back at Ease

2026-05-11T23:34:03Z

Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Devil May Cry
Summary: Spike isn't so sure about this.
Word Count: 235
Rating: Teen

Spike watched as the two people he loved trailed back, weapons dripping with ichor and arguing amiably about something. At first, he’d been pissed off that the Slayer had insisted she go alone with his Blade—when he wasn’t around to argue with that order. But Red and Glinda had taken him aside and insisted Buffy really was trying, now, and distracted him with cookies.
Now, he hated to admit it, but the witches had been right. There was an ease there, in the way Buffy carried herself and in Blade’s stride, that hadn’t been there before, and a connection between the two of them.
“That quip back there before the mausoleum was worth at least three and a half points,” Buffy insisted. They’d gotten close enough he could hear, and his grin widened as he crushed the cigarette underfoot.
“Yeah, well, that backflip-stakeage? Easily five points.” Blade, grinning like a loon and talking like one too.
“Yeah, well, I had gymnastics. Unfair advantage,” the Slayer decided.
Spike sauntered out from under the tree, smirking at the two. “Y’know, you two, if you wanted a referee, all you had to do was ask.” Buffy smiled, freer than she had in weeks, and Blade grinned cheekily back. “Who won?”
Without hesitation, the two pointed at each other. At first, Spike was taken aback, but then he began to laugh, and pretty soon the two joined in.

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Nothing to Forgive

2026-05-11T23:21:03Z

this is kind of post Echoes of Our Hearts, but. As with everything else, it's unfinished, so it's more of a vignette? probably set season 5 or 6 when Buffy's spiraling. she's also calling him by his last name because he's older than she is at this point.

Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Devil May Cry
Summary: Buffy would find it hard to do anything Xander wouldn't forgive her for.
Word Count: 245
Rating: Teen

“I tried to turn everyone against you. And steal your boyfriend.” Buffy sounded miserable. With the slight look of surprise on his face, she could tell he hadn’t known about that part, which only made her feel worse. But she knew she had to talk about it, hence the inviting him to patrol with her.
Blade blinked, then leaned back against a tombstone, crossing his legs. “...Okay,” he stated simply.
She couldn’t believe her ears. “Okay?” she repeated, standing stock still. “No, not okay. Bad Buffy!”
“Oh, right.” He sounded like an adult that had forgotten he was supposed to be an example. “Terrible,” he agreed, voice suspiciously free of condemnation. In fact, surprisingly cheery. Almost with a laugh. “Don’t do it again.”
Sure enough, when she stared at him incredulously, the slightest of smiles lurked on his face, a twinkle in his eye.
“But…”
This time he chuckled. “What, you wanted me to be angry at you?”
She’d...expected him to take it seriously, yeah. She glanced up and forced a hopeful smile. “Maybe a little?”
The amused smile she’d seen on his face a lot made its appearance. “Well, too bad.”
Buffy pouted playfully. “Now I feel guiltier,” she admitted.
He chuckled again, firing off a shot with one of the guns without taking his eyes off her. “All part of my nefarious plan.” He winked.
Buffy couldn’t help the smile that crossed her face. Now she could see why Dawn liked the guy.

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When in Rome

2026-05-10T23:16:06Z

Ran out of time to write something, so here, have another blast from the past. I hope your Mother's Day was great or, if you don't celebrate it, I hope it was great anyway.

Ace Attorney, possibly talking about [REDACTED] in Trials & Tribulations
Chapter Summary: faster to read
Word Count: 45
Note: HERE THERE PROBABLY BE BUFFY/JJBA SPOILERS

“That was amazing! But how did you know it was him?”
“Come, Wright, you should know how defense attorneys work by this point.”
“You mean…you were bluffing?”
“I didn’t know. I had a hunch, a gut instinct, nothing more. It paid off in the end.”

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Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Shadowed Suspicion Chapter 425

2026-05-08T22:31:30Z

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure/Buffy the Vampire Slayer AU
Chapter Summary: Johan faces Rush.
Word Count: 1575
Note: HERE THERE PROBABLY BE BUFFY/JJBA SPOILERS

( Chapter 425: Perfect Enemy )

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Rebecca's Reports (6)

2026-05-07T20:05:45Z

( (6) )

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Waiting for Godot

2026-05-05T07:31:13Z

Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer/X-Files (The Truth is Out There {Stranger than Fiction})
Summary: Mulder and Scully investigate Willow's house.
Word Count: 1622
Rating: Teen
( absence )

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idle thought #773

2026-05-05T02:32:20Z

( tallying )

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idle thought #772

2026-05-05T02:30:31Z

That is not nearly enou—oh, they’re grabbing the other boxes. Okay. I didn’t think it’d fit in those two bags.

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idle thought #771

2026-05-05T02:28:24Z

Yakuza respect strength and getting yelled at does that, yeah.

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idle thought #770

2026-05-05T02:18:36Z

Possible maji scene, gotta watch.

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idle thought #769

2026-05-05T02:15:43Z

( tattoo meanings )

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idle thought #768

2026-05-05T02:12:57Z

( final fight )

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Alternate Self

2026-05-04T23:51:15Z

Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer Dialoguefic
Summary: faster to read
Word Count: 10
Rating: Teen

“Are you evil me?”
“No, you?”
“No. Well, gay you.”

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Bringing into the Loop-de-Loop

2026-05-04T05:02:21Z

Main Points:
Star Trek (the 2009!movie verse) Cambion AU (New Genesis)
Summary: Pike's feeling a little bad about his part in all this mess.
Word Count: 1157
Rating: Teen

( not that he could've stopped everything )

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idle thought #767

2026-05-03T08:50:49Z

yeah he’s criminally underutilized. He’s having a blast in this fight scene though. And I’m going to see if I can’t rewatch this scene with japanese to see his voice.

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Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Shadowed Suspicion Chapter 424

2026-05-01T23:42:23Z

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure/Buffy the Vampire Slayer AU
Chapter Summary: Johan ascends the clock tower.
Word Count: 1181
Note: HERE THERE PROBABLY BE BUFFY/JJBA SPOILERS

( Chapter 424: The Blank Last Page )

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