madimpossibledreamer: Jotaro thinking 'yare yare daze' (yare yare daze)
Assassin's Creed/Buffy Crossover: So there are serious similarities between the Templars and the Watcher's Council.  The story would make some sense with the addition of demons and magic, of course. The Ones Who Came Before are the pure-blood Devils who were banished from this dimension.  Slayers were an experiment to counter the Assassins.  Buffy and Giles are the best chance they have, because Giles didn't fully agree with the Watchers' Council, and Buffy hadn't been trained and brainwashed since she was a child.  Not sure who the Assassin is (I mean, if I was writing it, it'd probably be yet another different Xander, but also I don't know Assassin's Creed well enough to mesh the two universes). 

(lol I ended up writing something along these lines with some key differences (TOWCB, Slayers) anyway I'm really bad at this.
that being said, I'd love to see someone else's take on the idea particularly with a different Assassin.  like, Willow!Assassin would be awesome--I'd write it but I have to have a good grasp on writing Willow and I kinda don't)
(also I just thought of this the second after I posted and freaked myself out: just.  Templar!Willow.  consider that.  terrifying.)

madimpossibledreamer: Jotaro pointing at the camera (point)

(Most of these, by the way, are just me playing the demo because I"m poor)

I’ve never played either Uncharted or Silent Hill.  We’ll see how that goes.  (I also know next to nothing about either, so pretty much blind.  The only thing I know about Silent Hill is that fan-made thing Markiplier played.)

[this has changed.  It’s been a few years since then, though.]

 

You have once again entered the world of psychological horror... )



Generally interesting.  No idea how well it worked with Silent Hill lore because I played it before I'd seen the others, so am not sure how it works.  Fixed cameras in dungeons is...more Res Evil than Silent Hill, from what I can remember.  I can definitely say I thought it looked interesting and I want to play/own eventually if only for the adventures of Ryan and Lisa...not interesting enough to deal with the fact that it's still $60, last I looked.

madimpossibledreamer: Dante fighting demons (dante)
Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Assassin's Creed/possibly Mummy??/Supernatural
universe first introduced in primordium
Summary: Dean continues to be hostile to their reluctant ally.
Word Count: 620
Rating: Teen (mostly for swearing and threats of violence)

started running in the middle of the night )

madimpossibledreamer: Izanagi|Souji in full costume holding out a hand (personatown)
the Prime Directive is essentially the World of Cardboard speech.
madimpossibledreamer: Jotaro pointing at the camera (point)

*I literally just rearranged the letters of rage to get gear, because I. just. do. not. get. how. Gyro’s. ‘jokes’. work.
Given how many times I keep misspelling Gyro’s name, though, I’m guessing he probably uses Gry SMT spells.
Remember that thing about how I genderbend all the characters with PTSD?  ...Yeah, I have no idea what I'm doing at this point.
~Dreamer~

Main Points:
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
Summary: Gyro discovers Johnny's secret.
Word Count: 885
Spoilers are mild.  As is Johnny's potty mouth.

 

a chance to rest )

 


madimpossibledreamer: red and black comic-booky picture of an original Jojo's Stand. (jjba)
Main Points:
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure/Buffy the Vampire Slayer AU
Chapter Summary: Fitz starts his counterattack...

Word Count: 1019
Rating: Gen
Note: HERE THERE PROBABLY BE BUFFY/JJBA SPOILERS.

 

Chapter 92: That Horseman, Famine, Part II, aka Return to Ogre Street )

 

madimpossibledreamer: Dante fighting demons (devil may cry)
I don't have the next rec done yet, so I might end up having a few more fanfic postings in the next couple days (throwing off my schedule, mah!)
...also, Sunnydale Herald, I love you, but I lost it when it said Angel appeared last chapter, considering, well...uhm.  Events in the first couple chapters of the volume.  Man, that's dark humour.
This particular entry was written aaaaaages ago so it fits the (blast from the past) warning label (i.e. this was written years ago and is only just now being posted), though I did touch up a few things (mostly because things changed and suddenly continuity didn't exist anymore).  I did change things a bit; Xander's no longer as solemn as he'd been in the beginning (mostly because I didn't want any Ninja Theories in this establishment and the complete brooding wasn't interesting to write [or, I should imagine, to read]).  Events in a certain chapter got a whole lot darker, which I'll probably touch on along with warnings during that chapter.  Xander's powers ended up changing from initial imaginings.  I'll probably touch on that later, too.  There's some weird noir-ish looking out for Number One, even if they're a family (well, once they get to that point).
I'll keep the title, but call it a prologue, since I'm not entirely sure what I was thinking as the aforementioned detective agency is Sir Not Appearing in This Fic.
Oh, and while I'm at it, I'll mention that my previously posted story Echoes of Our Hearts has a Xander from around this fic, even if weird Glory rebooted world shenanigans got involved.
~Dreamer~

Main Points:
Buffy/Devil May Cry Crossover, Buffy AU
Chapter Summary:
Giles reflects on how he got to this point (spoiler alert: he doesn't have any better clue than anyone else).
Word Count: 418
Rating: Gen

[Prologue] )

 

madimpossibledreamer: red and black comic-booky picture of an original Jojo's Stand. (jjba)
Main Points:
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure/Buffy the Vampire Slayer AU
Chapter Summary: Johan and the Captain try to plan for Johan's escape and their further fight...

