Uninvested

Feb. 26th, 2023 06:55 pm
madimpossibledreamer: Eye from manga drawing. (ace attorney)
Main Points:
Steins;Gate Genderbend
Chapter Summary: Similar, but much shorter, to Lazy Day at May Queen, though male pronouns in this one

Word Count: 50
Rating: teen

        “With the boobs you’ve got, you might as well be one of the guys,” Daru shrugs, uncaring.
        Okabe snorts, putting his head in his hand as he stares out the window, bored.  “Daru, I have it on good authority you are the foremost pervert in this hemisphere or any other.”

madimpossibledreamer: Eye from manga drawing. (phoenix)
I'm probably never going to finish this AU, so feel free to take whatever you want.

        “Jim—thank goodness; I woke up and I’m not sure…”  He trails off.  He knows that small frown of confusion; doesn’t see it much, sure, but.
        “Uhm, hi.  You okay?”
        His world tilts under him again.  “No—no, Jim, please, you know me, it’s Bones—”  Only desperation has him saying that stupid nickname, but he needs this.
        “Trust me, I’d remember a good looking guy like you.”
        The world moves, again, an earthquake in miniature, and he watches the panic filter into those blue eyes and registers that, suddenly, he’s being held carefully in familiar arms.  “Now, I’d like to say it’s every day that handsome fellows like you fall for me, but it really isn’t,” Jim jokes, but there’s a strain in his voice and concern in his eyes that’s pretty rare.  “What happened?  Are you okay?  Do I need to call someone?”


madimpossibledreamer: iron man flying (iron man)
Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Iron Man Crossover (Self-Made Hero)
Summary: Despite how it might look, the transition isn't easy. There's only so long the destabilized situation can continue before something's gotta give...
College AU
Word Count: 100
Rating: Teen

        Tony catches a glimpse of himself in the shine of the robot he’s building and pauses.  “JARVIS, exactly how much alcohol have I had?”
        “None in recent memory, sir, but you have passed the point of lack of recent sleep that would qualify you as ‘impaired’ for driving purposes,” the voice answers, still sounding a little more robotic than British.  He’ll have to tweak the voice again.
        “Huh.  Who knew that was a thing,” he mutters tiredly and tries to stand.
        Operative word being ‘tries’.  His legs don’t seem to function.
        “Sir!” he hears JARVIS call and then he’s out.

madimpossibledreamer: Eye from manga drawing. (phoenix)
Main Points:
Ace Attorney Universe Optional
Summary:
Faster to read
Word Count: 200
Rating: Teen

        Mr. Wright, Miles muses one sentimental morning into his teacup, is much like an earthquake.
        He will, of course, never utter this to his friend, who would undoubtedly take it incorrectly, but it is true.  He’s not afraid of Wright, not really, but the man has a habit of barging into his life unexpectedly and shaking his world apart, and he’s not always the best at adapting in the wake of such things.
        But—he’s also like his namesake.  For all the destructive force and raw, terrifying power, Phoenix only ever wants to renew, to burn and tear down that which need not be kept, that which contributes nothing to the world, in order to coax out new life.
        Doubtless he would laugh, would rub a hand at the back of his spikes and disavow any power he held.  But it would not make any of this any less true.
        Edgeworth, of course, is in awe of this power.  In awe, and sometimes he feels his own powers of adaptability are woefully inadequate, but never once has he felt afraid of the man himself (well, no, perhaps that is a lie, perhaps, early on after their reunion, but no more).

madimpossibledreamer: Jotaro pointing at the camera (kujo)
Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer/The Case Files of Young Kindaichi
Summary: Faster to read.
Word Count: 30
Rating: Teen

        “Picked the lock.  Took a couple tries, but.”  He shrugs modestly.
        “I guess we could do that instead,” Buffy allows, pouting.  She’d obviously wanted to break down the door instead.

madimpossibledreamer: Izanagi|Souji in full costume holding out a hand (izanagi|souji)
under most circumstances this would be considered stalking gideon

Main Points:
Crusade (The Right Question)
Chapter Summary:
Galen is not used to being close to others.
Word Count: 200
Rating: Teen
Pairing: very light Galen/Gideon

