madimpossibledreamer: Jotaro pointing at the camera (kujo)
Cast of Characters (listed the Japanese way of surname first):   Amaya-kai-yakuza clan most of the main cast is in
Shirahata Mako, member of the Miyamoto-gumi, a direct subsidiary of the Amaya-kai
Inoue Yuu (Andrew), Captain of the Miyamoto-gumi, a direct subsidiary of the Amaya-kai
Miyamoto Cordy, Ani-san ("husband") of the Miyamoto-gumi, a direct subsidiary of the Amaya-kai, as herself
Miyamoto Suna (Xander), Matriarch of the Miyamoto-gumi, a direct subsidiary of the Amaya-kai

Author's Notes: In this universe, Japan is run by the women.  As usual Miyamoto's dialogue is kinda in slangy Kansai-ben.  As they're female yakuza, some of the traditions/punishments have some connection with sukeban (girl gang) traditions (the punishment).  More severe punishments might result in yubitsume (finger cutting) or...we could call it seibatsu, as a kind of Japanese pun, because sei can mean life, essence, growth, or death, and batsu is punishment.  Basically, as an alternative to taibatsu, corporal punishment (usually used in teaching/sports), punishing the soul/essence instead, and for the same purpose ("to make the person grow").  It tends to be thrown around far more freely than physical punishment because it's harder for the outsiders, such as cops, to notice, and thought of as less damaging (which is probably complete and utter bs, but...it's the yakuza).  Akiyama Yoko (Willow) is thought of as creepy because her punishments involve weird things like turning people into rats, which is far from tradition and thus freaks even the hardiest of yakuza out.
Terms: not really anything this time, but it's short and mostly dialogue
More author's notes: background notes

Main Points:
Buffy/Yakuza AU (Bloody Petals)
Chapter Summary: faster to read
Word Count: 75
Rating: Teen

        “Black Widow’s a weakling!”
        “You take that back!”
        Cordy rubs at her eyes. It’s far too early at this point.
        “Okay, to start with, Natasha’s been trained to take out supers, so Shirahata’s right. It ain’t as easy as ya make out. Second, it’s far too early for this talk, and if you keep me up, there’s cigs waitin’ fer arms t’burn.”
        “What’s going on?”
        “We judge who we could take out. There’s a pool.”
madimpossibledreamer: Zhuge Liang concentrating and looking thoughtful. (red cliff)

I've been holding onto this fic snippet since 2016 or 2018 and you could see it as a kind of prototype to Casts Shadows (obviously I didn't get very far).  The thing I think was holding me back was that I was trying to fit Xander into an 'exactly like Raidou the XIV' mould and it wasn't working in my brain.  It should be obvious that each Kuzunoha successor has a different take since the second game, because Nagi was definitely different from Geirin the XVII, but for some reason I got stuck.  I like that I didn't try to push it because I like the results better, but now that I'm finally giving up on this, I figure I might as well share what I have.
These are extra notes I had.  (one where Buffy finds this book about it and accidentally summons a Xander Raidou [though he’s Japanese] working out of William’s bookstore/detective agency. I might never make this one obvious, though. One where they’re all Kuzunoha. One where Buffy is Raidou and Giles is her supervisor.)


Main Points:
Buffy/Devil Summoner
Summary: faster to read
Word Count: 230
Rating: Gen

         Buffy sighs. Going on the weekend is a bit of a drag, majorly, but on the other hand she wouldn’t have time on a weekday and it’s difficult enough to get away from Giles’ watchful eye. If he protests, she’ll probably pout and mention the Crucimantium, and his own guilt might do the rest. Never mind what she told the others; she’s still shaken. Would Merrick have gone through with it? She definitely didn’t trust the Council after this. She thought she could trust Giles, but in some ways he still followed their orders blindly, and she doesn’t want to be caught unawares next time.
         Giles still refused to show her the Slayer Playbook or Rulebook or whatever they called it, but she has alternatives. Nice, shiny alternatives that Giles himself had sparked. Sure, she might not like research, but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t understand its value. If it can keep her prepared for anything else, she’s all for it. It’d be better if she could get someone else to do it, but with this particular topic she’s better off just keeping it to herself. For now.
         Unfortunately, this particular shopkeep is Asian and doesn’t quite speak the same brand of English. She does her best to muddle through with ‘speaking properly’, before the woman brightens at the mention of ‘demon slayer’ and hurriedly gestures her to follow her.

madimpossibledreamer: Eye from manga drawing. (edgeworth)
hopefully the whining media and donors haven't just cost the US a democracy.
okay yeah it's going well. still concerned, but no longer worried.

