Maya: *thinks*
Maya: Nick, you could be both a struggling artist and a struggling lawyer!
An omake to the earlier work, also in script-like form:
(Yosuke, teasingly)
I’ve noticed something, and I thought I’d look for some clarification. You use the word ‘asshole’ as an endearment sometimes. Is there some kind of pattern I should look for to figure out when you’re actually trying to use it as an insult?
(Aragaki, suffering)
What the hell are you still doing here?
Yosuke being depressed after Saki-senpai dies gets vaguely comedic. Presented here in script-like form:
Yosuke sprawls, uncaring of his fate and determined to waste away
Sanada starts making him a protein shake
(Sanada, determined)
I’m not losing anyone else.
Aragaki bursts through the wall
(Aragaki, angry)
You’re doing it all wrong, asshole.
Aragaki proceeds to whip up a feast in about an hour
(Aragaki, still angry)
That’s how you do it. Now Akihiko can get back to doing important things, like collections.
*points a threatening finger in Yosuke’s direction*
I still hate you, by the way, especially now that you’re being such a pathetic little bitch.
Aragaki leaves, Sanada and Hanamura staring after him in shock.
(Yosuke, faintly)
Thanks?
(Amagi, distantly)
Please tell me the Patriarch will pay for that wall. Hanamura can’t; he’s unemployed.
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