Word Count: 1143
Rating: Gen
Note: HERE THERE PROBABLY BE BUFFY/JJBA SPOILERS.

 

Chapter 91: That Horseman, War, Part II, aka This is England )

 

madimpossibledreamer: Zhuge Liang concentrating and looking thoughtful. (concentrating)

v  A Different Kind of Truth (Source: Fanfic.net)

Ø  https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9996283/1/A-Different-Kind-of-Truth

Ø  Persona 4/Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Steel Ball Run

Ø  Warnings: Ongoing (& thus necessarily unfinished as of this rec)

Ø  Prereqs: Reading Steel Ball Run first is recommended (& bato.to is back, so there’s that…)

Wow. 

There are five different authors that have gotten me to just set aside everything I was doing for a day and a half to read, and as of today The Infamous Man gets to join that list.  This fic has it all.  Fights are a little more Jojo’s style, and it’s neat to have a different twist on the battles that occur.  This author has it all down, from Jojo’s excitable narrator to the social links.  There’s side characters you didn’t expect to show up (because, of course, the original social links don’t necessarily work with the protagonist chosen), Aika is as much of a Jojo’s character as she ever was, and it’s such an honest take on some of the problems of the original P4.  Guess you could say…this fic is Persona 4’s Shadow?  Nyohoho~.

It’s interesting and realistic.  Fights are portrayed as a lot more dangerous than in the game (because, well, if you fail, it’s just a game, and not even a roguelike…it’s not like it deletes your save file).  Everyone’s shown still battling their Shadow’s issues, both in and outside of their Social Links, and yes, you actually get to see them operating outside the orbit of the main character, which is just awesome.

This time around, it’s Johnny Joestar, former racing prodigy, who’s your main character.  I started reading the fic briefly at the time I started Steel Ball Run, and bookmarked it for later because at first, Johnny’s such a pain in the butt as a main character—he’s rude, sarcastic, he doesn’t have much interest in anything.  While reading SBR isn’t necessarily required, it is recommended, because you’ve got such a deeper look at Johnny’s character rather than just a surface impression once you’ve read the manga.  (And you’ll catch more of the references.)

What I find truly fascinating is that having your protag like Johnny isn’t actually all that unlikely given some of the conversation options (“Be an ass and leave” during Strength’s social link comes to mind, for instance), and even more so given some of the characterizations of Yu/Souji (Thawing a Frozen Heart from AO3 or my own in Innocent Sin Online…kinda), and yet, that actually does help form bonds (albeit different ones than canon).

madimpossibledreamer: Izanagi|Souji in full costume holding out a hand (persona 4)

The idea for this one is actually super old (it's saved under aurelius giles).  It mostly stems from the idea that Giles would make terrifying vampire lord, and how he would violate all his morals (like ‘don’t have sex with the girl who is basically my daughter’—if it’s your ship, that’s fine, it just wigs me out because above reason/how I interpret the ‘text’ so I don’t think it’d happen in most worlds).  I also feel human Spike would be very Watcher material (a vamped Watcher would also be interesting, huh?) and Ethan’s the other Watcher (taking Wesley’s place).  I have no idea where Willow is at this point, but Jenny makes a better counterpoint to Darla than she does.  (Incidentally, it means that both the two eldest of the Scourge have magic, which is Really Bad News.)  Giles is, unfortunately, more in control, aware of prophecies and all that, so he killed the Master and took his place as leader of the Aurelius clan.  (He probably was a Watcher way back when, or at least from a Watcher family, which terrifyingly enough gives him more knowledge with which to tear apart the Watcher’s Council from the inside.)
~Dreamer~

Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer AU
Summary: Watcher William has a slight pointy problem.
Word Count: 895
Rating: Teen (offscreen sexytimes)
Spike/Xander

love's bitca )

