Jojo's Bizarre Adventure/Buffy the Vampire Slayer AU
Chapter Summary: Johan ascends the clock tower.
Word Count: 1181
Note: HERE THERE PROBABLY BE BUFFY/JJBA SPOILERS
( Chapter 424: The Blank Last Page )
Chapter Summary: Johan ascends the clock tower.
Word Count: 1181
Note: HERE THERE PROBABLY BE BUFFY/JJBA SPOILERS
( Chapter 424: The Blank Last Page )
Delayed Reunion
Apr. 27th, 2026 04:03 pmMain Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Dialoguefic
Summary: faster to read
Word Count: 20
Rating: Teen
( spoilers for volume ii )
Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Dialoguefic
Summary: faster to read
Word Count: 20
Rating: Teen
( spoilers for volume ii )
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure/Buffy the Vampire Slayer AU
Chapter Summary: Johan continues to analyze the fight and makes a move of his own.
Word Count: 1075
Note: HERE THERE PROBABLY BE BUFFY/JJBA SPOILERS
( Chapter 423: Ebb and Flow )
Chapter Summary: Johan continues to analyze the fight and makes a move of his own.
Word Count: 1075
Note: HERE THERE PROBABLY BE BUFFY/JJBA SPOILERS
( Chapter 423: Ebb and Flow )
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure/Buffy the Vampire Slayer AU
Chapter Summary: Johan tries to plan his next move and figure out Rush's before it's too late.
Word Count: 1015
Note: HERE THERE PROBABLY BE BUFFY/JJBA SPOILERS
( Chapter 422: Keeps to His Schemes )
Chapter Summary: Johan tries to plan his next move and figure out Rush's before it's too late.
Word Count: 1015
Note: HERE THERE PROBABLY BE BUFFY/JJBA SPOILERS
( Chapter 422: Keeps to His Schemes )
According to Beta-senpai, the fur in the Stand is otter skin
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure/Buffy the Vampire Slayer AU
Chapter Summary: Did Rush make a mistake?
Word Count: 1270
Note: HERE THERE PROBABLY BE BUFFY/JJBA SPOILERS
( Chapter 421: Scattered Sparks )
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure/Buffy the Vampire Slayer AU
Chapter Summary: Did Rush make a mistake?
Word Count: 1270
Note: HERE THERE PROBABLY BE BUFFY/JJBA SPOILERS
( Chapter 421: Scattered Sparks )
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure/Buffy the Vampire Slayer AU
Chapter Summary: Did Rush make a mistake?
Word Count: 1193
Note: HERE THERE PROBABLY BE BUFFY/JJBA SPOILERS
( Chapter 420: Rains Through Your Mind )
Chapter Summary: Did Rush make a mistake?
Word Count: 1193
Note: HERE THERE PROBABLY BE BUFFY/JJBA SPOILERS
( Chapter 420: Rains Through Your Mind )
Driving a Wedge
Mar. 30th, 2026 07:01 pmpretty sure this is cut from vol i
Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Dialoguefic
Summary: faster to read
Word Count: 50
Rating: Teen
“Besides, you’re clever. You’ve sensed it too. Haven’t you ever wondered how two very intelligent people became so deluded?”
“...Wolfram & Hart.”
“Yes, I believe they have their unwitting spies.”
“I don’t even know why I’m talking to you.”
“You needed an outside ear; that’s why people go to therapists.”
Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Dialoguefic
Summary: faster to read
Word Count: 50
Rating: Teen
“Besides, you’re clever. You’ve sensed it too. Haven’t you ever wondered how two very intelligent people became so deluded?”
“...Wolfram & Hart.”
“Yes, I believe they have their unwitting spies.”
“I don’t even know why I’m talking to you.”
“You needed an outside ear; that’s why people go to therapists.”
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure/Buffy the Vampire Slayer AU
Chapter Summary: The confrontation with Rush.
Word Count: 1214
Note: HERE THERE PROBABLY BE BUFFY/JJBA SPOILERS
( Chapter 419: Snakes & Arrows )
Chapter Summary: The confrontation with Rush.
Word Count: 1214
Note: HERE THERE PROBABLY BE BUFFY/JJBA SPOILERS
( Chapter 419: Snakes & Arrows )
Inkblot Test
Mar. 24th, 2026 03:29 pm“genderbent” (in quotes because Alex is having some Gender Feelings) cosplay is actually pretty common but it’s not like Alex knows that. She’s never been to Anime Expo or any of the other conventions.
