Jojo's Bizarre Adventure/Buffy the Vampire Slayer AU
Chapter Summary: They interrogate Diavolo.
Word Count: 1117
Note: HERE THERE PROBABLY BE BUFFY/JJBA SPOILERS
( Chapter 375: 21st Century Schizoid Freak )
From the Frontlines
May. 15th, 2025 01:56 pmWarning: this might be a feels chapter.
Main Points: Assassin's Creed/The Secret WorldSummary: Chelsea's return is entirely voluntary, because she's got a secondary assignment.
Word Count: 1099
Rating: Teen
( back in London )
hatebot theory
May. 15th, 2025 12:18 pmThere's a newest hatebot, one that's not backhandedly mentioning a particular AI 'product' as some kind of marketing stunt. Just being genuinely awful in the comments. I don't know about the *exact* timing of this, but I have a theory, because I can think of one person who recently gained a grudge against Ao3 and the writers and thinks they're beneath him and deserve to be torn down. (Note: This is just speculations, do not harass this individual further. Especially as it's possible it's someone completely unrelated.)
I think it's the guy who most recently scraped Ao3. Or at least related to that scrape. He showed absolutely no remorse and thought he had the high ground. Again, this is what prompted my earlier post on plagiarism and AI based on the hbomberguy video. For context, what you need to know is that hbomberguy's theory is that plagiarism isn't a compliment. It's contempt. "I'm better than you and I deserve your stuff. You don't." Them being able to make a bot to launder plagiarism accusations (because they have the plausible deniability of 'well it doesn't look exactly like your stuff after it's remixed with millions of other people's stuff') makes them better than creative people, because they genuinely look down on creative people for some reason. That matches the tone of this guy's mocking posts--until the DMCAs started to work and he threw a hissy fit and claimed it was 'betraying core principles' to not want a shitty AI archive...of an archive. That already exists without his 'help'.
A second plagiarism AI thief then popped up to create a second quicker dataset seemingly with the sole purpose of a phishing scam to grab people's personal information. It could be somebody unrelated just taking advantage of the chaos; I don't remember if there was a proven link between this guy and the one before, but even if it's a totally unrelated rando it reads like retaliation. Like, 'how dare you be against AI, I'm gonna put you in your place' kind of attitude.
Original jerk thief also then uploaded the tool in a fit of pique. Which I'm sure he thought he was clever, but that was a definite misstep on his part, because it means Ao3 can actually pick his coding apart and actually find which vulnerability he used to access locked works and patch it. I'm sure he thought he was being clever, but it's like. Buddy. Pal. Friend. You are that creatively bankrupt to think you're the first one who's ever had this idea? I mean, I don't know why I'm asking; it's kind of obvious, but still. Newsflash, no one 'on your side' needs your tool and most of the large companies have done it already. I know you think you have the winning hand and that's why you're showing it, but...dude, all you're doing is the equivalent of showing your malware to the antivirus company. They would have had more work to identify it without your help.
I don't remember the exact timing, but I think the newest hatebot popped up after that. There's been a lot of comments of 'I can't understand why someone would do this'. And while I could be completely wrong...I don't think I am, based on the timing and the contempt. I think it's the original guy, someone connected, or just some random pro-AI loser who, again, is just lashing out in retaliation because creative types shouldn't be allowed to exist or thrive and need to be 'put in their place'. It's pretty clear the intent is malicious, they're probably using an AI to do it, and pro-plagiarism AI techbros have what they think is a really good reason to hold a grudge, so.
I rest my case.