madimpossibledreamer: Eye from manga drawing. (ace attorney)
I am *astounded* at how much hammy William Shatner managed to convey subtle character stuff with James T Kirk.
James T Kirk is:
*A professional, first and foremost (if you're off duty, feel free to goof off, and it's not an awful 'you're not allowed to talk' work environment, but if your actions/words are getting in the way of your job he WILL tell you off-
gently if it's unintentional or you didn't mean any harm by it, harshly if you're putting others in danger or hurting others or really SHOULD KNOW BETTER)
*An absolute nerd (I'm sorry, if you're geeking out about the Starfleet expert you're going to meet, you're a nerd
which by the way is awesome)
*A default flirt (with everything and everyone, seriously, you will not convince me he isn't flirting with the pilot
and the interrogators in Tomorrow is Yesterday)
*So...yeah, he's canon bisexual??  (But he's only had previous relationships with women)
*But...he's also a complete romantic.  (He prefers long relationships.  He remembers not only the names but
EVERYTHING about his exes.  And WHY doesn't he have a long term relationship?  No, you got it wrong, it's not that he doesn't want one.  He DOESN'T HAVE THE TIME.  Being a Captain takes a lot of time, and he doesn't want to neglect either his duties or the (lady?) in question [or the Enterprise, he's pretty much married to the Enterprise])
*Uses his charisma in the same way that females are usually written-his grin and flirting are a weapon or tool
to be used.  (It's AWESOME that this is being written as a trait for a guy because it shows that isn't a gender-specific trait and it's challenging gender norms.) (Also that's most of his flirting on the show.)
*A reader.  (Including Shakespeare, which, judging by the acting troupe's efforts in Conscience of a King, is kinda
uncommon.  People in the future DON'T KNOW SHAKESPEARE. Kirk is the weirdo who collects old Earth PAPERBOUND BOOKS and reads ancient classics like SHAKESPEARE wearing GLASSES when most people just get their eyes fixed and it's beautiful.)
*Not a jerk.  (Seriously, if you need any more proof of this, look at EVERY SINGLE TIME he apologizes to his crew for yelling at them.  They all look at him fondly like 'what, you thought we were upset, you thought we took you seriously?  It's FINE captain.'
*Supportive. (For each and every member of his crew. You're in trouble, you need to speak to your boss about
something, GO AHEAD he's there for you.)
*respects all forms of life.  (Unless you're hurting others, in which case, you've just earned your place on his >:( list.  I swear that's half of why he dislikes Klingons. Diversity?  Bring it on, it's awesome!)
*An intellectual.  (He manages to WIN GAMES OF CHESS with Spock.  He manages to outsmart about as many enemies as he seduces.  He manages to come up with plans to break evil computer enemies.)
*A history nerd.  (Especially early astronomer programs. Which...here's a guy who's a starship captain, he has all the exploration of space he wants, and he STILL DOESN'T HAVE ENOUGH SO HE NEEDS TO READ MORE ABOUT EARLY SPACE PROGRAMS.  we found the space!sphere)
*Sometimes suave, sometimes awkward (seriously, have you seen him trying to give the Talk?  It's really awkward until the possibility of nonconsensual comes up at which point it's still slightly awkward but really important GET USED TO NOT GETTING EVERYTHING YOU WANT)
*The type to remember every single crew member's name and little details about them and their lives are IMPORTANT TO HIM.
*Boss of a really cool workplace.  (He'll make sure things get done and listen to complaints and fix things but if you think it's not a fun place to work just watch the crazy crew goof off.)
*A survivor.  (Who doesn't ANGST about everything seriously we need to see more of that asap but goes and appreciates life just that much more and smells the flowers and watches sunsets with a smile and loves his friends and family and the Enterprise.  Who hurts and sometimes just lets himself hurt without *men can't cry* ugly things that we shouldn't inflict ourselves with and is that much stronger for it. Who understands how awful it is for other people suffering because he's been through it himself and thus refuses to let others suffer if he can help without making it worse, because yes, he understands that.)
*A complete and utter idealist (but hasn't lost sight of the practical side of things and knows that things can be
better but you need to WORK HARD to get there).
*Really smart (could use/fix most of the stuff on the Enterprise, wouldn't want to even try on his own because
he's)
*Lonely (and really worried about yelling at his subordinates in moments of stress and they're all like 'what seriously we know you're a tribble harmless until provoked')
*REALLY DISTRACTED BY FLOWERS (so he's supposed to distract this woman and yeah okay there might have been attempted seduction in there but it's not a romantic dinner or anything like that THE MOST DISTRACTING THING HE CAN THINK OF IS A FLOWER GARDEN YES THE MOST MACHO MAN YOU WILL EVER SEE)
*An out of the box thinker (when most people are like OH YES THE MASTER STRATEGY THINK OF CHESS he's like uhhhm. okay chess is not working in this situation LET'S TRY POKER)
*A democratic or participative leader (who listens to all his subordinates when they have something to say and only really puts their ideas down harshly when they're dangerous--such as bigotry get that out of here son)
*A good quasi-military man (the only times I can really think of him breaking the rules are a) TRIBBLES and b) to protect his crew/family and there aren't too many cases of those during the series.  i mean, you might as well compare him to Gibbs, who probably breaks more rules and actually was in a military group.  He really has respect for Starfleet and the chain of command [not entirely sure why; they haven't exactly demonstrated themselves to be incompetent/on occasion corrupt] but what have you.  A couple occasions of breaking
the Prime Directive [which is a really weird/problematic concept anyway] but these are usually to protect his crew/get offworld/he TAKES RESPONSIBILITY FOR THEM IN HIS REPORTS LIKE AN ACTUAL CAPTAIN *COUGHINTODUMBNESSCOUGH*)
madimpossibledreamer: Jiraiya|Yosuke jumping and using a throwing star (bored)

He’s Dead, Jim (Death/injury count): red shirt threatened with knife. Orion neck pinched.

KIRK IS READING and needs glasses.

We are supposed to save life if possible.

“that was strange” yes, good.

I can’t wait for the Mudd episode.  Assuming they have one.

Good advice.

“Weaponry often complicates negotiations.” –Spock

“Why does anyone have to be a slave to anyone?” –Bones

“I’m sorry if I hurt anyone” uh actually you killed some people. And yes, they were bad people, and didn’t, perhaps, deserve life, but you don’t go ‘oops, my bad’, you go with self-defense and run with it.

