this was written around the time, but everything is written decently far out.
Cast of Characters: Miyamoto Suna/Sunao (Xander), Matriarch of the Miyamoto-gumi, a Direct Subsidiary of the Amaya-kai
Amaya-kai-"Scooby" Yakuza Clan
Miyamoto Cordy, Ani-san of the Miyamoto-gumi, direct subsidiary of the Amaya-kai, as herself
Inoue Yuu (Andrew), Captain of the Miyamoto-gumi, a direct subsidiary of the Amaya-kai
Cast of Characters: ofukuro-boss, title sometimes used for Matriarch
Author's Notes: In this universe, Japan is run by the women.
More author's notes: background notes
Main Points:
Buffy/Yakuza AU (Bloody Petals)
Chapter Summary: faster to read
Word Count: 100
Rating: Teen
“Did you just tell your ladies that they’re not allowed to declare war on a game company?” Suna glances toward her husband, hyena’s grin only widening as she nods, patting Cordy on the back, trying to be reassuring.
“Yeah, pretty sure we’d get tanks called on us if we marched up in war paint an’ the like. Not that I ain’t itchin’ to figure out who’d win in a fight ‘tween tanks ‘n me, but I ain’t gonna terrify a whole country to do it. ‘Sides, think there’s rules ‘bout ‘foreign investment’ or some such.”
“But Ofukuro,” Inoue whines, trailing.
Dream DiU & P4
Jul. 13th, 2023 11:59 pm“Oh, that menu’s very expensive. Oh, and my feet hurt. I’m tired of walking.”
*Okuyasu uses Za Hando to bring a chair over
Rohan: “Amagi, you shouldn’t hint to Okuyasu. He doesn’t do subtle.”
“Jotaro-san, don’t touch your hat! I think Killer Queen touched it.” Jotaro-san stares longingly at his hat like he’s half-tempted to wear it anyway before he puts his hand back in his pocket. Wait, maybe...his hat is like Josuke’s hair. He hadn’t bothered to think about it like that. That’s super kewl.
Also, apparently there was something about the trunk of a car that was super menacing. I actually got to see the camera pan around and the menacing start to rise off.
Xander|Valichar Relationships
Jun. 27th, 2023 05:09 pmpast xander/anya, xander/oz, xander/faith
( rated T for suggestive/implied themes )
Cold Shower
Jun. 26th, 2023 04:05 pm~Dreamer~
Main Points:
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure/Buffy the Vampire Slayer (Stardust Legacy)
Summary: Jotaro is awkward, but still supportive, just surprised.
Word Count: 180
Rating: Teen (extremely vague suggested makeout session)
Pairing: Faith/Buffy
Jotaro-san stands frozen in the doorway, eyes wider than Buffy’s ever seen them. It looks like he’s entirely forgotten what he’d come to ask her, which is fair, and she’s pretty sure she’s never actually seen him as scared as he is right now, probably because he has absolutely no idea what he’s supposed to do in this situation. Buffy sympathizes. She wants the ground to swallow her up, right now. She doesn’t even care that she’d have to claw her way out like in her nightmares. Right now she doesn’t want to be visible at all.
Finally, like time has started again, he speaks. “You are both getting a health exam. You are going to be careful if you’re not already.” And then the door slams, probably harder than he intended.
“That went well,” Faith remarks, smug.
Buffy shoves her off and promptly attempts to smother herself in the blankets, which is the closest she can get to disappearing into the ground. “Don’t talk to me.”
“Can’t hear you, babe.” Her girlfriend is still far too happy given the absolute embarrassment of the moment.
I'll Start Walking
Jun. 11th, 2023 11:03 pmPersona 2/Persona 4 crossover (Broken Hero)
Chapter Summary: faster to read
Word Count: 190
Rating: Teen
“Do you even own a guitar anymore, Tacchi?” Jun asks, and Hanamura-kun gasps and whips around hard enough he accidentally walks into one of the trees on the shrine ground. Seta-kun looks concerned, but other than the wince, the pain can’t overcome the brunet’s excitement.
“You play guitar, Suou-san?” he gasps, and Tatsumi-kun whistles.
“Not gonna lie, that’s pretty sweet, Suou-san.”
Tatsuya, meanwhile, looks like he wants to melt into the ground at all the attention. He can be really shy, though it’s easy to overlook if you don’t know what you’re looking for. “…Yes,” he answers after a bit, flicking his lighter quickly.
Jun merely raises an eyebrow, silently asking which question he’d been answering, and his dragon answers, “…Both.” He takes a deep breath and continues more normally. “Though it’s been a while. I think it’s at Katsuya and Maya-nee’s, and I haven’t touched it in years. The strings will probably snap the second I do.”
“I really need to get back into it,” Hanamura-kun’s renewed enthusiasm is touching, and it’s nice seeing that while he no longer plays there’s one hobby where Tatsuya hasn’t lost all interest.