        “How did you know I was in trouble?”  He hadn’t even managed to get off an emergency signal.
        Galen concentrates on getting through the door, so thoroughly that for a full minute Gideon thinks he hasn’t been heard, but the technomage airily announces, “I have my ways,” just as he finally gets through the door.
        It’s just like Galen to be mysterious.  Gideon knows this.  But something was off about that response…
        “I assure you, my face holds no answers.”  Amused, like he often is, and he’s back to—
        Back to his usual pace.  The first response was just a little too quick.  Like he’s embarrassed.
        What, does the technomage have him bugged, or something?  Sure, he’d suspected that there’s some sort of recording spell in his quarters (he’s been trying not to think about that one, mostly because he’s been trying not to think about Galen seeing him naked because he’s half certain this questions project is backfiring on him) and maybe other places of importance on the Excalibur, but this complicates things.  But as privacy invasive as that is, and Matthew’s getting used to that part, why would the man be embarrassed about something Gideon already considers routine?

Truth Slips

Jan. 5th, 2023 11:56 pm
madimpossibledreamer: Jotaro pointing at the camera (point)
Main Points:
Ace Attorney AU Unexpected Evidence series
Summary:
Prologue/intro
Word Count: 215
Rating: Teen

        Normally, Apollo expects people not to surprise him.  A good amount of that is that, with his ability, he gets a pretty good grasp of character early on, depending on what people lie about and every other kind of clue they’re giving.  It really would’ve been nice to know all of this before, when dealing with Kristoph.  However, that is not to say that he’s always right in his first impressions, because sometimes he ignores what he senses in favor of what he expects, which is always a mistake.  He’d like to think he’s good and doesn’t have biases, and yeah, honestly, half the reason he got Klavier so wrong was maybe something the prosecutor encouraged, since at minimum it seemed like he found it useful, even though it was maybe not something he enjoyed.  The other half—okay, maybe it’s more like a fourth—is that Klavier has gotten so used to being under the spotlight and everyone reading every last detail about his life, so there are just some things that he expects everyone to know and thus he doesn’t have to tell them.  And yeah, the last part is that maybe he does have some biases he should think about.  Mostly that he expects everyone who’s rich to be a shallow snob.

madimpossibledreamer: Jotaro pointing at the camera (kujo)
Main Points:
Buffy/Yakuza AU (Slayer's Mad Whelp)
Chapter Summary:
Faster to read.
Word Count: 100
Rating: Teen

        Andrew is pretty sure he’s never found a woman attractive, but is seriously considering making an exception for Ria-chan because she is a goddess.
        “I thought the Bronze didn’t have karaoke,” he points out, confused, and she grins wildly at him.
        “It didn’t!” Well, that explains one thing at least.  If he didn’t know better, he’d call it magic, but it’s more like a lot of people are scared of her for some reason.  Sure, she likes showing the knife around and sure, it’s not even all for show, but still.  She’s not that likely to bite.  He’s asked, politely.

madimpossibledreamer: Jiraiya|Yosuke jumping and using a throwing star (Default)

The point where you start going on Not-Dates…
returning to your regular programming tomorrow

Main Points:
Crusade (The Right Question) Dialoguefic
Chapter Summary:
Faster to read
Word Count: 40
Rating: Teen
we have reached the preslash portion of the program

        “Would you join me for dinner?  I’m told Avalon is pretty good, and I’ve been wanting to try it.”
        “I would be happy to join you, Matthew.”
        “Was that the right question?”
        “No, but it was delightful all the same.”

madimpossibledreamer: Zhuge Liang standing with his fan, looking peaceful.  Army in background. (peace)
Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer/The Case Files of Young Kindaichi
Summary: Someone unexpected needs saving.
Word Count: 125
Rating: Teen

