madimpossibledreamer: red and black comic-booky picture of an original Jojo's Stand. (Stand)

The running away thing with Rubber Soul shows that Jotaro actually was listening to all those stories Joseph told, even though he acted like it was all a pain at the time and would never actually bring it up later. He doesn’t think it’s necessary and doesn’t get why it would be important. (Joseph still drives him up the wall, though.)

madimpossibledreamer: Dante fighting demons (devil may cry)

Oof, and what makes it worse for Jotaro is that ‘you’ll go and visit some Japanese woman and have an affair and won’t even meet your grandchild?’ No wonder he was so angry when he was talking to Josuke. He really has never been sure his grandfather even loved him, huh.

madimpossibledreamer: Jiraiya|Yosuke jumping and using a throwing star (Default)

there’s actually a very good reason jotaro’s favorite food is listed as his mother’s cooking, and that’s because she doesn’t just cook japanese or whatever. She’ll regularly do the Italian thing and make pastries and orange juice for breakfast, and sometimes Italian for dinner. But sometimes it’ll be miso soup instead. She’ll make some particularly American sandwiches one day and okonomiyaki the next. In general she likes to try to be particularly Japanese, even when (especially when) the other housewives talk about her, but when it comes to food she cooks pretty much everything. Jotaro has no conception of how unusual this might be. Joseph complains loudly about how easy Jotaro takes to eating ‘strange foods’ one day during their journey (after bragging about being ‘worldly’ the day before). Jotaro ignores him.

madimpossibledreamer: Jotaro pointing at the camera (point)
apparently it was I who needed to do the research
but
while yoyos might not have been invented as a weapon, a weighted or metal one could definitely cause damage, it does resemble other historical weapons, and the Legend of the War Yoyo was widespread enough that I'm surprised some of the people scoffing haven't heard of it.
(like, seriously, I'd steer clear of a Joseph Joestar with a metal yoyo)

and my point remains, xander probably would've heard the legend and attempted to learn how to use it, with...unknown amounts of success.

madimpossibledreamer: Jotaro pointing at the camera (kujo)
they do have animal food dishes, but I am not searching this as much as it bothers me.
~dreamer~

Main Points:
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
Summary: Warning: the title is not inaccurate.  warning for weird food dishes.
Word Count: 90
Rating: Teen

see summary/warning )

madimpossibledreamer: Jotaro thinking 'yare yare daze' (jotaro)
Main Points:
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure/Yugioh Dialoguefic
Summary: Not really a summary, since so short, more like context: it might seem like it'd just be Joseph that would be the worst to play Yugioh with, but nope.  It's both of them.  They're awful, awful cheaters.  Somehow they'd find a way to cheat Pegasus without even using any powers.
Word Count: 15
Rating: Gen

         “Take this seriously, Joestar!”
         “What’re you talking about, Caesar?  I always take card games seriously.”

Got Mask?

Jul. 8th, 2020 08:06 pm
madimpossibledreamer: Jiraiya|Yosuke jumping and using a throwing star (Default)
I started having a panic attack today, and the mask did not help.  And then suddenly I was reminded of a certain training technique (thanks Lisa-Lisa), and honestly?  Wearing masks, socially distancing, all that sucks, but it's easier than fighting Pillar Men.
(I'm probably honestly not the first person to do this.  There are probably memes.  I'm probably not even the one that did it best.  But it's happening anyway.)
Let's save the world, folks.
madimpossibledreamer: Izanagi|Souji in full costume holding out a hand (persona 4)
I mentioned this superhero au came to me right before a test I had to study for.  It's back.  I'm not sure for how long.  Might be one of the ones where it will get drabbles continuing it, if it gets continued.
~Dreamer~

Main Points:
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure AU
Summary: Jotaro learns the party was not a waste of time.
Word Count: 685
Rating: Gen

it's all joseph's fault )

madimpossibledreamer: Eye from manga drawing. (ace attorney)
Main Points:
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Jojo Pantheon?  I don't know what to name this universe.  What does everyone think of Dramaverse Pantheon?  Still probably crack.  Or something.
Summary: Joseph is about as useful as he was in SDC.  (He'll be more awesome later on, assuming I ever get that far.)
Word Count: 600
Rating: Gen
Notes: I'd apologize for the Joseph but it's not like he's racist in canon or anything oh wait so it just kinda happened that he ended up looking down on humans instead of the Japanese.  That being said, he's still rude to both Kakyoin and Jotaro and I do not approve.
'wisdom' )

Extra Room

Dec. 14th, 2016 11:54 pm
madimpossibledreamer: Jiraiya|Yosuke jumping and using a throwing star (bored)
Main Points:
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure universe optional dialoguefic
Summary: Joseph spends a lot of time scolding Jotaro.
Word Count: 35
Rating: Gen

            “Get your feet off the seat, Jotaro!  It’s rude—others may need the room.”
            “Yare yare jiji.  You can pay for the seat if they make a fuss, right?”
            “Well, yes, but…”
            “So shut up.”

madimpossibledreamer: Paper lanterns floating over a fleet of ships. (lanterns)
guess who had stuff actually written beforehand and should have been working on all the things due this week and decided that this had to be written instead

Main Points:
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure AU
Summary: Three Jojos sit at a table...
Word Count: 880
Rating: Gen

 

 

madimpossibledreamer: Jiraiya|Yosuke jumping and using a throwing star (jiraiya|yosuke)
(it's funny; Male Jotaro I found a vid with Move that works so well, was thinking about writing female Jotaro and Step to Me just popped into my head, so apparently Thousand Foot Krutch works pretty well with SDC Jojo
~dreamer)

Main Points:
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure AU
Summary: faster to read
Word Count: 185

“What happened to you?  You used to be such a good girl, like your mom,” Gramps moans, and that earns the first stirring of emotion—a derisive smile.

