madimpossibledreamer

Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer Dialoguefic
Summary: faster to read
Word Count: 75

        “I have a weird feeling about your new neighbor,” Xander announces loudly, glancing over at where the man is barely visible, hammering again. Ignoring, as per usual, Buffy’s frantic ‘keep it down’ motions.
        “You’re lucky he’s so loud he didn’t hear you,” she stage whispers as close to his ear as she can manage and still be audible.
        “If good fences make good neighbors, what do bad fences make?” It’s...a kind of dark riddle, honestly.

Main Points:
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure/Buffy the Vampire Slayer AU
Chapter Summary: Buffy deals with some of the things they found in Rush's lab.
Word Count: 1307
Note: HERE THERE PROBABLY BE BUFFY/JJBA SPOILERS
Warning: more body horror

 

( Chapter 378: Cygnus X-1 )

 

Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer Dialoguefic
Summary: faster to read
Word Count: 60

        Buffy nearly attacks when someone silently joins her, only for her instincts to pull her punch at the last second, and it’s a good thing she listens, because it’s Xander. “You know, you don’t have to be here.”
        He grins goofily and shrugs. “Just because you have this great destiny doesn’t mean you have to be alone all the time.”

To no one's surprise, this year has just been...a lot. And it's been tough to keep up with my posting schedule. I *could* switch it, but then I had the bright idea of going through my actual written stuff, typing up the little snippets I've got just lying around, and posting them. Hopefully this will give me a little more time to write (or just catch up on other stuff, that's also a possibility).

Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer Dialoguefic
Summary: faster to read
Word Count: 50

        “Anya’s been sending me postcards.”
        “From her travels?”
        “At first, yeah. Over the past year they’ve all been coming from the same place. I don’t think she realizes postcards are more of a vacation buying item like souvenirs, but it’s sweet and I don’t have the heart to tell her.”

Andrew briefly considered buying Xander a pack of smokes and went ‘that’s not going to help’.

Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Constantine|Hellblazer
Summary: Living and surviving are two different things.
Word Count: 1515
Rating: Teen, with the warnings. because it wouldn't be constantine or hellblazer without the warnings
Warnings: general Constantine warnings, including but not limited to survivor's guilt, Xander's self-hatred and self-destructive tendencies, public restroom horror (kinda akin to the Justice League Dark movie scene if you've seen it), blasphemy, implied rape and/or murder, potentially unhealthy attitudes toward sex

 

( i kinda hope this isn't how it's supposed to be )

 

Main Points:
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure/Buffy the Vampire Slayer AU
Chapter Summary: The sound is investigated.
Word Count: 1123
Note: HERE THERE PROBABLY BE BUFFY/JJBA SPOILERS

( Chapter 374: In the Wake of Poseidon )

Welcome to a new subscriber (catsauce_1), hi! I hope you enjoy your stay.

Main Points:
Buffy/Blake's 7 (Place in the Universe)
Chapter Summary: It was only a matter of time that everyone else found out about the other lingering effects of Halloween, the ones that sometimes leave him near-breathless with the pain, the ones that mean he has to recharge for days after something major.  Even knowing that, he's not as prepared as he should be.
Word Count: 1407
Rating: Teen
Background Jesse/Xander in that Xander is oblivious

( just when I thought it was going alright )

Main Points:
Buffy/Blake's 7 (Place in the Universe)
Chapter Summary: Buffy, Xander, and Jesse have the first of many everyday conversations, with Willow watching.
Word Count: 234
Rating: Teen

         It’s weird having vaguely normal conversations now, but Xander’s pushed so hard for them to just hang out that Buffy’s finally starting to get the hang of it. “So, how’s school going for you now?”
         Xander actually perks up. “There’s so much material banned by the Federation for being seditious or not furthering their plot to erase individuality, particularly the history.” At a look, he fidgets in his seat. “If I concentrate on the enthusiasm, I can forget the tedium. This is all fascinating—incidentally, I’ve worked out that ‘primitive’ is exactly as rude as I’d suspected, because it’s not as if we’re much more than less technologically advanced, which hardly means much—consider the Decimas…”
         “Whereas I,” Jesse interrupts in a way that Buffy has worked out suggests that what’s left of Avon has decided that what Xander is about too say is highly embarrassing, “...am extremely bored.”
         “You could always snag that computer science elective,” Xander mentions contemplatively, running his thumb over his lip. He doesn’t even notice he’s doing it; Jesse and Willow, on the other hand, have. He doesn’t even flinch at the withering look Jesse sends, smiling amusedly. “It would be a challenge for you. You’ve barely worked with non-tarriel cell computers, you have none of your usual tools with you, and with the beginnings of the internet you don’t even need ORAC to perform basic computer networking functions.”

That might be a Resident Evil reference.  Maybe.

Main Points:
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure/Buffy the Vampire Slayer AU
Chapter Summary: Ivete and Daniela try to find anything further that Rush is hiding in the area.
Word Count: 1118
Note: HERE THERE PROBABLY BE BUFFY/JJBA SPOILERS

( Chapter 370: Carve Away the Stone )

Main Points:
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure/Buffy the Vampire Slayer AU
Chapter Summary: Stuck in the house in the Amazon, investigations and a plan are made.
Word Count: 1247
Note: HERE THERE PROBABLY BE BUFFY/JJBA SPOILERS

( Chapter 369: Test For Echo )