The Willow Tapes (Tapes 60, 27, 17, and 36)

[madimpossibledreamer]

forgot this didn't have to be in order for some reason
also i can testify that Yosuke has all the reason to be an ornery jerk (still should be better than, but seriously)
~dreamer~

Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer AU (Xander is an FBI Agent.  Universe is vaguely based on Normal Again.)
Summary: Xander and Alex like to keep Agent Rosenberg in the loop.
Word Count: 280
Rating: Gen

It’s Alex, but you probably know that from the accent.  Sorry, luv.  I do try to do what I can.  Along those lines…do you know whether they’ve had any success getting a replacement for Agent Kennedy?  She was never my favorite, but she kept me alive a lot longer than I reasonably should have been.  And it’s not like I’m lonely or alone with Xan here, but I…while he can watch my back, it’s a little different having a partner with a physical body.
Also I think the locals are starting to get a bit anxious every time I show up alone.  It’s like…if I have someone else there, they can convince everyone I just have some harmless eccentricities.

I’m sorry, Willow, but if I have to live through driving through Nebraska, so do you.  Just hope Alex takes over at some point because he actually knows how to sing.

Hello, Willow.  It’s been a while.  I’ve been told that I was possessed for all of ten days.  I don’t actually remember much of it, but apparently Alex and the demon were having a knockdown drag-out battle in my head.  It did kind of exhaust me, which is why I drove to the nearest motel, passed out, and have only just woken up again.  There are no nearby food establishments, which is why I need you to send several tons of coffee, holy water (with which to make said coffee), and sugary substances, hopefully within the next ten minutes.  *audible pause* You are a goddess, Willow, thank you.

Alex again.  We got turned into two wolves for a while.  Solved the case, but for certain, it was a little mental.