Culture Clash
Jun. 8th, 2023 11:00 pmMain Points:
Persona 2/Persona 4 crossover (Broken Hero)
Chapter Summary: faster to read
Word Count: 110
Rating: Teen
“Moon cards?” Souji blinks, staring befuddled at the cards in his hand. There are quite a lot of them, and he’s never gotten those from a Shuffle Time before.
“Think those are for me, thanks,” Suou-san states gruffly and plucks them from Souji’s hand.
“What are they for?” Now that he’s not only allowed but encouraged to indulge his curiosity, he’s found it’s kind of addicting.
“Fusing new Personas,” Kashihara-san answers when it becomes clear Suou-san is not going to respond. “It’s a much more complicated process for us. I was wondering how it was going to work without me having to tell demon horoscopes or Tatsuya doing his impressions.”
For a Change
May. 21st, 2023 03:24 pmPersona 2/Persona 4 crossover (Broken Hero)
Chapter Summary: faster to read
Word Count: 95
Rating: Teen
just fluff for once (if maybe a bit suggestive?)
Suou-san glances at the costume and shakes his head.
“I am leader,” Souji reminds him, and the snort that follows says exactly what the police officer thinks of his effort to assert his authority.
“Tell you what. You get Jun to wear one, and I will too.”
That seems…surprisingly easy. Kashihara-san is the type to go along with something like this.
“I know. I’m negotiating for my own benefit. Also, you said that out loud, kid. Be careful.”
Not for the first time, Souji finds himself wondering about the dynamic between the two older Persona-Users.
Strategy Meeting
May. 11th, 2023 11:05 pmMain Points:
Persona 2/Persona 4 crossover (Broken Hero)
Chapter Summary: This one's a little more light-hearted. It's also short.
Word Count: 60
Rating: Gen
“Uh. Is he all right?” Hanamura-kun asks, staring at Tatsuya, who has managed to fall asleep on one of the uncomfortable Junes chairs. Jun has yet to find an angle that doesn’t hurt, but he’s sitting elegantly anyway.
Jun smiles reassuringly. “Tatsu-chan does this sometimes. Please pay him no mind. I’ll tell him what he missed later; please continue, Hanamura-kun.”
The Curse of a Bloodline
Apr. 20th, 2023 08:21 pmStar Trek (the 2009!movie verse)/Constantine crossover
Summary: faster to read
Word Count: 100
Rating: Teen
“It might interest you to know that your doctor is dead,” Spock states, as if rattling off a fact, but it’s clear he’s fishing for information. That he’d bothered to look up Dr. McCoy, that he now wants to know, because Spock’s logic-brain still isn’t completely on board the ‘magic’ spaceship and wants answers that fit neatly into his little worldview—that’s a problem, but not one that it’s Jim’s place to solve.
“All of my closest friends are,” Jim responds. It’s meant to be flippant, a redirect, but it comes out a little too serious, a little too hollow.
A Little Different
Apr. 16th, 2023 04:19 pmStar Trek (the 2009!movie verse)/Constantine crossover
Summary: faster to read
Word Count: 35
Rating: Teen
Bones is used to waking up from the dead by now. It’s routine. What’s less so is that for once, Jim’s letting his guilt show.
“You were possessed,” he explains, which really does explain everything.
World of Stillness
Mar. 23rd, 2023 07:43 pmI am now paralleling Tatsuya right back because I think the literally frozen world analogy is gureito-daze.
This is also later-on in the post-EoH timeline.
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure post-Eyes of Heaven
Summary: Eyes of Heaven: Explored mostly as a source of working through jojo issues ;)
faster to read
Word Count: 115
Rating: Teen
pre-Jotaro/Kakyoin
Jotaro shivers a little, large hands curling around a mug too small in that grasp, and suddenly the past and the present slot right into place. This is still Jotaro, whose actions speak louder than words. This is still Jotaro, who would always get cold easily, an important reason he always kept on his cap and his wool jacket and his hands in his pockets when he could (besides the fact that the wool had a solid, reassuring weight).
He notices Kakyoin staring and raises an eyebrow, taking another sip without taking his eyes off his friend. Kakyoin smiles and shakes his head. The revelation, after all, was not that important. Not to share, anyway.
Define Special
Mar. 6th, 2023 08:36 pmMain Points:
Buffy/Devil May Cry/Resident Evil/Background NCIS Crossover
Chapter Summary: Leon figures it out.
Word Count: 185
Rating: Teen
Pairing: Leon/Xander
Leon glances around his apartment curiously when they get back, half certain the Slayers got in and installed something or left gifts or…something. He’d been trying to be subtle, but apparently Xander noticed anyway because he chuckles.
“You said you got a new game?” he asks, curious, and, well, seemingly they haven’t gotten to the destination yet. Still, it’ll be nice that the system bought on a whim won’t continue to gather dust, so he boots it up.
It’s only when Xander teases him as they get through another mission that somehow leads to them both wrestling on the floor that the truth hits Leon.
