madimpossibledreamer

I forgot this existed tbh

Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Assassin's Creed/possibly Mummy??/Supernatural Dialoguefic Drabble
universe first introduced in primordium
Summary: faster to read
Word Count: 100
Pairing: Dean/Xander
xander does not actually appear in this part

         “Oh my God, Dean. I did not need to see this. I did not need to touch this. This did not need to be next to my stuff.”
         “What, Samantha, you’ve never seen one before?”
         “It’s not—Dean, I’m happy you’re happy, and you don’t need to be defensive about that. This is a good thing. I just don’t want to know the details of you and Xander and I am working on forgetting...all this. Take care of it, don’t put it in my bag again, and let me know if I need to be…somewhere else for a bit, okay?”

confirmed; even really weird crossovers continue to be less weird than jealousyfree!Xander

Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Assassin's Creed/possibly Mummy??/Supernatural
universe first introduced in primordium
follow-up to Favors Given and Received
Summary: Xander tries to help.
Word Count: 415
dean does not actually appear in this part

( family, extended )

 

Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Assassin's Creed/possibly Mummy??/Supernatural Dialoguefic
universe first introduced in primordium
Summary: this is half crack.  buffy embarrasses xander in front of dean.
Word Count: 210

         “…Buff, how on Earth did you manage to find a horse to come save us, and did you save us on a horse just so you could call yourself the cavalry?”
         “You’re better off not knowing.”
         “The Slayer otherwise known as Buffy, Dean.  Dean, the Slayer otherwise known as Buffy.”
         “So this is Dean.  He’s cute.”
         “Please don’t.”
         “I’ve heard a lot about you.  …Xander, where are you going?”
         “To find a pub.”
         “Stop quoting Galaxy Quest at me and stop running away from me.”
         “He doesn’t look like he’s stopping.”
         “No, but then, I didn’t expect that.  He’s very fit.  And has general issues talking about his feelings.  I’m not surprised he tried to change the topic with a geeky reference.”
         “Did you two ever—”
         “Xander and I?  Ha, no.  He’s like my clueless older brother, if I hadn’t met him for ten years.  I’m not kidding about you, either, you are attractive.  I really want to see if you know how to fight, though.”
         “He has very strange friends, but I’m not sure I expected anything different.”
         “Oh, yeah, he did mention I’m the Slayer.  You hurt Xander, and they’ll be finding bits of you all over the world for years.”
         “…”
         “I think we’ll get along.”

It's been forever since I've written for this one (well...not as long as for The Joker Game. I swear I'm getting to that. Eventually.)
I don't remember why I ended up checking out Lucifer, but it's fun. The actor is very compelling, even if I'm more on board for the mythology than the endgame romance stuff (then again, that's my usual m.o.). I do have to say, though, I'm weirded out at the lack of Supernatural crossovers. So my muses decided to at least contribute. There will actually be a Michael and Lucifer meeting at some point, but I'm not sure when.
Don't tell me to finish watching Supernatural. I won't and you can't make me. (Other than maybe my own Team Free Will, but I haven't seen them in a while.)
I know Mikey appears in S5 of Lucifer and is pretty much as much of a jerk as in Supernatural. I'm not there yet, but I don't particularly care about spoilers. I'm definitely not going in that direction though. Obviously.
Yes, this is a stealth Buffy crossover, because many things are stealth Buffy crossovers. It doesn't matter a lot as technically yes, Xander is dead.
Also, it's recommended not to talk or think like Dean, because he has some seriously messed up ideas about gender.
I briefly toyed with using (UK?) rating system because it made more sense to me. I abandoned that because I'm still just flailing about in the dark either way.

Main Points:
Supernatural AU (now a Lucifer crossover!)
Summary: Having Michael on their side is an adjustment.
Word Count: 1545
Rating: Teen
Being that this is me, this is preslash with Dean/Michael (I like Dean/Cas but there's already enough of that written EDIT: that is insensitive to write now; I mean that I'm not good at writing it partly because I've seen just about half of canon so writing past that point is hard)

( conflicted feelings )

 

in non-news i may or may not have created a genderbended giorno (who may or may not have wolves named gucci and armani).  sources cannot confirm.  fun facts: theoretical gucci would totally rip pucci's throat out.  ending the world just ain't right, to quote mista on the matter.

consider this: supernatural, only with the whole Eva = Mary thing. dean's a dante on the road, struggling to come to terms with his whole demonic side, while sam's kind of embracing it in small ways. sam's less of a vergil analogue than he could be, mostly because he doesn't go quite that far, but there are parallels to their attitudes in 3.

