House of Bad Ideas

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Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Constantine|Hellblazer
Summary: even faster to read
Word Count: 80
Rating: Teen, with the warnings. because it wouldn't be constantine or hellblazer without the warnings.  i say this but there actually aren't warnings for this one, apart from the implications, because this is actually how constantine operates.

        “Why are you still like this?” Buffy asks, and he smiles, leaning back casually.
        “I decided the easiest way to deal with my own problems was to summon bigger and badder mental demons that would gobble them all up.”
        “Xander,” Giles’ voice scolds from the direction of his office.  “There’s also the matter that he’s already broken at least one prophecy, a characteristic of the Laughing Magician.  One of the most basic rules of magic is ‘like calls to like’.”