Time is Relative

So I've been rewatching Classic Who and while I love the Twisting the Hellmouth Xander as Doctor (9 or 10 or unknown, usually) fics, I really like the idea of him as Five.  Because I think Five could help hold him back (most of the time; he could be as ruthless as Giles|Ripper sometimes) and put him on a more even keel.  Four would have him regenerating in no time because he'd just accentuate the reckless streak, and Six is one of the most selfish Doctors if you ignore MoffWho, which I do, generally, as a matter of principle.
I don't have a clue about the writing style this time.
As far as I know, this is going to be a one-shot.  That being said, now that i have said it a plotbunny will probably appear, because Murphy.

edit: because I forgot I put this in idle thoughts and it isn't going to post for forever and I beat myself to it writing-wise: i love the xander dresses as ten fics don't get me wrong i love it but you know what would be the absolute best is xander as five.  quiet, friendly, thoughtful.  it'd be good for him.

Main Points:
Buffy/Doctor Who/light Marvel
Chapter Summary: Nothing's normal following Halloween.
Word Count: 620
Rating: Teen

( seeking normal )