Employment with Benefits
Sep. 29th, 2017 11:26 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Iron Man Crossover (Self-Made Hero)
Summary: There are a lot of different Knight Innovations employees.
Word Count: 180
Rating: Gen
Buffy walks into the reception area and immediately feels sick. That’s…that’s Harmony and she’s a vampire. “Why are you here?”
“Oh, Buffy! KI has a better benefits package than Wolfram & Hart. And I’m engaged to a demon who enjoys blood drinking, so I’m completely human-free as of five weeks. I’ve been at this branch for three.” She shows off her flashy gigantic engagement ring, and the Slayer tries not to barf.
“That’s…terrifying,” she says by accident. She hadn’t been interested in the Cordette’s life before and she certainly isn’t now, other than the fact that this vampire is apparently following the rules and therefore not stakeable.
Harmony grins happily. “You can go right up. They’re expecting you,” she adds helpfully and points at the elevator, and Buffy thanks the PTB (making up for all their previous shit) and makes a mental note to lightly strangle Xander because he’d known all this when he was sending her to the LA branch and hadn’t thought to mention it. Or maybe he was playing a prank. With Xander, it’s hard to tell.