madimpossibledreamer

Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer Dialoguefic
Summary: faster to read
Word Count: 10
Rating: Teen

        “Are you evil me?”
        “No, you?”
        “No. Well, gay you.”

Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Dialoguefic
Summary: faster to read
Word Count: 20
Rating: Teen

        ( spoilers for volume vi )

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure/Buffy the Vampire Slayer AU
Chapter Summary: faster to read
Word Count: 15
Note: HERE THERE PROBABLY BE BUFFY/JJBA SPOILERS

        “You were a sweet kid,” Johan says with a smile.
        Jotaro grunts. “I grew up.”

pretty sure this is cut from vol i

Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Dialoguefic
Summary: faster to read
Word Count: 50
Rating: Teen

        “Besides, you’re clever. You’ve sensed it too. Haven’t you ever wondered how two very intelligent people became so deluded?”
        “...Wolfram & Hart.”
        “Yes, I believe they have their unwitting spies.”
        “I don’t even know why I’m talking to you.”
        “You needed an outside ear; that’s why people go to therapists.”

Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer Dialoguefic
Summary: faster to read
Word Count: 85
Rating: Teen

        If your instincts are telling you to get out, run, don’t walk, to the nearest exit. Could turn out to be nothing. You wouldn’t lose much, except maybe a little face. Most probably, this is the case. On the other hand, you might end up a lot less dead or possessed or lose your actual face, which is a much better alternative to being killed just ‘cause you couldn’t believe there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of in men’s philosophies.

 

He’s very carefully not mentioning the Key thing.
I found a whole ton of stuff I hadn't copied from earlier than 2012.  Given current circumstances, a lot of that will be getting ported because I am still sick and still have too much to do.

 

Main Points:
Buffy/Devil May Cry/Supernatural
Chapter Summary: faster to read
Word Count: 200
Rating: Teen

        “I’ll help you stop the apocalypse, but I’m not gonna do this without my friends. And I won’t work with you if you try to kill them. Two vampires, who I don’t really like but I wouldn’t try to stake if I saw them, which is saying something. Though the one might be off brooding somewhere. One reformed warlock who killed his best friend on the orders of a ghost of his other best friend he was in love with. A werewolf. He hasn’t actually done much of anything, unless in true Hunter fashion you take his being alive to be a crime. One reformed witch who after her love was killed kind of lost it, merced a few people, and tried to destroy the world. One guy who—you know, actually, he’s kinda Constantine. One minute you’re healing people for fun and calling demons to possess you for a bit of a lark, and the next suddenly a lot of peoople are dead and you’re dealing with the guilt. A Vampire Slayer, with super Xena strength. A Thief, but I don’t think even a Hunter would take exception to that.”
        “Are you sure you’re the good guys?”
        “Sadly, yes.”

Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Summary: faster to read
Word Count: 25
Rating: Teen

        “Hey, Giles, I didn’t know you were advertising your house now.”
        Giles glances over and sees the ad for ‘House of Tweed’. “Very funny, Xander.” 

Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Iron Man Crossover (Self-Made Hero) Dialoguefic
Summary: faster to read 
Word Count: 30
Rating: Teen

        “Okay, I’m guessing alternate dimension here, since Buffy looked pretty ready to murder my face. I like my face. I’m very fond of my face. I prefer my face unmurderized.”

Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Iron Man Crossover (Self-Made Hero) Dialoguefic
Summary: faster to read 
Word Count: 20
Rating: Teen

        “Sometimes, people actually say what they mean. I know it’s a completely new concept for you, but there it is.”

Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Iron Man Crossover (Self-Made Hero) Dialoguefic
Summary: faster to read 
Word Count: 15
Rating: Teen

“Want? No, I don’t want it. Want implies it’s a choice. I need this, Buff.”