There's a time skip for this one.  I'll get back to the stuff between enemy of my enemy and this one eventually.  In the meantime, you can be confused with Sam.  (Mostly, I'm not sure whether this fits the Supernatural timeline or whether I'm ignoring it here, but Sam was gone and Dean ended up working with Xander, grudging respect turning to something, well.  Rather different.)
Oh, yeah, segment brought by the second worst migraine I've ever had on Saturday (I didn't actually throw up, so I kept down the painkiller.  Unlike last time.  If you're hurting too much to keep down an oral painkiller, they have to do a shot.  Not fun).
I'm kind of proud of thrown-together title, because it has a couple different meanings.  I'm a word dork like that.
~Dreamer~
(also fyi i will never write incest so no worries about that ever.  if i did, it'd be tagged, but given that i avoid it like the plague even in reading, i'm certainly not going to write any.)

Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Assassin's Creed/possibly Mummy??/Supernatural
universe first introduced in primordium
Summary: Sam doesn't know how they got here.
Word Count: 540
Rating: Gen (not for those with emetophobia?  i.e. if the description of the migraine above bothered you, you might be better off giving this one a pass.  it's not in depth but I'd rather warn and let you lot make an informed decision)

 

( is it true what they say )

 

Setting up for Valentine's, so I'm skipping my (current) schedule to just post the ones before in the series.  Admittedly, there will still be a writing gap to fill in later, but shhhhh I can do that.
Also, has anyone ever had a job interview where 'we're a family' boded well?  Just curious.
~Dreamer~
(Assassin!Xander is weird.  Though, honestly, most of my alternate Xanders are weird in some way or another.  And no, he and Dean don't get along at first.)

Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Assassin's Creed/possibly Mummy??/Supernatural
universe first introduced in primordium
Summary: Dean doesn't appreciate critique unless it comes from his little brother.
Word Count: 710
Rating: Teen (mostly for swearing and threats of violence)

( we are the shadow you're chasing )

edit: link was wrong for a while, sorry

v  Continuing Education (Source: Archive of Our Own)

Ø  https://archiveofourown.org/works/48173

Ø  Supernatural/Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Ø  Xander/Dean

This is the third one I forgot to include in the list of inspirations for Lucky Strike.  I also read the Kashmir series after, but that's suuuper angsty.  (Good to read, probably, but I'm not reccing it because I don't think I'd reread because it's angsty.  Which, unfortunately, the lucky strike 'verse went [Coming Home, Hope's Flame, When It's All Said and Done, It's You] in the direction of as well.  Dean.  This is all your fault, fyi.  You're the reason we can't have nice things, because you have to go and angst over them all and sabotage yourself.)

This one isn't angsty, though.  It's fluffy.  Flirting, being impressed and turned on by competence?  Sign me up.  (Also, Dawn rolling her eyes and being sarcastic is great.)  It’s also fairly short, but unlike the previous one, it doesn’t deserve the M rating (a Teen rating, probably).

v  When At First We Meet (Source: Twisting the Hellmouth)

Ø  https://www.tthfanfic.org/Story-13703/IceBlueRose+When+At+First+We+Meet.htm

Ø  Supernatural/Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Ø  Xander/Dean (pairing light/hinted, but it’s there)

If anyone wants to know why I wrote Lucky Strike or future installments in the first place, this is one of two fics that are pretty much the entire reason it happened.  In other words, this is one of two fics that started me shipping a new ship, which is pretty good for any fic.  All the characters are well-written, there’s at least a nod to Dean’s paranoia (which is ridiculous, seriously), and the natural feel of the plot comes from that.  Also, yeah, my thing for dialogue.  I have a thing for snappy dialogue, in case it hadn’t been mentioned before.  (Don’t always succeed in including it in my own writing, but, well, I try).

Main Points:
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure/Supernatural Crossover.  I might call this Little Starfish 'verse if I write more than two drabbles two drabbles and a longer work for it.  We'll see.
Summary: It's not often that they get a Hunt in Florida.  But they're definitely going to find out what's going on at the aquarium.  (or: let's jojo all the things)
Word Count: 940

 

( & unconventional defenses )