Font of Bad Ideas

Main Points:
Buffy/Yakuza AU (Slayer's Mad Whelp) Dialoguefic
Chapter Summary: faster to read
Word Count: 115
Rating: Teen

        “You’re in trouble, Xander.”
        “Always.”
        “Would you take this seriously?”
        “I am. Always.”
        “You gave Willow caffeine. You know that’s not allowed.”
        “I didn’t want to be lonely.”
        “You’re both on caffeine.”
        “Yeah, we were bored. It’s been too quiet, and yeah, maybe that’s a good thing, sorta, but it also means we’re bored.”
        “Giles. He’s your problem.”
        “Actually, Buffy, you’ll find it’s relatively easy—just throw a plenitude of baseballs at him.”
        “Are you talking about a dog or your son?”
        “Buffy!”
        “Nah, it’s…it’s cool. Neither of you meant it that way. But swingin’ a bat around’s a good way to blow off steam, even if I’m cracking balls and not heads. I’m game.”