Freedom is huge for Kirk.  Also why the blank are you kneeling??

Does this crew ship spock and kirk?  Because that’s a decidedly jealous look from spock there.

Thank goodness for Vulcans.

WOMEN IN IMPORTANT THINGS!  (I don’t recognize the braiding offhand, but that might be an admiral??)

Okay, here’s a point where the Federation’s cultural relativism runs into issues.  “We have to respect other cultures, even when they have slaves that they rape and murder” I’ll also point out, here, that Tellarites are, I’m 90% certain, a Federation race.  They can’t even punish them for engaging in slavery?  (Of course, I’m also pretty sure Lolani is up to no good.  She’s like the terrifying part of ultra-feminists or whatever the term is.  The ones who’ve been under the heel so long they think all men deserve to be discriminated against, if not tortured and/or killed.  It’s still a criticism of the system—without it as it currently stands, it would never have hurt people to the point they, too, become monsters.  Like the Faunis and the White Fang.)

All right, then prove it.

I’m going to guess the random Blue Shirt on bridge, given that he isn’t Spock, is Bones, because if there’s one person who’s there when he’s not supposed to be, it’s Bones.

“Usually, everyone is working”  Yes, good, thank you :)

I’m going to guess this is why there was something about hormone suppressors for Gaila.

(Cambion!Jim’s similar, but he can turn it on or off.)

Oh, come on, you’re charmed too.

Oh, hey, this is a point where Kirk isn’t telling the others “this is work, flirt on your own time” but maybe that’s because they’re not in the middle of a crisis rn?

Have you met Kirk?  He’ll figure out some brilliant scheme to make it work, even if—

….

Uhh.

Is he going to buy her and free her?  Cambion!Jim feels that’s a perfectly logical strategy, right Spock?

“You’re new to this ship, so I’ll excuse you for not understanding that when I say I’ll do everything I can, I’ll do everything I can.” –Kirk (uh, yeah, what I said above about the ‘brilliant scheme’.)

Prreeeety much.  It’s a prereq for working aboard this ship.  We all do it.

…not just males and females, darlin’.

Flirting, occasionally, but it’s also not a 100% thing.

She is a smart female, so she’s his type, but she’s also not blond.

It’s also not 100%.  What you wear is what you wear.  If you like wearing that, keep doing it.  Personally, I think Starfleet uniforms are cool, but.

Kirk, keep your cool.  You have more self-control than anybody aside from Spock.  Use it.

(that book looks old.  Cool.)

(also what is he referring to?  War and Peace?  I haven’t actually read it, so…honestly, if that’s not true, it sounds more like the fall of Rome, but I don’t know any specific books that deal with the subject…)

In your nature?  No.  You were taught, presumably part of your ‘make you a good slave’ program.

Smiles with intent.  Man, your Kirk is growing on me.

“that story isn’t consistent with the facts” here we go with the ace attorney again.  Bet you figured that out from Lieutenant Shaw.  Also, I have to dig out the Ace Attorney music again.  (confess the truth, maybe?)

If we can prove, you know, important things…I don’t know what the threshold is, but if we can prove them, maybe, maybe we can get you off free.  Like this?  Nuh-uh.  Phoenix Wright couldn’t do it.  Mr. Cogley couldn’t do it.

He’s clenching his fists so hard.

This has shades of…whatever that one with the…Elaan of Troiylus, that’s the one.  I might’ve misspelled it.

You really should trust Kirk.  Then again, you might not be able to trust any men, so.

RIP Kenway.

That is a ridiculously good version of the Galileo.

“I’ll deal with you in a minute.”  Yes, you were under alien influence, but also, no.  Bad Red Shirt.

Female red shirt!  She looks interesting.

NONE OF THIS IS HELPING MY JOB BE ANY EASIER.  If I can show she was innocent in those deaths, if I can show she didn’t try to seduce me, if I can show she didn’t seduce one of my crewmen and try to get off the ship, I might have a better chance at all of this.

Inoculations are probably used when you can’t count on the Orion female to cooperate with suppressors (and not seduce the medic trying to give the shot out of giving one).

Headcanon: Dr. McKennah is having an affair with her behind the scenes of this one.

Spock hanging out behind Kirk as a support.

…you don’t know that I read this stuff in my spare time, what laughably little there is of it, and know that, do you?

MIND MELD

The ‘more emotions with a mind meld’ thing was played perfectly.  Before that, you’d been an adequate Spock.  Then again, perhaps it simply needed some time for you to get into the role.

Not likely.

….okay.  there is a plan.  Kirk just came up with a plan.

Bones’ face.

…your voice sounds like Andre the Giant.

HE’S BOUNCING.  ALERT THE…UH.  PRESSES?  I DON’T KNOW.

Getting the mannerisms down is a good start.

There’s a red shirt who knows her duty.  I like her.  She’s cool.  She better show up again.

GUYS.  THERE IS A PLAN.  Her, I can understand, but TRUST YOUR CAPTAIN YOU NINCOMPOOP. (is that spelled correctly?  Blah.)

Nope. He’s not.  Not if he can help it, and he’s pulled off longer odds before.

Accurate, but he’s not doing nothing.

