Puns With Bite

I wanna get through these drabbles.
~Dreamer~

Main Points:
Buffy/Yakuza AU
Chapter Summary: faster to read
Word Count: 50
Rating: Gen

         “Are you a vampire?”
         He knows that the laughter’s scaring the guy, but he can’t help the chuckle, eventually answering as he wipes a tear from his eye.  “Naw, no fangs here,” then continues on impulse.  “Fangs for askin’.”  Winking with only one eye is strange.  He does it anyway.