Main Points:
Persona 2/Persona 4 crossover (Broken Hero)
Chapter Summary:
faster to read
Word Count: 150
Rating: Teen
Pairing: background Katsuya/Maya

         Tatsuya had thought himself ready for Maya-nee’s arrival. As expected, she doesn’t ask any questions or bring any personal grudges to bear. Just like everyone else, she appears to have been crying a little, makeup hastily reapplied (and it seems she’s still relying on her former roommate to help her out there, because there are mistakes even an amateur like Tatsuya can spot). She is, however, beaming through the tears, and whether she’s actually happy his hand has been forced and he can no longer hide behind excuses or she’s putting on a brave smile, trying to get through this with positive thinking, is entirely unclear, but extremely admirable either way.
         He was not ready for her to simply hug him like a big sister would, and all of a sudden he finds himself crying uncontrollably on her shoulder as she gently lets him and his big brother watches helplessly.

madimpossibledreamer: Tatsuya holding a motorcycle helmet under his arm and looking at a swingset (tatsuya)

I realize this chapter is short. I was getting stuck trying to add description or whatever, but the next chapter is long enough for both and the chapter feels complete as is, so.


Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Assassin's Creed (Beginning's End)
Summary: faster to read
Word Count: 60
Rating: Teen
pre-Shaun/Xander

         “Hey, Orelia, what’s up?”
         “Willow’s coming soon. Just ask her.”
         “So you don’t know what’s going on either.”
         “I will skin you. Alive.”
         “All in one go? Willow did that once.”
         “...I hate you.”
         “So you really don’t have anything new.”
         “I assume someone’s already told you you have absolutely no sense of self-preservation, so no, I have absolutely nothing.”

madimpossibledreamer: Jotaro thinking 'yare yare daze' (yare yare daze)
Main Points:
Buffy/Devil May Cry/Resident Evil/Background NCIS Crossover (Hold My Heart) Dialoguefic
Chapter Summary: faster to read

Word Count: 30
Rating: Teen
Pairing: Leon/Xander

         “I, um. I guess I’m sleeping on the couch tonight?”
         “Are you kidding? I’m not letting you out of my sight. I’m clinging to you like a limpet.”
         “...Fair enough.”

madimpossibledreamer: Izanagi|Souji in full costume holding out a hand (persona 4)
Main Points:
Buffy/Devil May Cry/Resident Evil/Background NCIS Crossover (Hold My Heart)
Chapter Summary:
Ashley is kinda the opposite of okay, actually.
Word Count: 125
Rating: Teen
Pairing: Leon/Xander
Warnings: This chapter contains a very vague description of a migraine

         Most of Ashley’s existence is pain, right now. It’s hard to tell how long it’s been, but it feels like one or both grabbed her, like she’s on Leon’s couch right now.
         “Babe. What’s that.” She can’t even be mad at the cutesy nickname. It feels like she’ll never be warm again.
         The other—Redgrave, that’s it—sounds confused. “Oh, uh. Huh. That’s a thing that happened. You can bandage it in a bit. If I’m right, this is big, Leon. I don’t think it can wait.”
         Ashley’s head is killing her. She whimpers.
         “But she broke your hand.” She did what? It’s not like he has to shout.
         “It’ll heal.” It’s too flippant, and she half wants to scold him, but she’s out again.



madimpossibledreamer: Eye from manga drawing. (phoenix)

Teen!Klavi has a music channel and occasionally does coops with his best friend, Daryan. Apollo needs music for homeworking and stumbles across Klavier’s channel.


Main Points:
Ace Attorney
Summary: faster to read
Word Count: 55
Rating: Teen

         “The only reason he’s still watching your channel is he’s gay,” she pipes up, grinning.
         “Athena!”
         “Well, then,” and Klavier’s grinning from ear to ear and that’s really bad, “I suppose he saw the announcement video—I’m bisexual. And single.”
         “Go get ‘im, Polly,” his sister says and shoves him at an annoyingly hot German.

madimpossibledreamer: Tatsuya holding a motorcycle helmet under his arm and looking at a swingset (tatsuya)
Main Points:
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure/Buffy the Vampire Slayer (Stardust Legacy)
Summary: Buffy and Jotaro share a somewhat odd sense of humor.
Word Count: 55
Rating: Teen
Pairing: Referenced Buffy/Faith

         “Go to your room.”
         “You can’t tell me what to do; you’re not my dad!” They stare at each other awkwardly for a moment. “...Sorry, I got used to saying that to Giles.”
         “...Fine.” Jotaro leans forward. “Go to your girlfriend’s room.” Buffy can’t help but laugh at that.
         “You people are all very weird.”