Red shirt lady outside.  Why aren’t you doing anything about the obvious non-messagy stuff going on?

Matthew Kenway, what even is.

Scotty says as he’s drinking Scotch.

McKennah just “I need more alcohol for this”.

Everyone’s expressions.

Bones just stares at Kirk going “really?”

Is that really your big gambit?  (not that it’s not…I don’t know, I’ll wait and see.)

Slaps table.  Also yes, good kirk-like speech.

Cambion!Jim has an idea!  Come on, really?  No?

Kirk fighting style, yes, good.  Perfect.

From our point of view, right now, you’re all animals.

“Civilized people do not treat people as property” accurate  (and not only true of slavery…some people like to treat their wives or girlfriends as just property, too)

You…got to it.  A bit late, though.

What about over an entire slave system?  Because it’s never about just one slave.

Those are tears.

Uhura, why of all people are you upset by this?

…She blew them up rather than go back.

Note that most of his crew would follow him even against Starfleet.

Oh, it was the roman empire.  With their slaves, right.

Kirk, sending Kenway off to do great things.

Wait did that really just say someone’s last name was vroom.?  LOLANI’S ACTOR’S LAST NAME IS VROOM.  THAT IS AMAZING. 

madimpossibledreamer: Jiraiya|Yosuke jumping and using a throwing star (sherlock)
(tarot-wise, I think Klavier's generally the upright Magician, while Kristoph had been the reversed Magician.  Both *could* be good at manipulating people, though Klavier generally doesn't bother and isn't as controlling.  The whole multi-talented thing, the intelligence, the so-called 'ease', resourcefulness, etc is very him.  hence the cut.
can anyone guess what they're watching?)
~Dreamer~
(also may not be canon compliant.  I haven't seen anything on AA6 because I kind of want it to be blind whenever I actually get around to the game.)

Main Points:
Ace Attorney
Summary: Klavier is a giant nerd.  (Technically, this is the kind of work that I could do for the AO3 celebration thingie if, y'know, I wasn't trying to finish off Shadowed Suspicion before I post anything else over there.)
Word Count: 795

 

 

madimpossibledreamer: Jiraiya|Yosuke jumping and using a throwing star (seven)
Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer/NCIS/Arrow
Chapter Summary:
Xander refuses to let a threat to his family continue to exist.
Word Count: 865
Rating: Gen

he refuses to fail his family again )

madimpossibledreamer: Jiraiya|Yosuke jumping and using a throwing star (sherlock)

He’s Dead, Jim (Death/injury count): 2 scientists disappeared, bones, spock, kirk disappeared, kirk cut, kirk knocked back. Kirk (knocked out?), kirk tortured. Bones tortured.  ‘gem’ taking on wounds a couple times.

STUDYING THE NOVA OH THE SCIENCE

What the blank is that voice??

Bones: It’s a woman, harmless.  Kirk: dangerous!  Be careful

They look like Keepers

Well, that’s clever.

Side note: what did they do with her?

Well, she just used absorb pain (CoH)

Well, yeah, that would be a disconcerting thing to see.

Mad Science ™!

Kirk got misdirected and something.

Protect crew.

100% true.

(I see you managed to get your shirt off)

Bones is super worried.

The bends??  That’s caused by being underwater and yes is 1000% painful (not from personal experience, from learning about it in class, ow) also accurate could easily kill you, the bends are commonly used as an example as how gases dissolve more or less with pressure in chemistry classes

You’re an elf that’s what you are.  A really grumpy elf.  Mr. Elrond Smith.

They will all sacrifice themselves for each other.

I’m wondering if they’ve created the empath & are trying to teach her how to thing.

#stealth hypo

Doctor oath: do no harm.  Doctor oath: protect and cherish and heal life.

Why’re you leaving your tricorder?

Is that the first time he’s treating a woman (besides maybe chapel) like she’s powerful?  (I honestly don’t remember.)

“The best defense is a strong offense, and I intend to start offending right now.”  Kirk.  Kirk, you beautifully smiling maniac.  (George Washington, mao zedong, why in the world do I know Ti Kwan Leep—oh, right, there was a really dumb/interesting youtube video…hang on.  By the same people as boot to the head right phoenix wright.  I have no idea where I first saw ti kwan leep.  …maybe the WoW video???  Maybe, that kick animation looks familiar.  Okay, that final song is familiar too.  Guessing it was that.  audio 90% of the time comes with a video for me.  I’m weird, yes.)

Kirk now carries bones.  😊

Don’t talk he says and grabs bones’ face like he’s gonna kiss him.

…do the organs bleed w/ the bends?

Look at how tender those two are when touching.

(is it all or nothing?  Some powers work that way.)

That moment when you find out that there actually are no bad guys in this episode, just people acting for a good.

Excuse I don’t think empaths could exist without at least some compassion.

I love how she’s a fully fleshed out character and she doesn’t say one word of dialogue. 

EXCUSE YOU IT IS TO US

Who are you to say what life to save & what not to (but on the other hand the logistics of “I only have so much power to save one planet” and suddenly it becomes the classic ‘switch the rails for the train’ philosophy moral problem.

