Prince of Persia: Sands of Time Game Review/Commentary 8

[madimpossibledreamer]

 

You didn’t have to grab there.  Then again, preemptive grabbing is probably the best strategy; this is true.  (Of ledges.  Not people.  On people that could be bad, unless they’re about to attack you, in which case, grab away.)

Awww, I’m just going to compla—not complain, be excited.  (Really, don’t know why I nearly said complain.)

Wait, that’s her Vizier?  Also her skin tone is…(I wouldn’t have even noticed it other than ‘she’s pretty’ if it didn’t keep changing.)  I don’t trust you, but I’m going to have you come with me anyway.

I am now fighting scarab beetles.  If you’re anything like me, you’ve probably had nightmares from the Mummy.

Also, I should maybe get food at some point.

Wait, we were in India?  Three?  Oh, the Vizier maybe?

Can I not get under there?  Am I too fat?  (Fat, no, dense maybe.  Do you remember how that table splintered?)  Oh, hang on, that’s not an entrance.  That’s not either.  *whispers*  Where am I supposed to go?  *normal voice* You know, I’m going to go get food.  I’m slightly hungry.  I’m just going to stand in the water.  Because that’s good for drinking it later.  I don’t even know.  I’m going to go get food.

I was just thinking about it.  Prince Yosuke could be very Prince of Persia.  Which would be cool.

*whispers* I don’t know where I am or where I’m going.  Now give me a drink.

Oh, hey, I must be going the right way, because there’s a cutscene.

There’s a bunch of crows….aaaand some gargoyles.  That’s normal.

I mean.  The Dagger of Time is very useful for such things.  (explaining why one might want one.)

Did I get an extra sand thing, just for that?  Because if it did, I’d be impressed.

You can tell how much I love wallrunning, because that’s my first instinct.  Always.  Can I wallrun this?  No?  Really? 

C’mon Scarab.  …I get nothing from you, do I?  That’s unfortunate.

Also, the palm trees are not evil.

Can I not climb the plant?  …I cannot climb a potted plant.  For whatever reason.

Someone laughing at me?  That’s creepy.  Seriously, someone is giggling at me.

Somehow I slow motion.  Did not mean to do that.  (still have not figured this out either.)

I could’ve grabbed that.  It was right there.

Stop laughing at me, Princess.  (swan dives right next to a water fountain into floor) I was right there, too.  (C’mon, Prince.  Just pull yourself up and drink that water.  Then walk it off.  No, okay.)

Yes, yes, evil birds.

Character wise, there are definitely similarities.

I’ll also point out that none of this was in the movie, but then, they weren’t here as much, but—Cutscene, tell me what to do.  I got to that point.  Tell me what to do after I get to that point.

The music barely had time to start.