(and, because I am creative enough to think I'm not the first one to have a thought and am not against credit: me and TheFoxAndPhoenix on reddit are on the same page here)
In a shocking sequel, I think I have even more evidence for my theory. With the hatebots evolving so quickly, I think we can even guess as to their goals. The last three iterations were: "This fandom is being depreciated to save space" (makes no sense outside of a tech context), mockingly effusive praise ("this belongs in a museum!") and "You clearly have lost steam for this story, you should go on hiatus/delete". With this, they definitely want to make writers feel bad (hippiegoth97's theory), and, if they can, get them to delete their stories. One of the guesses is that these are all trying to get people to take their stories down so they don't have provable copyright (I saw Smegoldidnothingwrong say this, but they also say 'that's the most concrete theory we have' so I think it's more commonly established and held at this point). I don't think these AI techbros know that Ao3 always emails you your story after it is deleted, so at minimum you still have that if you're trying to DMCA. It's harder, true, but it doesn't make it 'free game'. Again, they're trying to mess around in a realm where they don't know how it works.
...I also missed the part where someone got a comment where the people behind the bot were so lazy they accidentally copy-pasted the first part of the chatGPT response where it was saying "okay, here are 20 fanfiction comments designed to evoke a strong negative emotional response from the author, focusing on a polite opening followed by harsh criticism". So, basically, their prompt they put in. I...am impressed at the sheer laziness and incompetence, but then, they want someone or something else to do the work and it will, sadly, be effective against some writers, so why should they bother actually trying not to look this massively incompetent?
idle thought #666
May. 14th, 2025 08:16 pmThis will be...a long time in the future. But. One of the reasons I definitely ship Shaun and Desmond is, well, first tsundere characters are, like, my jam, but. In AC3 specifically Shaun mellowed. A lot. Still snarky, but he softened a lot and actually made time for Desmond and was quietly supportive about Bill.
The moment I knew The Secret Histories wasn’t going to stay 100% gen was when Shaun got really soft to Desmond, and Desmond was doing it back with a little teasing. (I probably should’ve known before, maybe when Desmond was having his panic attack and probably when Desmond was thinking ‘you know what sounds nice being back in London with Shaun buying me a sandwich’, but, uh, I can be dense about crushes in real life too, so.)
sink to the bottom
May. 13th, 2025 01:08 pmAndrew briefly considered buying Xander a pack of smokes and went ‘that’s not going to help’.
Main Points:Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Constantine|Hellblazer
Summary: Living and surviving are two different things.
Word Count: 1515
Rating: Teen, with the warnings. because it wouldn't be constantine or hellblazer without the warnings
Warnings: general Constantine warnings, including but not limited to survivor's guilt, Xander's self-hatred and self-destructive tendencies, public restroom horror (kinda akin to the Justice League Dark movie scene if you've seen it), blasphemy, implied rape and/or murder, potentially unhealthy attitudes toward sex
( i kinda hope this isn't how it's supposed to be )
Open Secrets
May. 12th, 2025 12:43 pmBuffy/Blake's 7 (Place in the Universe)
Chapter Summary: Jesse overestimates how well he and Xander are keeping the aftermath of Halloween a secret.
Word Count: 1080
Rating: Teen
Background Jesse/Xander in that Xander is oblivious
( he might be slightly distracted )
The Company of Legends
May. 11th, 2025 01:39 pmStar Trek (the 2009!movie verse) Cambion AU (New Genesis)
Summary: Doctor Leonard McCoy gets to hear all the gossip and then meet the legendary figures for himself.
Word Count: 1929
Rating: Gen
( 'tis a silly place )
idle thought #665
May. 10th, 2025 05:15 pmExtra notes from playing: Sherriff Bannerman, fixer Sandy “Moose” Jansen he might well take stuff to
something about the ravens and trouble they came in the last time. Also 25 years ago? Maybe it wasn’t such a weird idea to go trying to talk to the ravens
An artifact with glowing protective runes. Doesn’t get a good feeling from it. Looks like...a winged creature of some kind? Like, a lion or something with wings.
Idol of nergal? That’d be really cool to study...but yeah getting it there would be a hassle, and the Dragon probably wouldn’t be too pleased.
Magic fire. He’s disposing anything potentially dangerous in here now. Oh it turns blue that’s not normal
And a rich lady named Elizabeth Franklin elsewhere on the island.