madimpossibledreamer: Tatsuya holding a motorcycle helmet under his arm and looking at a swingset (innocent sin)
Main Points:
Buffy/Devil May Cry/Resident Evil/Background NCIS Crossover (Hold My Heart)
Chapter Summary:
Some of Leon's team are more supportive than others.
Word Count: 200
Rating: Teen
Pairing: Leon/Xander
Warnings: gay discrimination?  imperfect allyship?  Boren is trying but he has no clue of what he's doing

         Leon can tell when Boren finally comes around, because there’s a sticker with the words ‘Proud Monsterfucker’ sitting on his desk. When the guy comes to the break room for some coffee, he just raises an unimpressed eyebrow.
         “Hey, it’s accurate,” his squadmate protests, but claps him on the shoulder. “You don’t have to be ashamed of it.”
         He sighs. “Do you seriously have no sense of appropriate time and place?” He wouldn’t even mind, too much, except given what they work with that’s way too easy to misread and Boren knows it.
         “Nope,” the guy says cheerfully, even though they both know that’s a lie or at least three people would have been hounding Leon on the way up. “Special ordered that and everything.”
         That’s touching, in a very warped way. The agent decides to tuck it into the corner of the frame of the picture of himself and Xander on his desk—that way, it’s easy to put in his desk if there’s an inspection or something. He is absolutely going to go with the fact that Boren assumed that all relationships are sexual pretty quickly, or it’s really going to start bothering him how he even knows.

madimpossibledreamer: iron man flying (iron man)

This was supposed to be the last chapter and it was supposed to be much shorter & more loosely connected (in fact, it was supposed to be over by now!) but popular demand told me that I could just hit the ground running.


Main Points:
Assassin's Creed/The Secret World
Summary: Shaun actually manages to get his act together.  A little.
Word Count: 145
Rating: Teen

         Desmond is still standing there, a blank look on his face. Shaun sneers. “Say something, you twat.”
         “I, um.” He raises a hand to his lips, starting to smile a little now, looking a little goofy. “Sorry, that’s not something I realized was on the table.”
         He sounds...shy. In awe. And not too opposed to the idea, but he really needs to actually talk, directly. “I’m going to put you on the table,” he rumbles menacingly, only the Dragon…
         The Dragon smiles sweetly, eyes a little far away, and just responds with, “Yes, please.” At Rebecca’s snicker, he blushes prettily and ducks his head, embarrassed. “I mean, um. Later. Obviously. Right now we’ve got that tower to storm.”
         “Get buggered,” Shaun sneers bitterly as his fellow Templar seems to find this all hilarious.
         Rebecca is not intimidated. At all. “Still a lesbian,” she announces cheerfully.

madimpossibledreamer: Eye from manga drawing. (ace attorney)
Main Points:
Buffy/Devil May Cry/Resident Evil/Background NCIS Crossover (Hold My Heart)
Chapter Summary:
faster to read
Word Count: 45
Rating: Teen
Pairing: Leon/Xander

         “You could carry me.”
         “Don’t tempt me.”
         Xander glances at him, wry and serious and flirty but most of all exhausted. “No, I was being serious. I’m not sure how much longer I’ll stay upright and being in your arms is, well. I like it.”


A Bad Date

Feb. 26th, 2024 09:22 pm
madimpossibledreamer: red and black comic-booky picture of an original Jojo's Stand. (Stand)
Main Points:
Shadowed Suspicion, universe optional
Summary: Josie unfortunately has pretty bad luck when it comes to her love life.
Word Count: 145
Rating: Teen
Warnings: implications of creepy men

         The front door slams open. That’s not too unusual for Josephine; she tends to announce her arrival everywhere she goes. What’s less normal is that she doesn’t even have a word of greeting, bursting into a rant. “I don’t actually mind gentlemen, being polite and talking and generally getting to know you and showing respect that says ‘hey, I recognize that you’re an actual damn human being’. I get that you’re horny, and you have natural human drives. I can respect that. But we can’t all get what we want the second we want it, and we don’t have to act on thoughts when they pop in our heads. God, men need to just stop acting like such spoiled babies.”
         Koichi glances upstairs where she’s stormed. “I think you should probably be concerned.” He turns to look, but his friend’s already charging up the stairs.

madimpossibledreamer: Paper lanterns floating over a fleet of ships. (lanterns)
Main Points:
Assassin's Creed
Summary: faster to read
Word Count: 60
Rating: Teen

