madimpossibledreamer

Main Points:
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure/Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Supernatural AU
Summary: This is a sketch (in terms of detail, not art), not a fic. This is also not Lucky Strike or its follow-ups, but this is what Lucky Strike could have been. It's a prototype. Dean/Xander shipping in a more meta situation where Sarde still existed.
As with the rest it's named as the document is titled, and this is years old so I'm at least not doing anything specific with this universe. I might end up doing more one-shots in the Lucky Strike 'verse.

Chuck goes off on this strange tangent that doesn't make sense to Dean because he doesn't know that Chuck is God. He's also been having weird, distracting dreams about a guy, yes, but being in a relationship that feels normal and domestic and anything but and they have geeky fights and eat pizza and drink beer and the sex is amazing and they hunt together, but they don't have to go traveling around all the time. He really wants it, but tries to pretend that he doesn't because it hurts that he can't have it and it's also weirding him out a little bit.

*He wakes up in the middle of the Dad trying to kill him situation.

*He shows up Seas. 2 Xander. Certain amount of geeking out while trying to act all normal around them and figure out why he's in a TV show.

*Jessica, when drunk, tells the most amazing stories about the JoJos, though doesn't really realize that they're relations.

*Before, Willow had showed up to cheer him up specifically after, and he's like "out of the two of us, you can't be single. somehow, I'll feel less pathetic." Also, he tells her that he's decided that there's no dating of friends from this point on. It just gets awkward when they turn you down.

*The two kind of make friends, especially when Dean notices and distracts him from the post-Buffy turndown blues.

*Xander starts figuring out and freaking out about the fact that he kind of had a crush on Jesse (probably) and didn't realize it, so much that he actually asks Larry about it.

*Dean kind of has a crush on Buffy. Xander gets upset, and both of them are pretty sure that he's going to punch Dean. Which is why they both get really surprised when it turns to an angry kiss instead. Nobody really saw, but Xander still gets freaked out and runs. Dean's also kind of freaked out, but when he thinks about it he knows that he likes that kiss, and flashes back to the dreams. It was Xander in those dreams. He doesn't remember the full gist about it, but knows that he likes it and how it turned out, and wants to actually attempt a relationship, which is a change.

*Xander's sitting on the porch while his parents argue, and Josuke shows up. "You're probably in the wrong place if you're looking for...just about everything."

*Dean keeps trying to get in touch, but Xander kind of avoids him. And everyone. He finally tracks him down and Xander shows him the birthmark, at which Dean freaks out but manages to pass it off as having heard about from his dad, who thought it wasn't real "but then, he didn't think vampires were a thing either."

*Dean hesitates to ask about the kiss, since they're actually talking. "Go on, because as weird as this is, it's going to get even more awkward if you don't bring it up." He says that he's actually interested in more than just kissing, which Xander quickly interprets as being innuendo and Dean has to correct. "Not that I wouldn't mind that, gorgeous, but..." They end up kissing again.

*They keep it kind of secret, because they're pretty sure it will make everything awkward with the others. Giles finds them in the stacks fooling around (and expected them to be planning a prank, not making out). Which is more than a little embarrasing, but he pulls himself together in record time.

*They break up at some point, and Dean dates a few people. It's not the same, though. He quickly quits. They do get back together. Maybe break up about the Chuck thing and the 'not real' thing? (that seems to be an author thing...)

*They actually turn out to be a really adorable couple. Dean does well with the other Joestars, etc.

*Wayward Son.

*Late Supernatural (older) Sam and Cas show up at some point, and are highly confused.

*Xander plays Murdoch to Dean's BA when they have to fly.

*Possible Joss (Jocelyn & Imagine Dragons). (Their adorable daughter.)