I figured they’d be oblivious enough to have a whole conversation about lesbians without Alex realizing most of these things are not really straight thoughts to have about your friend (unless you yourself are not cis). Though there’s also shades of butch in here too. Basically, it’s the 90s, they’re clueless about lgbtq+.
I have no clue if Alex realizes the badge line is a misquote or not.
Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer/X-Files (The Truth is Out There {Stranger than Fiction})
Summary: Alex is left explaining everything to Buffy because Willow's not here yet.
Word Count: 1264
Rating: Teen
Warnings: period-typical homophobia, internalized transphobia (even if Alex doesn't realize it)
( the love as yet unnamed )
I figured they’d be oblivious enough to have a whole conversation about lesbians without Alex realizing most of these things are not really straight thoughts to have about your friend (unless you yourself are not cis). Though there’s also shades of butch in here too. Basically, it’s the 90s, they’re clueless about lgbtq+.
I have no clue if Alex realizes the badge line is a misquote or not.
Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer/X-Files (The Truth is Out There {Stranger than Fiction})
Summary: Alex is left explaining everything to Buffy because Willow's not here yet.
Word Count: 1264
Rating: Teen
Warnings: period-typical homophobia, internalized transphobia (even if Alex doesn't realize it)
( the love as yet unnamed )
Trust Your Instincts
Mar. 23rd, 2026 04:27 pmMain Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer Dialoguefic
Summary: faster to read
Word Count: 85
Rating: Teen
If your instincts are telling you to get out, run, don’t walk, to the nearest exit. Could turn out to be nothing. You wouldn’t lose much, except maybe a little face. Most probably, this is the case. On the other hand, you might end up a lot less dead or possessed or lose your actual face, which is a much better alternative to being killed just ‘cause you couldn’t believe there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of in men’s philosophies.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer Dialoguefic
Summary: faster to read
Word Count: 85
Rating: Teen
If your instincts are telling you to get out, run, don’t walk, to the nearest exit. Could turn out to be nothing. You wouldn’t lose much, except maybe a little face. Most probably, this is the case. On the other hand, you might end up a lot less dead or possessed or lose your actual face, which is a much better alternative to being killed just ‘cause you couldn’t believe there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of in men’s philosophies.
decided to split this out because I decided I had more to say here. (i wasn't sure if it'd be disrespectful to get into that it's a mixed legacy, but screw it, it deserves to be said)
rest in peace nicholas brendon thank you for xander
like, you were a weird dude and it's like...the character definitely had a lot of the aspects, good and bad, from you. (the quote from you that some reporter decided to include about how you were proud of the character because you...got some geeks laid in high school??? that put a weird taste in my mouth on sight wut and also why) but like
there was also heart in there
and a guy who never quite escaped from his addictions or unlearned all the stuff he should have
(and i'd say you didn't have the excuse of a writer who also wasn't in the place to give you the growth arc you needed but bad influences are also a thing and i can nearly guarantee joss whedon was among the worst)
i wish you and xander had finally gotten to have that arc and fully overcome all your baggage, but.
i don't know how to end this. i don't know the full list of stuff. i know enough about what the fandom considers xander's sins thanks to the people who are very angry and want everyone to know they're very angry. i didn't need to know more. just enough to know that unlike david tennant, not an actor i'd generally follow. but, again, for better and for worse, the role becomes you. and obviously xander means a lot to me.
rest in peace nicholas brendon thank you for xander
like, you were a weird dude and it's like...the character definitely had a lot of the aspects, good and bad, from you. (the quote from you that some reporter decided to include about how you were proud of the character because you...got some geeks laid in high school??? that put a weird taste in my mouth on sight wut and also why) but like
there was also heart in there
and a guy who never quite escaped from his addictions or unlearned all the stuff he should have
(and i'd say you didn't have the excuse of a writer who also wasn't in the place to give you the growth arc you needed but bad influences are also a thing and i can nearly guarantee joss whedon was among the worst)
i wish you and xander had finally gotten to have that arc and fully overcome all your baggage, but.
i don't know how to end this. i don't know the full list of stuff. i know enough about what the fandom considers xander's sins thanks to the people who are very angry and want everyone to know they're very angry. i didn't need to know more. just enough to know that unlike david tennant, not an actor i'd generally follow. but, again, for better and for worse, the role becomes you. and obviously xander means a lot to me.