         “I wondered if you’d sleep with your shoes on.”
         “Drove you nuts, huh? Well, that was the point. They took me captive and spied on me in the shower, the least they can do is deal with muddy sneakers on their pristine white sheets.”
         “Hmm. I’d prefer you actually stabbing them, but as these things go, points for the effort.”

madimpossibledreamer: Zhuge Liang concentrating and looking thoughtful. (concentrating)
and a small snippet

Main Points:
Shadowed Suspicion, universe optional
Summary: faster to read
Word Count: 20
Rating: Teen
Warnings: implications of creepy men

         “She was leading me on!”
         “Yeah, I was. Totally. On purpose. If by ‘leading him on’ he means ‘me existing’.”

madimpossibledreamer: Jiraiya|Yosuke jumping and using a throwing star (jiraiya|yosuke)
Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Assassin's Creed (The Meddling Gene)
Summary: Buffy finally manages to get in touch with Xander.  She isn't very happy.  The Assassins are a little wary, too, but they'd rather have more information on him one way or the other.
Word Count: 290
Rating: Teen

         “Xander, are you kidnapped or aren’t you?” Buffy growls, and he laughs even as he shifts in the seat, awkward.
         “Yesn’t?” he offers weakly. “They were worried about Evil Corp tracking them down, and they’ve been very nice about it. They’re practically running a Bed & Breakfast out here.”
         She sighs, and he can guess the kind of migraine he’s giving her, but this, all of this? It’s important.
         “Look, seriously, I was for real kidnapped to start with, and Buff, they’re pretty much the Initiative 2.0, lab coats and attitudes and all. They’re working with Wolfram & Hart, and I thought they’d known about, y’know, Ancients and Giles’ whole spiel before, so I let it slip, and they absolutely hadn’t known before now. The countdown to possible apocalypsis and another Adam has begun.”
         He doesn’t even have to glance at Rebecca or Shaun to know they’re looking at each other and making extensive notes for purposes of later searching. Given that Sunnydale had a paranoid habit of physical records, which were then subsequently destroyed by not-so-natural disaster, he wishes them good luck.
         The even longer silence is deafening. And then Buffy speaks. “Xander, did you just hand me an evil conspiracy to stab? It’s not even my birthday.”
         He winces. Sounds like her love life is...well, on par with all of theirs, still. Maybe they really had jinxed themselves years ago. That, or she’d been really worried, but by this point they should probably expect this. He can’t stay out of trouble, and she’s got better things to worry about. “Nah, but maybe an early Christmas present—and what with my paranoid B&B, I don’t know that I’ll actually be able to go out and get you anything else.”

madimpossibledreamer: Eye from manga drawing. (edgeworth)
Main Points: Persona 4/Angel Crossover AU
Chapter Summary:
Gunn wasn't ready for this.
Word Count: 254
Rating: Teen

         Soon enough, he was all dressed up, and headed back down to the lobby, humming along with the songs playing and carrying his normal clothes in one hand. As usual, walking that slowly was utterly annoying, but he wasn't intending to put on a show of that kind today.
         And there was a new guy standing in the lobby with an axe, covered in a hissing purplish blood, staring at him. He didn't seem to be making any moves, so Yosuke tried to appear as nonthreatening and normal as possible. “Hey, sorry, I'm consulting.” A wink and a friendly smile should do the trick.
         “Did I walk in the wrong place? ‘Cause I’m pretty sure this is Angel Investigations…” Okay, friendly wasn't even doing it. This guy was really hard to please, seriously.
         “Yeah, no, you haven't seen the weirdness of this place and you work here? You must be pretty oblivious.” Guys, you should probably turn back with the Monster Fan Club Member of the Year Trophy. There's clearly been a mistake here.
         The guy nodded. Nothing to say to that, apparently.
         “Oh, hey, Gunn.” The pretty lady was back to words again. And she turned to him, and yep, she was talking again. Cool. “What's with the outfit? Not that I'm one to ask other people about a change of clothes, but…”
         “I'm going to do some Japanese magic to try to figure out that rock. No way a rock's winning.” At least she didn't mind a friendly smile. Or a wink.

madimpossibledreamer: Zhuge Liang concentrating and looking thoughtful. (red cliff)
Main Points: Persona 4/Angel Crossover AU
Chapter Summary:
Yosuke decides 'desperate measures' are required.
Word Count: 194
Rating: Teen