“I thought all this time you were stalling for something special, but—I was wrong.” He glances up, absolutely sure, to an adoring blue-eyed gaze. “This has all been special,” he continues, the romantic in him touched beyond words. He’d been expecting a big gesture, but a lot of little ones is awfully sweet, too.
“Took you long enough.” It’s gentle and not mocking, but Leon feels the urge to kiss the satisfaction off of the demon hunter’s face anyway.
Showing Off
Feb. 28th, 2023 08:41 pmBuffy/Devil May Cry/Resident Evil/Background NCIS Crossover
Chapter Summary: faster to read
Word Count: 55
Rating: Teen
Pairing: Leon/Xander
The gym isn’t much different, either, except for the fact that other than the fight they hadn’t been there since they’d started dating. Xander’s not holding back, this time, showing off with the weightlifting as he grins, slightly breathless, at Leon spotting him. For his turn, Leon doesn’t hold back as he had been, either.
Buffy/Devil May Cry/Resident Evil/Background NCIS Crossover
Chapter Summary: Xander is planning something.
Word Count: 130
Rating: Teen
Pairing: Leon/Xander
It’s obvious something is going on when it takes almost forty minutes to get to a fast food joint less than half that distance away. Not that it hadn’t been obvious before that, but Redgrave has given up being subtle and pretending he’s not planning anything. Xander continues to be mysteriously silent on the subject, starting a discussion about the movie when they finally park. He just smiles and continues the earlier conversation when asked any questions, which is frustrating, but Leon will figure it out. He starts a little when Leon reaches out to take his hand, but other than the shy sweet smile it doesn’t get Xander off track. He only pauses for a moment then continues, gesturing harder with the other hand as he continues his story.
Uninvested
Feb. 26th, 2023 06:55 pmSteins;Gate Genderbend
Chapter Summary: Similar, but much shorter, to Lazy Day at May Queen, though male pronouns in this one
Word Count: 50
Rating: teen
“With the boobs you’ve got, you might as well be one of the guys,” Daru shrugs, uncaring.
Okabe snorts, putting his head in his hand as he stares out the window, bored. “Daru, I have it on good authority you are the foremost pervert in this hemisphere or any other.”
Star Trek AU prompt
Feb. 19th, 2023 04:12 pm “Jim—thank goodness; I woke up and I’m not sure…” He trails off. He knows that small frown of confusion; doesn’t see it much, sure, but.
“Uhm, hi. You okay?”
His world tilts under him again. “No—no, Jim, please, you know me, it’s Bones—” Only desperation has him saying that stupid nickname, but he needs this.
“Trust me, I’d remember a good looking guy like you.”
The world moves, again, an earthquake in miniature, and he watches the panic filter into those blue eyes and registers that, suddenly, he’s being held carefully in familiar arms. “Now, I’d like to say it’s every day that handsome fellows like you fall for me, but it really isn’t,” Jim jokes, but there’s a strain in his voice and concern in his eyes that’s pretty rare. “What happened? Are you okay? Do I need to call someone?”
System Error: Identity Manager (Part XVI)
Feb. 7th, 2023 02:16 pmBuffy the Vampire Slayer/Iron Man Crossover (Self-Made Hero)
Summary: Despite how it might look, the transition isn't easy. There's only so long the destabilized situation can continue before something's gotta give...
College AU
Word Count: 100
Rating: Teen
Tony catches a glimpse of himself in the shine of the robot he’s building and pauses. “JARVIS, exactly how much alcohol have I had?”
“None in recent memory, sir, but you have passed the point of lack of recent sleep that would qualify you as ‘impaired’ for driving purposes,” the voice answers, still sounding a little more robotic than British. He’ll have to tweak the voice again.
“Huh. Who knew that was a thing,” he mutters tiredly and tries to stand.
Operative word being ‘tries’. His legs don’t seem to function.
“Sir!” he hears JARVIS call and then he’s out.
Natural Disaster
Jan. 26th, 2023 11:36 pmAce Attorney Universe Optional
Summary: Faster to read
Word Count: 200
Rating: Teen
Mr. Wright, Miles muses one sentimental morning into his teacup, is much like an earthquake.
He will, of course, never utter this to his friend, who would undoubtedly take it incorrectly, but it is true. He’s not afraid of Wright, not really, but the man has a habit of barging into his life unexpectedly and shaking his world apart, and he’s not always the best at adapting in the wake of such things.
But—he’s also like his namesake. For all the destructive force and raw, terrifying power, Phoenix only ever wants to renew, to burn and tear down that which need not be kept, that which contributes nothing to the world, in order to coax out new life.
Doubtless he would laugh, would rub a hand at the back of his spikes and disavow any power he held. But it would not make any of this any less true.
Edgeworth, of course, is in awe of this power. In awe, and sometimes he feels his own powers of adaptability are woefully inadequate, but never once has he felt afraid of the man himself (well, no, perhaps that is a lie, perhaps, early on after their reunion, but no more).