        “You got it, ossan.”
        “For what feels like the five hundredth time, would you please stop?”
        Xander contemplates this.  “Is it better or worse than G-man?” he asks, genuinely curious.
        He doesn’t, unfortunately, get his answer.  “Sometimes I genuinely wish I remained a chaos warlock.”  So I wouldn’t have to deal with annoying teenagers, is the unstated implication.
        Xander’s used enough to the hurt that he almost doesn’t notice it when he swallows it down.  None of it shows in his face, or his voice.  “Eh, but then, you’d have to deal with the yearly sacrifice and mayhem quotas.  And the dress code.”  He thinks about that some more, than shakes his head.  “Though that one might actually be more of a plus; I dunno.”


madimpossibledreamer: Jotaro pointing at the camera (kujo)
set nebulously in the future

Main Points:
Buffy/Devil May Cry/Resident Evil/Background NCIS Crossover Dialoguefic
Chapter Summary:
faster to read
Word Count: 40
Rating: Gen
Pairing: Leon/Xander

        “If it wasn’t already clear, I, um.  I really like you.  I really, really like you.”
        “Maybe even love?”
        “Yeah, maybe.”
        “Well, I really, really like you, too.”
        “This is gonna become a thing, isn’t it?”
        “You complaining?”
        “Hell no.”

madimpossibledreamer: Dante fighting demons (devil may cry)

(I have no idea where I was going with this one.)

Main Points:
Iron Man
Summary: faster to read
Word Count: 50
Rating: Gen

        Working for Tony is like working for a ton of different women who just happen coincidentally to share the same name. A painting grabs her curiosity and she looks up the history behind the name (“The Masks We Wear”) and suddenly has a newfound understanding of how Ms. Stark functions.
madimpossibledreamer: Jotaro pointing at the camera (kujo)
Main Points:
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
Summary: Holly is strong, but not in the way Joseph would describe it.
Word Count: 90
Rating: Teen
Warning: not in depth but mention of panic attack.
(holly doesn't actually appear in person)

 

Josuke still isn't quite used to his nephew. )

 

madimpossibledreamer: Jotaro thinking 'yare yare daze' (yare yare daze)
Main Points:
Persona 4/Yakuza Dialoguefic
Chapter Summary: faster to read

Word Count: 20
Rating: Gen

        “Ow!!  Keiko-chan!  Stop that, now.  You’re not allowed to kick your manager.”
        “Who says?”
        “Your contract of employment.”
        “…Oh.  Fair.”

madimpossibledreamer: Izanagi|Souji in full costume holding out a hand (personatown)
Main Points:
Persona 4 Verdict AU (P4/Judgment Fusion)
Akihiko doesn't appear in person for this one but he is talked about.
Chapter Summary:
faster to read
Word Count: 100
Rating: Teen
Warning: Implied homophobia

        Yosuke eyes him, and he flushes. “You better not be implying what I think you’re implying, because that’s downright rude. Maybe when I was younger, I would’ve agreed, because I was a jerk when I was a kid, but damn it, Seta-kun, this is Kamurocho. Sanada-san is a great friend and great backup, especially when you’re over here being busy actually having a life and succeeding and judging me for the life I’ve barely managed to scrape together after everything fell apart with no help from you. Because you. Weren’t. There.” He pokes Seta, and despite himself Souji steps back.
madimpossibledreamer: Jotaro pointing at the camera (kujo)
Main Points:
Star Trek (the 2009!movie verse)
Summary: Spock apologizes for a hasty judgment.
Word Count: 180
Rating: Teen

        The truth is distressing, because for a man who goes by logic, to learn that he’s missing information and, as McCoy would say, ‘jumping to conclusions prematurely’.  “I was making judgments without all the facts.”
        To Spock’s surprise, Kirk is smiling at him, with no trace of the emotion Spock believes would be logical in this moment.  “Spock, that’s what we do in command.  We make the decisions we can based on the information we have in the time we’ve got.”
        Spock narrows his eyes.  It’s slightly less of a point of pride where a human is being more logical about this than he is.  “So you have no complaints whatsoever?”
        Kirk shrugs.  “No.  You could have investigated more.  But given why some of the Admirals like to get on my case and my rep didn’t help matters.”
        Let go of any feelings of irritation.  “What advice would you give, in this case?”
        To his credit, the man actually considers the answer.  “Try to get more information, stall for time, and make the best decision you can.  That one’s Chris.” 

madimpossibledreamer: Jiraiya|Yosuke jumping and using a throwing star (Default)

In the spirit of ‘be the change you want to see in the world’, I wanted to see some more actual friend moments in episodes, so I did a thing.  Mostly I got an image of Giles’ first line and built a fic from there.
I will say it's weird being in vaguely canon adjacent territory.  I don't end up here very often.

Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Summary: faster to read
Word Count: 100
Rating: Gen

        Xander is stuck between laughing at his friends and staring, just like they are, at Giles.
        Willow settles for repeating herself.  “You’d be willing to help with homework?”  She actually sounds a little bit in awe.
        Giles takes off his glasses and cleans them, proving Xander’s suspicion that he only does that when he’s embarrassed.  “It would happen to be in my actual job description, children.”  Buffy’s enthusiasm is quickly slayed when he adds, dryly, “Although I will not help you cheat.”
        “There go all my evil plans,” Xander jokes, as Buffy glances at him and nods in fervent agreement.

madimpossibledreamer: Eye from manga drawing. (edgeworth)
we needed to see more of Giles' past even if we didn't get the Ripper show.

Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Constantine|Hellblazer
Summary: faster to read
Word Count: 125
Rating: Teen, with the warnings. because it wouldn't be constantine or hellblazer without the warnings. 
warning: only really underage drinking for this one.

        “It’s a shock, you having a kid.”  Mandy doesn’t especially appear shocked, but then, as the guitarist she’d seen how many birds and blokes he’d used the ‘band charm’ on.
        “He’s not actually my son.”  He knows the claim looks dubious, between the decidedly non-American muttering in Xander’s sleep, the stolen bottle of beer he’d left on the table in front of the couch where he’d fallen asleep, the tender way he’d tucked in the teen, but strictly speaking, it’s the truth.  “I seem to have accidentally acquired him.  More importantly, Fowler, you really should watch your son around him.”
        The knowing look says ‘with that info, pull the other one, mate’, but all similarities are coincidental or synchronicity at work, not any actual inheritance.


madimpossibledreamer: Jiraiya|Yosuke jumping and using a throwing star (Default)
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Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Constantine|Hellblazer
Summary: even faster to read
Word Count: 80
Rating: Teen, with the warnings. because it wouldn't be constantine or hellblazer without the warnings.  i say this but there actually aren't warnings for this one, apart from the implications, because this is actually how constantine operates.

        “Why are you still like this?” Buffy asks, and he smiles, leaning back casually.
        “I decided the easiest way to deal with my own problems was to summon bigger and badder mental demons that would gobble them all up.”
        “Xander,” Giles’ voice scolds from the direction of his office.  “There’s also the matter that he’s already broken at least one prophecy, a characteristic of the Laughing Magician.  One of the most basic rules of magic is ‘like calls to like’.”

madimpossibledreamer: Jiraiya|Yosuke jumping and using a throwing star (Default)
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Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Constantine|Hellblazer
Summary: faster to read
Word Count: 180
Rating: Teen, with the warnings. because it wouldn't be constantine or hellblazer without the warnings.
warning: this one is short so it's just one swear this time.

        “What do you mean, you can’t teach me?”  It had taken a bit for Willow to wrap her head around the fact that he now had Constantine’s memories, blond hair, and the like, and apparently now that she has she’s decided it’s a good thing.
        “It’s a misconception that he did a lot of magic.  I mean, maybe ‘Laughing Magician’ gave people the wrong idea, but…yeah, okay, he does magic.  Some of his shields and circles and rituals even look pretty.  But John Constantine hates the flashy stuff.  Sure, he loves magic with the same kind of pure love you do, but he’s a bloke that likes to know where he stands.  The flashy shite is complicated, payments differing by how long you leave the meter running and the current constellations and all that rubbish.  You know what he does do?”  He starts listing things off on his fingers.  “Steal things, con people, annoy people.  You know, stuff I’m covered on, two out of three.  Particularly that last one.”  He smiles winningly at her.  In response, she hits his arm.


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