Worse than zombies. Stay in the light, out of the fog and the trees.
Wabanaki Indian grounds.
!!!! HE JUST GOT A CHAOS FOCUS THAT’S RANDOMLY APPROPRIATE
the morninglight sending people to die to...send off flares?
Clouds...don’t move that fast.
Norma Creed knows enough Greek mythology to make references. Fog came in with the ship. Red seaweed
the anima wells have more plants around them
Feels like he’s hearing ravens everywhere now.
Yard sale
something shiny + fog
“It might still create havoc, but at least it’s havoc we can control, and that’s the kind of havoc we like. That’s chaos.”
“We look forward to the blood and violence. Killing always ends with the same result, but each unique way of getting there provides valuable information about our enemies.”
Everyone is eager to watch everyone. It is a sign of the apocalypse.
They also call him a drunken dog
Also note the second he could start climbing desmond started climbing.
the greatest gift is an enemy who runs toward you only to lay down and kiss your feet.
The dragon are sure he’ll learn to do wards too
failed attempts to cover up murder—cannot accept what it is and will tear itself apart
the draug have been discreet, have a philosophy—desperate & invasion “let us assume all possibilities are true”
“Steal more artifacts for yourself. The Illuminati will blame the Templars for having taken them, for no one suspects the Dragon.”
“I don’t think I’ll ever win him over, though.” ...wait. I have questions.
Eagle vision to the sewers. Of course.
Desmond is unreasonably happy about explosives. Moose agrees.
Ohhh they’re bonding over explosives, that’s nice
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure/Buffy the Vampire Slayer AU
Chapter Summary: The sound is investigated.
Word Count: 1123
Note: HERE THERE PROBABLY BE BUFFY/JJBA SPOILERS
Come Out in the Wash
May. 8th, 2025 04:01 amThis quote is original and it’s such a good line from Wolf I had to include it. He’s good people. “You look for evil in people, sooner or later, you’ll find it. Even when it wasn’t there in the first place.” (also the ‘it’s a cold place’--I forgot that line was actually in there)
actual line from the game from Nicholas: “I’m still not convinced he’s not here, somewhere, feeding on the ghosts of lost children like some kind of bogeyman.” He knows intuitively what was going on, even if he didn’t know the specifics.
Summary: Desmond and the others do a little cleanup after taking down the Park.
Word Count: 3223
Rating: Teen
( healing )
idle thought #664
May. 7th, 2025 10:15 pmAlso I feel like Asura/Taisha is the unhinged version of Ukitake/Shunsui? Like, don’t get me wrong, Ukitake and Shunsui are both capable of being feral murder machines, but Asura and Taisha take it to the next level (and sometimes pointing it at each other). But their dynamics are very, very similar.
Can't Be My Design
May. 6th, 2025 03:06 pmMain Points:
Buffy/Devil May Cry
Chapter Summary: Of course, reunions don't magically make everything okay.
Word Count: 1830
Rating: Teen
Warnings: Xander does reference the assault/non-con with Jesse in this one
( anxiety and reassurance )
The Willow Tapes (Tapes 15 and 16)
May. 5th, 2025 01:15 pmBuffy the Vampire Slayer AU (Xander is an FBI Agent. Universe is vaguely based on Normal Again.)
Summary: Kennedy and Xander are still getting used to working together.
Word Count: 1269
Rating: Teen
( Tapes 15 and 16 )
Unofficial Debriefing
May. 4th, 2025 03:45 pmGeizen (Ensign Jerilyn Giezen; she’s 19) exists because that white-haired lady on the bridge deserved a name and to actually do something.
Main Points:
Star Trek (the 2009!movie verse) Cambion AU (New Genesis)
Summary: Kirk lets his crew in on what's going on.
