Uncharted (Golden Abyss, I think): Demo Game Review/Commentary

[madimpossibledreamer]

I legit didn't label this, but based on some of the things I wrote below I'm fairly sure it's the Uncharted demo.  I'm a little harsh on it but I really didn't know what I was doing at that point.  Spoiler alert: I've played Prince of Persia at point of posting, so maybe I'll revisit it and see if I do any better.
Edit 5/26: Well, I revisited it and might post my talking about it.  summary: it wasn't the platforming that was the issue, it was the stupid fps during which lady I had to protect kept dying

(I asked for a challenge.  I got it.)

Well, that’s good, cause I JUST turned off the networking.

Don’t get me no options screen—

Okay.

Not catchy.

Chapter 4.  No context.  Great.

Kanji?

How do I do this?

Dante?  The Demon-slayer?  That guy?

Uh.  You wanna let go of that pipe, sir?

That was crap at telling me how to do anything.

Uh.  Okay.  Too frustrating.  Nope.

Interesting intro.

What’s what?

Creepy music.

Also, good atmosphere/visual design.

What?

No man?  What?

…DIO?  DO NOT TRUST.

You…look a little like Diego, honestly…

Luna.  You look like one of The Librarians.

Nice music.  It reminds me of Danganronpa which I don’t care for, though.

25**

Agricola #2

That could be taken out of context.

What, so the phone # when calling wasn’t a clue?

Triangle 9 RL 4 6

Diamond 8 LL 1

Star 6 RA 3 9

Circle 1 LA 2

That was pretty cool.  It also made me feel a bit dumb, but hey.

Dude is always grinning.  (oddly enough, after watching The Librarians Deal with the Devil episode…)

Why is playing with the curtains and the lights so fun?  We may never know

The dirty underwear?  Rly?

Yuri, I’ll always treasure…whatever.

I think something’s wrong with our TV.  You don’t need to watch EVERY episode of Dr Sexy, MD forty-seven times.

Yuri vs Yuri….

Uh.  Triangle crashed my game…

Certified expert on dream analysis?

Mom?  …NO?

Stalking into random houses.  Yes.

Wait  That’s a…uh.  DW dude.  …Uh.  The dwarf.  Zhang Fei?

 

Summary: HOW DO I PLATFORM?!? /frustrationquit  (I mean, I’ll have to figure it out eventually if I wanna play Assassin’s Creed or Prince of Persia, but still.  Argh.)