First Impressions

[madimpossibledreamer]

Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Assassin's Creed/possibly Mummy??/Supernatural Dialoguefic
universe first introduced in primordium
Summary: this is half crack.  buffy embarrasses xander in front of dean.
Word Count: 210

         “…Buff, how on Earth did you manage to find a horse to come save us, and did you save us on a horse just so you could call yourself the cavalry?”
         “You’re better off not knowing.”
         “The Slayer otherwise known as Buffy, Dean.  Dean, the Slayer otherwise known as Buffy.”
         “So this is Dean.  He’s cute.”
         “Please don’t.”
         “I’ve heard a lot about you.  …Xander, where are you going?”
         “To find a pub.”
         “Stop quoting Galaxy Quest at me and stop running away from me.”
         “He doesn’t look like he’s stopping.”
         “No, but then, I didn’t expect that.  He’s very fit.  And has general issues talking about his feelings.  I’m not surprised he tried to change the topic with a geeky reference.”
         “Did you two ever—”
         “Xander and I?  Ha, no.  He’s like my clueless older brother, if I hadn’t met him for ten years.  I’m not kidding about you, either, you are attractive.  I really want to see if you know how to fight, though.”
         “He has very strange friends, but I’m not sure I expected anything different.”
         “Oh, yeah, he did mention I’m the Slayer.  You hurt Xander, and they’ll be finding bits of you all over the world for years.”
         “…”
         “I think we’ll get along.”