(bones is dying and can’t move around much and his first reaction is “jim spock” okay, seriously, who looks at this and says just “jim/spock” and leaves out bones IT’S CRUCIAL I TELL YOU is this really the episode that finally gets me to ship an OT3??)

Easy for you to say mr Vulcan

“If death is all you understand” proceeds to give the rationale that should’ve been used in the 2009 movie, that there are different ways to read a test, that you’re testing for something you can’t experience yourself, and if you can’t experience it yourself how can you read the results?  You’re looking for quantitative results, not qualitative results.  You’re looking for chemistry results from a sociology experiments.

File under: great insults “I will give the thought all the consideration it is due”

Also that is the look of a Vulcan who is so done with you all and your teasing by now seriously don’t you humans have anything better to do

(P. sure Bones [& scotty] were in ‘she’s pretty’ mode the entire time, Kirk was on ‘protect crew & random civilian’ mode.)

madimpossibledreamer: Jiraiya|Yosuke jumping and using a throwing star (Default)
Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Bleach (I Hope Tomorrow's a Better Day)
Chapter Summary:
(whoops i forgot to change this) Xander wakes up in the hospital and Giles and Buffy demand answers.
Word Count: 1113
Rating: Gen
Notes: By the way, wrapping the ribs isn't something that's done anymore.  I found a study that discovered this in the 90s, but I decided that Sunnydale is a small enough town it would've taken longer for the medical staff to adapt to something new, assuming the new treatment is technological.  New magical discoveries, they might have adopted earlier.

 

Chapter 13 )

 


madimpossibledreamer: Jiraiya|Yosuke jumping and using a throwing star (early tardis)

Death/hurt count: Spock electrified. Choking Kirk & Spock.

Epsilon Canaris?

Wants to get back to her job.

I’m surprised you still try.  It always moves right with you.

“You already know as much as we do” –Kirk (good response to every single freaked out person demanding more reports about, say, science ever—example ‘why don’t they know who did it yet?’”)

The Galileo seems to have issues.

Well, it’s pretty, anyway.

Doesn’t follow orders.  Good job.

W-wait, is this—

Yes, it is, hi.

That’s awkward.

They had Vulcans back then.

Even more awkward.  Random past!dude hitting on a lady the second she walks into sight.

(I read the book Federation recently, so I know the name & kind of how it ends.  I skimmed parts that were, I thought, too spoilery, but this one isn’t totally blind either.)

Noticed she needed a bath, really??

Bones touching Nancy’s shoulder.

Antiques, huh.

Not sure alcohol is a good idea for Miss Sick.

“You’ll find I have a low tolerance level where the safety of my people is concerned,” understatement.

Kirk and his ‘expert’ worship strike again.

Spock looks normal, Bones is wide-eyed.

87?  Old?  At the time, maybe.

You could try talking to it first, rather than shooting it.

Now “talk to it”.

“It’s like this” “no it’s not” “agreed” what are your conversations, Bones, Kirk?

It’s an electric lifeform.  (shorting it out.)

Red = angry?

“I’m in command, Bones, that makes it my fault.” –Kirk

“Maybe you’re a soldier so often that you forget you’re also trained as a diplomat.” –Kirk Maybe??

Universal Translator, 1st time.

Scott in control.

“Not 100% efficient, of course, but nothing ever is.” –Kirk (THAT IS ACCURATE SCIENCE/TECH!!)

Zookeeper?  Is that a reference to the Keeper?

There’s still a woman dying.  However cool the science and culture.

“The idea of male and female are universal constants” Uhhh, well, that’s ancient and outdated.

Yeah, we’re saying interspecies.

You’re being xenophobic.  Randomly.  Why?  Didn’t you realize it wasn’t human ages ago?

A job only is a perfectly fine lifestyle choice.  Yes, even for women, as if that’s a thing needed to be said.

Humans need obstacles to live.

The differences between species.

“Love sometimes expresses itself in sacrifice.” (if you love it let it go, good thing to reference)

The Maker of All Things, huh?

Are babies possible?  How would that work?

How do you standard orbit in an asteroid field?

I’m not sure how I feel about the story, though.  Like “can’t love an alien until she looks human”?

Why does it have to be a woman who’ll stop the war?

madimpossibledreamer: Paper lanterns floating over a fleet of ships. (lanterns)

Pleasebegoodpleasebegoodpleasebegood

At least the soundtrack stays awesome

He’s actually trying to be a diplomat!!!

(okay, less than successfully…seriously, competent!jim is awesome)

Also that alien race?  Completely believable, how much time did they spend on cgi/makeup???

You had no idea of the size because of perspective awesome

“Jim, you look like crap” “Is that your professional medical opinion, Doctor?”

I JUST SAID THEY NEEDED A CAPTAIN’S LOG AND THERE YOU GO

Three years?

That would be a personal log

COOOOFFEEE

Scotty drinks tea in little dainty teacups!!!

Shore leave!  Shore leave!

Is that another orion??

Episodic?  Is that a wink?

That’s no reason not to try.

THAT WARP THOUGH THAT IS BEAUTIFUL

Which is why I have it

Awwww this there is more character study

AND WINONA EXISTS

And bones is existing in a more important—seriously, the small character moments mean so muchhhh

Labeling you as Mr Sensitive from now on, Bones.