“If you think she’s a good girl, you’re even more delusional than I thought, old man,” she spits out.

There’s so much anger inside of her, begging to be let loose.  It takes a savage’s delight in pain of ‘the enemy’.  Rage and pain and rage and pain.  It’s one thing to step in against bullies and those who tried to grope her during PE, and another to send guys to the hospital for asking about her record as a juvenile delinquent.  She’s out of control, and the foolish old man isn’t getting that it’s too dangerous.

“Are you sure your granddaughter is up to this?” the foreigner asks, and the anger comes back, blinding.

The evil spirit grabs an iron ball from her grandfather’s pocket.  She throws it at the man, who catches it.  “Sexism?  Really?  I’ve beat that out of people before.”

The man smiles.  “Well, she clearly has the Joestar spirit, if nothing else.”

Off Key

Jul. 10th, 2016 11:44 pm
madimpossibledreamer: Jiraiya|Yosuke jumping and using a throwing star (seven)
Main Points:
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure AU
Summary:  Everyday adventures of some Stardust Crusaders...
Word Count: 100
Rating: Gen

            Polnareff and Joseph are singing along with the song on the radio at the top of their lungs.  Kakyoin joins in, smiling, and glances at the other two.
            Avdol is, well.  It’s difficult to tell whether that’s a smile or a grimace.  Jotaro, though…
            If anything, his customary scowl has deepened.
            “Come on, favorite grandson of mine!  Join in!” Joseph yells above Polnareff.
            In turn, he gets a muttered response that might be like “I am your only grandson” and a growl like a wounded animal as Jotaro proceeds to nearly burrow into the seat cushions and promptly fall asleep.


madimpossibledreamer: Jiraiya|Yosuke jumping and using a throwing star (the universe is unimportant)
People tend to forget that humans are usually naturally lazy, so if you make it harder for them to do something, they're more likely to reevaluate and go 'it's not worth the effort'.
~Dreamer~


Main Points:

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Universe Optional (within boundaries)
Chapter Summary: Joseph thinks about the past, sometimes.

Word Count: 220
Rating: teen.  Battle Tendency spoilers (though if you internet, you've probably been spoiled by now)

reminisce )

madimpossibledreamer: Eye from manga drawing. (edgeworth)
Main Points:
Yugioh/JJBA, because let's cross over everything with jojo's, though it could also be universe optional, but it's less funny that way
Chapter Summary: It's only a few words; you could read it faster.

Word Count: 15
Rating: gen

           “Take this seriously, Joestar!”
           “What’re you talking about, Caesar?  I always take card games seriously.”


madimpossibledreamer: Eye from manga drawing. (phoenix)
Main Points:
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure AU, Prequel to Song of the Ocean
Summary: Jotaro's always heard the music of the world.
Word Count: 1335
Rating: Gen
Notes: Actually, I lied.  I forgot that I hadn't completely finished the other 'ship fic yet, and by the looks of my homework schedule this week I won't have time until the weekend at least.  So here, have a prewritten thing instead.  (I swear I will have Shadowed Suspicion done someday and then I can participate in the International Fanworks Day like everyone else.  I don't want to upload other things to AO3 yet.)

 

madimpossibledreamer: Zhuge Liang standing with his fan, looking peaceful.  Army in background. (peace)
Main Points:
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, Jotaro is trans (and does what he wants)
Summary: The Crusaders react. 
Word Count: 255
Rating: Gen
Notes: I guess pre-drabble the Reveal happened.  Not sure how it went down.  Given Mariah, etc, not sure I want to know either.  I know the title isn't exactly from the song, but it felt right.  I don't argue with my muses.  Much.  Mostly Jotaro and Kakyoin being adorable friends.

            “This is why I’m not obvious about it.  People acting like that just make me want to punch something.”
            Kakyoin laughs again, having finally joined them.  “But, Jotaro-kun, if Star Platinum is a reflection of who you are inside, you always want to punch something.”
            The dangerous smirk Jotaro gets on his face is not one that bodes well to anyone.  “People are idiots a lot.”  He looks back up at his friend, thoughtfully.  Kakyoin seems to have gotten over the initial shock.  “Where were you?”
            “I went into the town and bought a medical kit.”  Upon a raised eyebrow, the man continues, “…with bandages.”
            It’s touching, really.  The smile disappears from his face, and he nods shortly.  “Thanks.”
            “Jotaro!” Gramps is yelling again.  Really, it’s most of what he does.  For now.  He’d been pretty amazing when he was younger, but then, he’d been the one telling all the stories, so Jotaro had always been a little cautious about calling them one hundred percent factual.  At least Kakyoin is understanding him again and just nods back as he carefully passes the kit over.
            “I promise, I didn’t write any threatening messages on this one,” Kakyoin states carefully in Japanese, knowing that the others will have a less full understanding of anything they say.
            “Yare yare.”  Jotaro shakes his head and begins heading a little ways out into the desert sands—within shouting distance, but he’s not going to do this in front of the Frenchman at the very least.  “Scream loudly if you’re dying.”

madimpossibledreamer: Jiraiya|Yosuke jumping and using a throwing star (creative)
Main Points:
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, Stardust Crusaders
Summary: it's 20 words. reading the story is faster than reading this summary. (probably.)
Word Count: 20
Rating: Gen

Joseph Joestar was the type to burn bright and burn out, leaving a brilliant lingering trail of light behind him.

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