Word Count: 980
Rating: Gen
idle thought #663
May. 3rd, 2025 01:25 pmLike, okay, can we talk for a minute about Constantine and Yashiki? They’re kind of opposites in terms of personality (though Yashiki’s inner voice—Kujou?—can snark with the best of them) but so much about their background is really really similar (it’s the outfit that got me thinking about this, so much later because they wear it so differently).
*the outfit. Loose tie, white shirt, tan trenchcoat, messy hair, the stubble. Yashiki has glasses & dark hair, but looks-wise they’re pretty similar.
*she’s not really mentioned in the NBC series, but in the comics John’s sister was pretty much one of the only things keeping him sane, protected, and out of trouble growing up. Same with Saya & Masaharu.
*Otherwise, it being a really terrible/abusive environment. Yeah, probably.
*Cursed. The Laughing Magician & the Kujou family have the same ‘Lone Wolf’ kind of curse—they’ll probably make it through just fine, but anyone that gets in contact with them for more than five minutes is in serious danger. Unlike Lone Wolf, there’s a definite danger where if they mess up they seriously might die.
*Loner. Because of this both of them try often, even in situations where it doesn’t make sense, to try to do it on their own. Which often ends up with themselves wounded & the ones that love them kind of annoyed. Even though how they go about this and how much they show other people they care is very different.
*Self-loathing. They cover it up differently. Yashiki is endlessly polite, inoffensive, and humble. Constantine is much more ‘in your face’ (like Mashita), keeping people at arm’s length by being rude, smoking in their faces, getting punched in the face. Both of them simultaneously have good survival instincts and no sense of self-preservation, trying to outrun their past and regrets while being chained to them.
*Magpie of magic. Yashiki almost literally is. They’ve both got high spiritual senses, but Yashiki’s directly involves having the sense of what junk will be useful. As befits a street magician Constantine can also do magic from random stuff he’s picked off the street, but in his case it tends to be a little more metaphorical, referring to his magic rather than his trinkets.
*Belief in humanity. Despite everything that they’ve seen and experienced, both have this unshakeable belief in humanity as a whole, if not individuals. (And though Yashiki tends to give everyone a little more benefit of the doubt, he’s still seen absolutely horrible people enough to at least be slightly careful about it—but it doesn’t break his faith, either.)
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure/Buffy the Vampire Slayer AU
Chapter Summary: Buffy and the others continue to explore Rush's lair.
Word Count: 1258
Note: HERE THERE PROBABLY BE BUFFY/JJBA SPOILERS
( Chapter 373: Jacob's Ladder )
The Images They Sell
May. 1st, 2025 02:01 pmalso I never thanked/welcomed spring_gloom /facepalm. Hi, hope you enjoy your stay & good to see you again!
In the actual game, they build the Park up, and then you just...only get two missions in there. (To be fair, all the mind games individual to the character would be a little harder to do, with an MMORPG.) They almost do enough with it in the standalone game, The Park, but then...don’t actually finish Lorraine’s story there. So this wound up being about...three, four actual missions, plus the spinoff, plus at least a little bit of Lorraine’s mission, plus some of my own stuff and other horror inspiration thrown in a blender and then vacuum distilled down to a manageable and coherent volume.
I had no idea how Winter’s murder-void thing would go until he started going off on an Arkham-rant, so. Yeah, that happened. (If you don’t get the reference, don’t worry about it.)
Summary: Time to tear the heart out of Atlantic Island Park.
Word Count: 2661
Rating: Teen
( looking for an ending )
I Can't Feel a Thing
Apr. 29th, 2025 04:14 pmMain Points:
Buffy/Blake's 7 (Place in the Universe)
Chapter Summary: It was only a matter of time that everyone else found out about the other lingering effects of Halloween, the ones that sometimes leave him near-breathless with the pain, the ones that mean he has to recharge for days after something major. Even knowing that, he's not as prepared as he should be.
Word Count: 1407
Rating: Teen
Background Jesse/Xander in that Xander is oblivious