Ohh man that is beautiful.

And, importantly, not San Francisco.

Transportation booth, more aliens…that’s the future.

Please keep it in other words.

There’s Bones being a jerk.

Aaawww sulu and his kid and kirk just smiles proudly like “one of my crew members is happy yay” it’s a little sad but it’s mostly in the eyes not the smile.

Aaaawww nimoy

This already feels like it’s treating the subject matter with the respect it deserved.

(I should go to sleep)

IS THAT MATT PARKMAN

That’s an alien in distress

Is that a fellow captain that’s an older female and Kirk just nods at her respectfully

And he’s just using tech offhandedly like the genius we know he is

(he wouldn’t want to leave generally though)

There’s still a little awkwardness but they’re dealing with each other better

And more female crewmembers?

IS IT THAT ‘NO SUCH THING AS THE UNKNOWN QUOTE’ now I need to know if it’s exactly the same

Also more shirt rippage, bit belated, but.

Awwwww Chekov you small thing that needs to be protected.

Bigger doesn’t mean better (nacelles—power)

This is tense tense is important it’s so much cooler

(the firing before you’re supposed to is a kirk thing)

So evasives.  Hide behind a moon, something.

(small unremarked on moments are important they show us this is just normal)

Bones to go help heal.

Scotty, managing the impossible since forever.

Why though

And bones is getting more screentime

Keenser is more than just the comic relief

(is star trek still on the ‘even is good’ thing???)

Oh man tech is beautiful

I’m surprised he didn’t argue

I get strangled soooo much you have no idea (realistic portrayal?)

Why is the enterprise always getting destroyed?

Not quite

Chekov trying not to cry

He knows his crewmembers by name and isn’t just like ‘random female crewman’ where were you Kirk?

And fighting by thinking

*laughs* Scotty remote-controlling a ship.

UHURA GETTING TO ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING AND BE AWESOME

And her uniform now shows rank!!!

And she just looks ticked off.

Indian lady 😊

I love how they didn’t immediately accuse her or try to interrogate her or anything it’s just ‘we’ve got bigger priorities rn’

And they acted to protect her despite the fact that she was probably involved because life is important

shut uP SHE IS A BEAUTIFUL LADY AND WE LOVE HER

I’d say that would be out of character.

But his ship was just destroyed, some of his crew members were killed and a lot captured, of course he would react like that

Also the thing that gets him to lower his weapon is the lady saying she was protecting her crew and the realization “she could be me” beautiful

Okay I should really go to sleep now

Also baby Chekov :(

That’s pretty and alien

There’s a lot of people being herded in places therES A FEMALE WEARING PANTS YESSSSS I would never wear a dress or skirt.  Just saying. Or a kilt.  (I have a feeling even genderbent I'd feel too exposed to skirt I mean I hate wearing shorts)

(I like the alien subtitles too)

Nyota being awesome and just kind of ticked off that she was taken captive.

BOOOONES bones be medic and get more screentime pls

That’s why I’m gonna be awesome and save your hide.

Good point on that, although I feel it has relevance to racism/xenophobia as well

BEING AWESOME

Goodbye communicator

Muda?  As in, useless?

HTAT IS COOOL

Scotty attempting to be angry too

She is awesome.  (too bad carol couldn’t be) that’s what, three female characters that have been more awesome than anything we’ve seen thus far, plus awesome normal character moments

The look of heartbreak on kirk’s face seeing the Enterprise down.

Spock’s just like *glance* do you really think everything’s going to kill us doctor?

Spock’s also more Vulcan than previously

USS Franklin.  I…don’t know the history of that ship sadly

The way those guys move is very…I don’t know.  I want to say Dead Space but I don’t think that’s right.

Then again my heart’s breaking right now.

He’s a genius, you know

Ooh, Keenser even being awesome

Magellan probe?  …that sounds…that sounds like I should know it.

DOOOOOM? Mebbe?  IDK

The crew is all geniuses.

Maybe you shouldn’t have trusted her.

Ohhhhhh! See, outsmarting her.  That’s how you do it, Kirk.

That’s creepy.  And almost always a bad idea.  Like, whenever they say that, it’s not good.

He knows every bit of this ship like the back of his hand.

Now, that?  that he wouldn’t have messed up.  Mr. I could probably put back together every single console on my ship

Interesting female villain(?) too? Niiice

Okayyy, dead female villain.  Still.  She was interesting.

And see, this?  Also looks alien.

WE’VE BEEN MISSING ALIENS IN THIS SCIENCE FICTION FRANCHISE SO LONG OMG

We’ve also got the captain who sacrificed his life to save his ship.  We know sacrifice.

SULU’S AWESOME

Strength in unity!! :)

Jerk is literally killing diversity.  That’s…that’s a thing.

They’re having an actual conversation and WE’VE BEEN MISSING CONVERSATIONS AS WELL

Please have an actual good ending I want to love this movie sooo much

And Spock knows he’s lying.

Usually by running into it but you know

…I.  I recognize that music actually.

That would be Kirk managing to have issues.  Probably.

Problem.  Fix with rock?

“handsome bastard”

Saving you, you know.