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure/Buffy the Vampire Slayer AU
Chapter Summary: They coordinate defense with the Sheriff.
Word Count: 1302
Note: HERE THERE PROBABLY BE BUFFY/JJBA SPOILERS
( Chapter 418: That Strange, That Old Design )
Chapter Summary: They coordinate defense with the Sheriff.
Word Count: 1302
Note: HERE THERE PROBABLY BE BUFFY/JJBA SPOILERS
( Chapter 418: That Strange, That Old Design )
The Path to Self-Discovery
Mar. 17th, 2026 04:16 pmFigured I’d look through the list of episodes in the season before “Halloween” is set and whaddya know, “Kaddish” is on there. It was February, while “Halloween” was obviously set, well. On Halloween.
Also I definitely had to make a Peanuts reference with the potato ghost.
“Teacher’s Pet” would be possible in this ‘verse, but according to Wikipedia would have a spider (Micaria sociabilis or Allocosa brasiliensis), crab (Ovalipes catharus) or snake (Malpolon monspessulanus). Given that one of the triggers for attempted cannibalism with the snake is refusal to mate, I figured that I’d go with the snake.
Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer/X-Files (The Truth is Out There {Stranger than Fiction})
Summary: Alex heads to Willow's to cheer her up.
Word Count: 1019
Rating: Teen
( quest for answers (and forgiveness) )
Also I definitely had to make a Peanuts reference with the potato ghost.
“Teacher’s Pet” would be possible in this ‘verse, but according to Wikipedia would have a spider (Micaria sociabilis or Allocosa brasiliensis), crab (Ovalipes catharus) or snake (Malpolon monspessulanus). Given that one of the triggers for attempted cannibalism with the snake is refusal to mate, I figured that I’d go with the snake.
Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer/X-Files (The Truth is Out There {Stranger than Fiction})
Summary: Alex heads to Willow's to cheer her up.
Word Count: 1019
Rating: Teen
( quest for answers (and forgiveness) )
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure/Buffy the Vampire Slayer AU
Chapter Summary: They discuss what they know about how Paxil works.
Word Count: 1302
Note: HERE THERE PROBABLY BE BUFFY/JJBA SPOILERS
( Chapter 417: Karma Slave )
Chapter Summary: They discuss what they know about how Paxil works.
Word Count: 1302
Note: HERE THERE PROBABLY BE BUFFY/JJBA SPOILERS
( Chapter 417: Karma Slave )
Occam's Razor
Mar. 10th, 2026 01:53 pmOf course I’m all set up to write the next chapter of Shades of Memory and then my brain goes ‘nah, another YAHF’. Plus I’d been watching a lot of X-Files while I was sick. I'd say I have no idea how I got here, but I did also read a few trans!Mulder stories and there's one scene that just happened, so. (It is also slightly surprising that it's taken me this long to actually write a probably requited Xander/Willow given that I do actually like childhood friends to lovers as much as I like tsundere; it's something about the circumstances tripping me up.)
Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer/X-Files (The Truth is Out There {Stranger than Fiction})
Summary: Both Alex and Buffy are missing the obvious that is right there.
Word Count: 870
Rating: Teen
( heteronormativity strikes again )
Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer/X-Files (The Truth is Out There {Stranger than Fiction})
Summary: Both Alex and Buffy are missing the obvious that is right there.
Word Count: 870
Rating: Teen
( heteronormativity strikes again )
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure/Buffy the Vampire Slayer AU
Chapter Summary: Johan and Kakyoin finally get a good talk.
Word Count: 1387
Note: HERE THERE PROBABLY BE BUFFY/JJBA SPOILERS
( Chapter 416: Door to Be Opened )
Chapter Summary: Johan and Kakyoin finally get a good talk.
Word Count: 1387
Note: HERE THERE PROBABLY BE BUFFY/JJBA SPOILERS
( Chapter 416: Door to Be Opened )
Lines in the Sand
Mar. 3rd, 2026 08:38 pmHe’s very carefully not mentioning the Key thing.
I found a whole ton of stuff I hadn't copied from earlier than 2012. Given current circumstances, a lot of that will be getting ported because I am still sick and still have too much to do.
