madimpossibledreamer

Of course I’m all set up to write the next chapter of Shades of Memory and then my brain goes ‘nah, another YAHF’. Plus I’d been watching a lot of X-Files while I was sick. I'd say I have no idea how I got here, but I did also read a few trans!Mulder stories and there's one scene that just happened, so.   (It is also slightly surprising that it's taken me this long to actually write a probably requited Xander/Willow given that I do actually like childhood friends to lovers as much as I like tsundere; it's something about the circumstances tripping me up.)

Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer/X-Files (The Truth is Out There {Stranger than Fiction})
Summary: Both Alex and Buffy are missing the obvious that is right there.
Word Count: 870
Rating: Teen

( heteronormativity strikes again )             

He’s very carefully not mentioning the Key thing.
I found a whole ton of stuff I hadn't copied from earlier than 2012.  Given current circumstances, a lot of that will be getting ported because I am still sick and still have too much to do.

 

Main Points:
Buffy/Devil May Cry/Supernatural
Chapter Summary: faster to read
Word Count: 200
Rating: Teen

        “I’ll help you stop the apocalypse, but I’m not gonna do this without my friends. And I won’t work with you if you try to kill them. Two vampires, who I don’t really like but I wouldn’t try to stake if I saw them, which is saying something. Though the one might be off brooding somewhere. One reformed warlock who killed his best friend on the orders of a ghost of his other best friend he was in love with. A werewolf. He hasn’t actually done much of anything, unless in true Hunter fashion you take his being alive to be a crime. One reformed witch who after her love was killed kind of lost it, merced a few people, and tried to destroy the world. One guy who—you know, actually, he’s kinda Constantine. One minute you’re healing people for fun and calling demons to possess you for a bit of a lark, and the next suddenly a lot of peoople are dead and you’re dealing with the guilt. A Vampire Slayer, with super Xena strength. A Thief, but I don’t think even a Hunter would take exception to that.”
        “Are you sure you’re the good guys?”
        “Sadly, yes.”

Main Points:
Buffy/Yakuza AU (Slayer's Mad Whelp) Dialoguefic (Ria-chan)
Chapter Summary: faster to read
Word Count: 20
Rating: Teen

        “Migraines are the brain’s way of saying ‘I think you should feel like dying for the next six plus hours.’”

 

Main Points:
Buffy/NCIS/JJBA Dialoguefic
Summary: This one’s the teenager, the softer-spoken one with pierced ears and who’s definitely bisexual. He really likes SPWF lady, but he’ll have dreams (wet dreams) of Fitz. Who he misses, a lot.
A Watcher comes and offers Xander a position on the Watcher’s Council (and asks if there’s any truth to the rumor that the SPWF are considering taking the Slayers under their wing).
Word Count: 590
Rating: Gen

( heir apparent? )

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure/Buffy the Vampire Slayer AU
Chapter Summary: Robin, Johan, and the "sheriff" come to an understanding.
Word Count: 1252
Note: HERE THERE PROBABLY BE BUFFY/JJBA SPOILERS
( Chapter 411: The Line Dividing )

I did actually have to look up the name of the newspaper in Sunnydale because ‘Sunnydale Herald’ is stuck in my head :)
Ix + Ahau is how you say lady, and governmental figures such as the Sheriff would probably keep such traditions. 

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure/Buffy the Vampire Slayer AU
Chapter Summary: Robin and Johan wait to make a statement.
Word Count: 1028
Note: HERE THERE PROBABLY BE BUFFY/JJBA SPOILERS

( Chapter 410: Washes My Convictions Away )

Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Iron Man Crossover (Self-Made Hero) Dialoguefic
Summary: faster to read 
Word Count: 15
Rating: Teen

        “Buffy, you never needed a man to be awesome. You already are awesome beyond words.”

Main Points:
Buffy/Devil May Cry/Resident Evil/Background NCIS Crossover (Hold My Heart)
Chapter Summary: Leon and Xander discuss something important.
Word Count: 615
Rating: Teen

 

( safe havens )

 

DC actually is pretty strict about firearms laws. That’s probably a really good thing, considering it’s a capital.
This was just going to be a two-parter, but three fits better (and also mirrors The Conversation). Especially with the gore that decided to come in.
actually realized when getting this ready to post that this actually is more parallels between Leon and Xander, sure, but there are actually some parallels between Xander and Ada here and I think that's neat

Main Points:
Buffy/Devil May Cry/Resident Evil/Background NCIS Crossover (Hold My Heart)
Chapter Summary: Leon isn't going to let Xander go through this alone.
Word Count: 1572
Rating: Teen
Warning: some weird half-demon gore, wound care

( devoted to compassion )

Main Points:
Buffy/Devil May Cry/Resident Evil/Background NCIS Crossover (Hold My Heart)
Chapter Summary: Leon returns one late-night phone call.
Word Count: 445
Rating: Teen
minor reference to xander's terrible self-esteem and leon's trauma (they're doing a little better now)

 

( all that i need )