madimpossibledreamer

Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Iron Man Crossover (Self-Made Hero)
Summary: faster to read
Word Count: 40
Rating: Teen

        He adapts the Exoskel to a Containment Cylinder for villain capture, or Concyl, because everything has to have a catchy name. (Or so he says. Kris suspects he gets a kick out of making people trying to pronounce made-up words.)

Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Iron Man Crossover (Self-Made Hero)
Summary: faster to read
Word Count: 135
Rating: Teen

        Kris finds Xander drooling into a pile of some Very Important Official Papers, all capitalized. Her only response? “Not again.”

Main Points:
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure/Buffy the Vampire Slayer AU
Chapter Summary: Willow and Giles look into the data they collected.
Word Count: 1345
Note: HERE THERE PROBABLY BE BUFFY/JJBA SPOILERS

 

( Chapter 394: Superstition )

 

Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Iron Man Crossover (Self-Made Hero) Dialoguefic
Summary: faster to read
Word Count: 25
Rating: Teen

        “You have a company?”
        “You don’t? I thought they were all the rage, the newest thing. Everyone has one these days, right?”
        “...Yep, that’s Xander.”

Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Iron Man Crossover (Self-Made Hero)
Summary: faster to read
Word Count: 110
Rating: Teen

        Staring at this is just kind of pain. There are so many viruses that they’re going to start gobbling each other up and evolving into some sort of ubervirus. This might not even be worth the gratitude or the money he’s being paid to fix the laptop. It’s not like he needs it, with the company, and this is just going to be one big headache that’s going to tempt him into unwise things like inventing Technovore to eat the ubervirus and it’s going to be this whole vicious cycle. Even ‘friend of Larry’s’ doesn’t quite cut it. “I mean, I understand the temptation, but dude, you gotta use protection.”

some actual text from The Cold War: A New History (John Lewis Gaddis) and a fictional biography of real world Jack London’s life written by Beta-senpai.

Main Points:
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure/Buffy the Vampire Slayer AU
Chapter Summary: Buhan and Johan have their contest.
Word Count: 1382
Note: HERE THERE PROBABLY BE BUFFY/JJBA SPOILERS

( Chapter 392: And You From Yours )

Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (vanilla, unmodded, shocking I know)
Chapter Summary: Cordy feels like she should clarify something.
Word Count: 660
Rating: Teen

( their conversations all go something like this... )

Cast of Characters (listed the Japanese way of surname first): Amaya-kai-yakuza clan most of the main cast is in
Miyamoto-gumi-a direct subsidiary of the Amaya-kai run by Miyamoto Suna or Sunao (Xander)

Author's Notes: In this universe, Japan is run by the women.
Terms: no terms this time! 
More author's notes: background notes

Main Points:
Buffy/Yakuza AU (Bloody Petals)
Chapter Summary: faster to read
Word Count: 70
Rating: Teen

        One of the nice things about having her own Family is that for all the shiny new responsibilities, she also gets lieutenants and nobody’s gonna ask questions (well, outsiders, maybe, but most of ‘em learned not to screw with the Miyamoto-gumi or even look at ‘em too much if they value shit like unbroken noses). If she needs a break, she can actually get one. The powers of delegation, baby.

Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Star Trek
Summary: Faster to read.
Word Count: 145
Rating: Teen 

        It’s easy to miss a lot of things, when you’re a kid.
        It’s easy to see the guy getting so many kisses. It’s hard to notice it’s done under mind control, or as a distraction, or persuasion. To protect the self, to protect the ship, to protect the crew.
        Even when you’re a skeptic with a nose for the worst life has to offer, it’s easy to think he’s got it all. The ship, friends, the smiles and the action and the winning. Maybe because it’s on screen. It’s easy to gloss over the pain and tears when they’re more implied.
        It’s easy until you’ve got it in your head and know exactly how hard, how painful, how it all being effortless is just an act. Sure, James T. Kirk is incredible and forged that reputation with difficulty, but a lot of it is acting.

I don’t actually remember how common pride flags were in 2013, but it’s a nice ending.
(Shaun complains after about the fact that he’s going to have to work at one of these things.)

Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Assassin's Creed (Beginning's End)
Summary: Shaun has a question for Xander.
Word Count: 1754
Rating: Teen 

( key to one's heart )