No Legends Today
Aug. 26th, 2021 11:59 pmCast of Characters: Miyamoto Suna (Xander), Matriarch of the Miyamoto-gumi, a Direct Family of the Amaya-kai
Miyamoto Cordelia (Cordy), Cordy-kun, as herself (and married to Suna as her 'husband'), Ani-san of the Miyamoto-gumi
Akiyama Yoko (Willow), Matriarch of the Akiyama-gumi, a Direct Family of the Amaya-kai
Natsukawa Renyo (Buffy), Chairwoman of the Amaya-kai
Kabuto Seara (Michael Czajak), Healer of the Miyamoto-gumi
Author's Notes: In this universe, Japan is a matriarchy. As such, -kun is used the same way -chan is in real life (in this case, an affectionate, informal way to refer to Cordy). Also, same-sex marriages are okay if one of the couple acts as the traditional (meek, subservient) husband. These two kind of toe the line there but they make it work.
It'll just be a short funny drabble, I said. Here we are.
It is so very Japanese to be like 'I'll shoot you or stab you as a gangster but at least I'll be polite and wear a mask so as not to get you sick'. Seriously, the number of yakuza you fight in RGG games wearing masks > 0.
Somehow a parallel to the Thanksgiving episode popped in. Honestly, both Cordy and Anya seem like the types to threaten to sit on someone. (not like it happened in the episode, but if he'd been a little more insisting about it, I could totally see it.) Also funny: Usual Xander: "I'm tired being the universe's butt-monkey!" Miyamoto: "Ah, a Tuesday. It can't be helped."
more background notes
Main Points:
Buffy/Yakuza AU (Bloody Petals)
Chapter Summary: Cordy insists Miyamoto isn't working today.
Word Count: 905
Rating: Teen
Warnings: This is a sickfic. Also, lots of swearing for this one. And one innuendo.
Miyamoto Cordelia (Cordy), Cordy-kun, as herself (and married to Suna as her 'husband'), Ani-san of the Miyamoto-gumi
Akiyama Yoko (Willow), Matriarch of the Akiyama-gumi, a Direct Family of the Amaya-kai
Natsukawa Renyo (Buffy), Chairwoman of the Amaya-kai
Kabuto Seara (Michael Czajak), Healer of the Miyamoto-gumi
Author's Notes: In this universe, Japan is a matriarchy. As such, -kun is used the same way -chan is in real life (in this case, an affectionate, informal way to refer to Cordy). Also, same-sex marriages are okay if one of the couple acts as the traditional (meek, subservient) husband. These two kind of toe the line there but they make it work.
It'll just be a short funny drabble, I said. Here we are.
It is so very Japanese to be like 'I'll shoot you or stab you as a gangster but at least I'll be polite and wear a mask so as not to get you sick'. Seriously, the number of yakuza you fight in RGG games wearing masks > 0.
Somehow a parallel to the Thanksgiving episode popped in. Honestly, both Cordy and Anya seem like the types to threaten to sit on someone. (not like it happened in the episode, but if he'd been a little more insisting about it, I could totally see it.) Also funny: Usual Xander: "I'm tired being the universe's butt-monkey!" Miyamoto: "Ah, a Tuesday. It can't be helped."
more background notes
Main Points:
Buffy/Yakuza AU (Bloody Petals)
Chapter Summary: Cordy insists Miyamoto isn't working today.
Word Count: 905
Rating: Teen
Warnings: This is a sickfic. Also, lots of swearing for this one. And one innuendo.
( even Matriarchs need to take a break )