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They’re My Monkeys (but not my circus)
Mar. 30th, 2025 04:13 pmJojo's Bizarre Adventure
Summary: faster to read
Word Count: 150
Spoilers for the end of Vento Aureo/Golden Wind.
“Giorno, there’s been a lot complaining about your animals.” He hates to bring it up, but the Don deserves to know.
“I see.” The Don is noncommittal, but that’s about half the time an indication to keep going, and he doesn’t tend to actually get angry at Mista, so it’s probably safe to finish. It’s not like anyone else has enough guts to tell Giorno this kinda stuff. (And he’s honestly not that intimidating, but people keep telling Mista he has special treatment for some reason.)
“Mostly just grumbling about poop and some of them stealing papers or stuff like that, but a couple of them keep feeling like they’re being watched.” Some of them deserve it honestly. It keeps them on their best behavior, and then Mista doesn’t have to keep wasting money on bullets.
“How odd.”
...Oh. That’s on purpose. That’s Giorno for you, always eight steps ahead.