Buffy/Devil May Cry/Supernatural
Chapter Summary: faster to read
Word Count: 200
Rating: Teen
“I’ll help you stop the apocalypse, but I’m not gonna do this without my friends. And I won’t work with you if you try to kill them. Two vampires, who I don’t really like but I wouldn’t try to stake if I saw them, which is saying something. Though the one might be off brooding somewhere. One reformed warlock who killed his best friend on the orders of a ghost of his other best friend he was in love with. A werewolf. He hasn’t actually done much of anything, unless in true Hunter fashion you take his being alive to be a crime. One reformed witch who after her love was killed kind of lost it, merced a few people, and tried to destroy the world. One guy who—you know, actually, he’s kinda Constantine. One minute you’re healing people for fun and calling demons to possess you for a bit of a lark, and the next suddenly a lot of peoople are dead and you’re dealing with the guilt. A Vampire Slayer, with super Xena strength. A Thief, but I don’t think even a Hunter would take exception to that.”
“Are you sure you’re the good guys?”
“Sadly, yes.”
I found a whole ton of stuff I hadn't copied from earlier than 2012. Given current circumstances, a lot of that will be getting ported because I am still sick and still have too much to do.
Main Points:
Buffy/Devil May Cry/Supernatural
Chapter Summary: faster to read
Word Count: 200
Rating: Teen
“I’ll help you stop the apocalypse, but I’m not gonna do this without my friends. And I won’t work with you if you try to kill them. Two vampires, who I don’t really like but I wouldn’t try to stake if I saw them, which is saying something. Though the one might be off brooding somewhere. One reformed warlock who killed his best friend on the orders of a ghost of his other best friend he was in love with. A werewolf. He hasn’t actually done much of anything, unless in true Hunter fashion you take his being alive to be a crime. One reformed witch who after her love was killed kind of lost it, merced a few people, and tried to destroy the world. One guy who—you know, actually, he’s kinda Constantine. One minute you’re healing people for fun and calling demons to possess you for a bit of a lark, and the next suddenly a lot of peoople are dead and you’re dealing with the guilt. A Vampire Slayer, with super Xena strength. A Thief, but I don’t think even a Hunter would take exception to that.”
“Are you sure you’re the good guys?”
“Sadly, yes.”
Theoretical Phobias
Mar. 2nd, 2026 05:56 pmLike Great Scott this doesn’t quite fit but I kind of like some of it.
Buffy/Devil May Cry/Resident Evil/Background NCIS Crossover (Hold My Heart)
Chapter Summary: faster to read
Word Count: 145
Rating: Teen
“Hey, honey?” Xander isn’t looking so good. Maybe they should get off the highway. Leon starts keeping an eye out for the nearest exit.
“It’s stupid,” his boyfriend complains. “I, uh. I freak on highways. I know, I’d survive even if we get in, like, a ninety-mile-per-hour crash, but you wouldn’t, and.”
He leans into the hug. There’s no hesitation this time, which is nice.
“Well, you read about Oxnard, right?”
“I’m kind of sad I missed the stripping,” Leon teases, grinning as the embarrassment gets Xander’s mind off the panic.
“I’m fine driving around town. I even like going fast on the bike, because it feels like I have more control.” He looks a little miserable, still. “I didn’t want to mess up this date. You were all excited.”
Leon shrugs. “I’ve never gone on back roads so much before. Let’s have an adventure.”
Main Points:
Buffy/Devil May Cry/Resident Evil/Background NCIS Crossover (Hold My Heart)
Chapter Summary: faster to read
Word Count: 145
Rating: Teen
“Hey, honey?” Xander isn’t looking so good. Maybe they should get off the highway. Leon starts keeping an eye out for the nearest exit.
“It’s stupid,” his boyfriend complains. “I, uh. I freak on highways. I know, I’d survive even if we get in, like, a ninety-mile-per-hour crash, but you wouldn’t, and.”
He leans into the hug. There’s no hesitation this time, which is nice.
“Well, you read about Oxnard, right?”
“I’m kind of sad I missed the stripping,” Leon teases, grinning as the embarrassment gets Xander’s mind off the panic.
“I’m fine driving around town. I even like going fast on the bike, because it feels like I have more control.” He looks a little miserable, still. “I didn’t want to mess up this date. You were all excited.”
Leon shrugs. “I’ve never gone on back roads so much before. Let’s have an adventure.”