Just being professional this is amazing

(that

SORRY I HAD TO PAUSE TO FLAIL

SCOTTY IS GOING ON ABOUT THE HISTORY

AND KIRK GOES ‘I REMEMBER THAT FROM THE ACADEMY’ AND REMEMBERS THE DETAILS AND THE LOOK OF AWE ON HIS FACE AS HE LOOKS AROUND AND SEES HEY THIS IS HISTORY I AM STANDING IN HISTORY

I

ICANNOT

…uh, I entirely forgot what I was saying before, but that might be because I just had to restar t my brain

Ugh

I wish I’d known about this movie sooner (literally, I had no idea it even came out last year.  Dunno if I would’ve been interested after the mess that was Into Darkness, but seriously.)

Then again, maybe things (even online calc) happened for a reason

Because I went and saw Wrath of Khan and jumpstarted my interest in Star Trek and got wrapped up in TOS as opposed to being a casual fan

So I can just flail over this

(giant green space hand??? :D heheheh)

I guess you can have the Captain’s chair, yes

(how was the script more Star Trek before this?  How did it have to be less ‘trekked’?  I’m seriously curious about the answer)

Pats it like *already nostalgic, want to be Captain*

this is Kirk.  I want to hug him.  This is.

The movie is halfway over and already I cannot.

CLOAKING

Kirk just blinks, but seriously, he should be used to this by now.  Scotty’s the insane “I can push everything just a little farther” guy

Also can I say I like the new communicators

“Shut up we’re saving you” “Yes, Captain McCoy”

They’re friends.  They got to friends.

*starts laughing out loud at Spock getting transported out after*…you know, Bones, the universe hates you.  Presumably because you hate it back.

Great, I have to use ancient tech.

Better than the twentieth century.

Wait he’s watching Kirk’s captain’s logs.  I’m pretty sure the fragment of the first one is actually from the previous years, since it didn’t sound familiar.  I’d love to know what it said.

Nnoooo syl :( (I mean, interesting character, but nooo)

There’s an Indian lady, someone who looks almost like the Thing…maaan.

You’ll say that until our unity kicks your alien butt.

Speaking with eyebrow.

Transporters sometimes not working is pretty common.

Also the triumvirate

It wouldn’t be the first time we’ve accomplished the impossible.

And can I say how awesome it is that the bike skills are being used?  LIke, you give a character skills, and sometimes they show up on screen, and sometimes they’re used again, later, because you set it up.  That’s doing it right

Why are you picking on the females Kraal?

She’s good at reading intricacies of speech

Nooo

Why are you showing off to her?

Hey uhura.

This is actually really clever, not just action for action.

Also SNIPER man!

Uhura saves the day!

You know.  Obvious.

They look kinda similar to Klingons but I don’t know if that’s what they’re going for

No, we made a promise.  Crew.

That almost grin :)

Not taking off from ground, that’s a direct reference too.

SEATBELTS

Welcome to the crazy crew of the Enterprise

See, this is science fiction done right.  Explain things, follow up on things.

If anything we can make this all through sheer willpower ‘cause that’s how we roll

UHURA TRANSLATING SPOCK that is adorable

Also this is kirk you think he’s gonna risk someone else?

This is as ridiculous as whales and yet it is perfect.

Just.  Kirk’s hands as he grabs on to the arms of the chair

It’s classical by this point.

Whoops we messed up

That’s pretty

Yorktown is pretty

Whoops

See colonies are important too

The architecture of this place though

There’s that imagination.  Why Earth when you could beautiful colony?

Yo Starfleet

Well, you could always try water.

There’s a dead red shirt.

Uhura, don’t wander off.

Or do.

Language lady.

Ohhhboy

“We’re not a military agency” you understand this so well scotty

Never meet your heroes.  They all turn out to be freaking nutbags.

I keep forgetting Kirk’s in blue

How often do you get choked seriously

You say ‘can’t’ I say ‘you don’t have enough imagination’

Were you going to help or…last minute he changed his mind it looks like

Thanks scotty bones for the ride

STOP THANKING SPOCK IT’S NOT JUST SPOCK BONES HELPED TOO

Who—wait.

Wwww-waitwaitwaitwhat

SHE’S THE LADY FROM THE EXPANSE.  THE AMBASSADOR LADY THAT’S WHY I KNOW HER

This

I still can’t

I am going to hug all of you to pieces that is it

Hope is just as necessary for life as food.

And now you’re going to make me cry whyyyy you do this

Yeah, doesn’t it sound like fun? (snorts, two seconds early)

I LOVE YOUR SHIRT

KIRK KNOWS AND IS JUST GIVING HIM AN OUT

Of course

She is a beautiful lady and we love her so, so much

This is beautiful

I can’t

Oh they made it better o okay I  am crying I cannot handle that was beautiful let me just

Amazon list this now

And apologize for ever having doubted

Okay, letter to JJAbrams now.  You finally got to a 100% beautiful thing.

DO NOT MESS THIS UP NOW.

(continue to give everyone awesome parts.  Continue to have better writing.  Continue to focus on more than just spock.  for goodness sake give bones more to do.  Give us hope.  Give us Star Trek.

And make me cry.)

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