madimpossibledreamer

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure/Buffy the Vampire Slayer AU
Chapter Summary: Johan ascends the clock tower.
Word Count: 1181
Note: HERE THERE PROBABLY BE BUFFY/JJBA SPOILERS

( Chapter 424: The Blank Last Page )

According to Beta-senpai, the fur in the Stand is otter skin

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure/Buffy the Vampire Slayer AU
Chapter Summary: Did Rush make a mistake?
Word Count: 1270
Note: HERE THERE PROBABLY BE BUFFY/JJBA SPOILERS
( Chapter 421: Scattered Sparks )

“genderbent” (in quotes because Alex is having some Gender Feelings) cosplay is actually pretty common but it’s not like Alex knows that. She’s never been to Anime Expo or any of the other conventions.
I figured they’d be oblivious enough to have a whole conversation about lesbians without Alex realizing most of these things are not really straight thoughts to have about your friend (unless you yourself are not cis). Though there’s also shades of butch in here too. Basically, it’s the 90s, they’re clueless about lgbtq+.
I have no clue if Alex realizes the badge line is a misquote or not.

Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer/X-Files (The Truth is Out There {Stranger than Fiction})
Summary: Alex is left explaining everything to Buffy because Willow's not here yet.
Word Count: 1264
Rating: Teen
Warnings: period-typical homophobia, internalized transphobia (even if Alex doesn't realize it)

( the love as yet unnamed )

Figured I’d look through the list of episodes in the season before “Halloween” is set and whaddya know, “Kaddish” is on there. It was February, while “Halloween” was obviously set, well. On Halloween.
Also I definitely had to make a Peanuts reference with the potato ghost.
“Teacher’s Pet” would be possible in this ‘verse, but according to Wikipedia would have a spider (Micaria sociabilis or Allocosa brasiliensis), crab (Ovalipes catharus) or snake (Malpolon monspessulanus). Given that one of the triggers for attempted cannibalism with the snake is refusal to mate, I figured that I’d go with the snake. 

Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer/X-Files (The Truth is Out There {Stranger than Fiction})
Summary: Alex heads to Willow's to cheer her up.
Word Count: 1019
Rating: Teen
( quest for answers (and forgiveness) ) 

also written 2011/2012. has the distinction of being one of very few fics I've written from Willow's POV and season 7.  Also, canon compliant.

Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Summary: faster to read
Word Count: 290
Rating: Teen

        We’re the same, she realized, chewing her lip nervously—it was not, after all, every day that revelations like this come around. Even less than the ones where you realize your best friend since forever had relations with one of the few people you just wish would die. But then, it’s not the first time his dating choices have been, nicely put, eccentric.
        We both killed people. In a way, he’s better than me. Because sure, he betrayed and murdered his best friend. But he did it out of love. Like a little puppy. A rabid puppy. With sharp teeth. The guy I killed was a heartless bastard that really deserved to die, but by the time I did, it was revenge. It wasn’t about Tara anymore, only the hurt. And if there’s anything that good-Wiccan stuff has taught me, it’s that love is a bright and pure emotion.
        She took a deep breath, closing her eyes. For a second, she thought ‘a little magic couldn’t hurt’ and promptly squashed that thought. No, it could, but right now...she needed a reminder, something tangible to hold onto. By this point she kinda needed to know whether the shovel speech or the shovel itself was more appropriate here.
        She almost gasped when she opened her eyes. A light, tender pink played over a shimmering gold, barely visible but unwavering. Pastel yellow seemed to be his main color with some murky grey for insecurity and fear, but the other two...he really was in love. Pure, true, unwavering.
        ‘I’ve been Buffy. Not that I don’t love her, though not in the snuggles and kisses way. But sometimes she’s so sure she’s right and won’t listen to anybody else. Sorry, guys. I really will try.’

Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Summary: Willow, Xander, and Buffy hang out near the holidays.
Word Count: 320
Rating: Teen

 

( to friendship )

me to Beta-Senpai: Giles has several times bemoaned their destruction of the English language so I suspect Xander and Buffy specifically are honey badgers about grammar

Main Points:
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure/Buffy the Vampire Slayer AU
Chapter Summary: The group has a little snack and checks out the map.
Word Count: 1275
Note: HERE THERE PROBABLY BE BUFFY/JJBA SPOILERS

 

( Chapter 401: The Unnatural Selection )

 

I found a couple articles suggesting the Mayans had used water pressure (mostly to show off) and had a marketplace economy, so that’s cool.

Main Points:
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure/Buffy the Vampire Slayer AU
Chapter Summary: Jotaro, Johan, and Willow do a little investigating.
Word Count: 1178
Note: HERE THERE PROBABLY BE BUFFY/JJBA SPOILERS

 

( Chapter 400: Sugar High )

 

Main Points:
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure/Buffy the Vampire Slayer AU
Chapter Summary: Their first difficulty isn't Rush.
Word Count: 1124
Note: HERE THERE PROBABLY BE BUFFY/JJBA SPOILERS

 

( Chapter 397: All That I Dream )

 

Main Points:
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure/Buffy the Vampire Slayer AU
Chapter Summary: Willow and Giles look into the data they collected.
Word Count: 1345
Note: HERE THERE PROBABLY BE BUFFY/JJBA SPOILERS

 

( Chapter 394: Superstition )