Rebecca Ships It

Main Points:
Assassin's Creed kind of dashboard commentary?
Chapter Summary: faster to read
Word Count: 115
Rating: Teen
Pairing: Desmond/Shaun

rebecca knows, man. rebecca knows and has just been playing cool waiting for you both to tell her. she gets not bill but she can keep a secret and she thinks it’s sweet. she was starting to get impatient too. it's been weeks? she can't decide if she's more frustrated or amused or amazed? she's been trying more and more obvious hinting that IT'S COOL YOU TWO MAYBE BEING GAY. HAVE I MENTIONED I HAVE GAY FRIENDS? (THEY MIGHT HAPPEN TO BE YOU.) MAYBE IT’S EVEN COOL YOU TWO BEING GAY TOGETHER? and you two are so oblivious you had no idea. maybe different languages. smoke signals? semaphore? increasingly convoluted metaphor—no, that’ll never work.