         A bunch of staring was getting him nowhere. And it might be a little dangerous, and reckless, and a bad idea, but it's not like he'd never had any of those before. He narrowed his eyes at the rock before getting up.
         If any rock thought it could outsmart him with its illusionyness, it thought wrong. He would beat this thing if he had to throw all of his power at it. Now, he thought he'd grabbed it, where was it…
         Aha!  Orange cottony fabric, just what he'd been looking for. They wouldn't mind if his stuff got all over the place. He'd put it back eventually, and they were kind of on a deadline after all. He headed out of the office and smiled apologetically at the pretty lady. "Sorry, is there somewhere to change?"
         She blinked, several times, and for a moment he wondered whether he'd managed to break her brain. Eventually, though, it restarted. "Uh, yeah, it's…" She pointed. A bit vague, but good enough.
         He grinned at her. "Thanks."
         She stared after him wordlessly. Bet that doesn't happen often. Not a bad record, if he had to say so himself.

madimpossibledreamer: Zhuge Liang concentrating and looking thoughtful. (concentrating)
Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Constantine|Hellblazer (Sideways Magick) & Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Iron Man Crossover (Self-Made Hero)
Summary: faster to read
Word Count: 100
Rating: Teen, with the warnings. because it wouldn't be constantine or hellblazer without the warnings
Warnings: general warnings for Constantine

         Knight steers mindlessly around the patron who comes out of the bar, but the voice that rings out into the night, smoke and sin condensing in the night air, couldn’t be addressing anyone else. “Like the look, mate. Very mediaeval-modern.”
         “Jesus,” he swears, because the man might be blond but that’s his face, if a step to the left.
         “Last thing I checked, I wasn’t the Second Coming, no,” Xander responds, amusement clear in his words. “Let me guess, trouble spillin’ over from another world, in which case, I only got one question for ya, handsome. How can I help?”

madimpossibledreamer: Tatsuya holding a motorcycle helmet under his arm and looking at a swingset (tatsuya)

I forgot I already mentioned W&H in a future part (i.e. this one).  I don't remember if this is entirely wrong or not but I got the feeling they also took on a few clients who were just scumbags when it suited their purposes and left them in the dark about the supernatural, and Abstergo would fit their portfolio perfectly.  (Although they'd probably be spying on them and trying to take Isu artifacts when they could get away with it too.)  If not...eh, it's a fanfic.


Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Assassin's Creed (The Meddling Gene)
Summary: Xander could take this opportunity to just slip away quietly and not deal with any of this, but he's taking responsibility for his own mistakes.
Word Count: 265
Rating: Teen

         “We can’t—” Lucy’s arguing, probably because he’s weird and he’s an unknown and that makes her uncomfortable.
         “He saved my life, or tried to. He’s blue, Lucy! We’re not just going to leave him here—” Desmond is arguing, and man, that’s sweet. Xander hadn’t even been trying to make a friend, just do the right thing. Although he’s trying to get his brain back from the music tangent, because he’s pretty sure that’s not what Desmond is talking about. Maybe something about that Eagle Vision thing they talked about.
         “I messed up,” he interrupts them both bluntly, shutting their argument up. Because no other ways around it, these guys did work with W&H, Lawyers of Evil, but they didn’t get the package with the pamphlet about demons, and they’d been far too interested in that for it to mean anything good. “I thought they’d already known about something, turns out they didn’t, and they’re going to do something bad with it. We don’t have the time to stand around here arguing, and like hell am I going to leave you to clean up my mess. Sure, they couldn’t get much of anything useful out of my DNA, but they’re working on it, and when they do, it’s bad news bears for everyone.” Sure, he could try to fix this on his own, with his own people, and it might even be faster, but he’s worried about the immediate consequences to these people, and yes, he cares. They’d still be in danger, still, sure, but not from demons and magic and they’re not ready.

madimpossibledreamer: Tatsuya holding a motorcycle helmet under his arm and looking at a swingset (bi king)
Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Assassin's Creed (The Meddling Gene)
Summary: Desmond's pretty sure Vidic is only letting them interact because he wants one of them to give something away.
Word Count: 145
Rating: Teen

         “Those aren’t my people,” Xander shrugs casually, like this doesn’t mean anything to him, though from the way he’s crowding in and watching with interest he does, actually, intensely.
         He sounds so detached that good Samaritan or no, Desmond would be tempted to call him a sociopath if not for the point where one of the Assassins gets shot and he closes his eye in recognition and sorrow. It’s quick, but he does care.
         “How can you be sure?” Desmond asks, just to be sure, and Xander grins at him goofily, something slightly hard and furious hiding in his eye. He wants revenge for people he doesn’t even know—which fits with him throwing himself into the middle of a war he had no stake in.
         “Not enough women, not enough medieval hardware. They’re for you, probably.” He sounds like he’s joking, but he’s serious.



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