Star Trek The Next Generation: When the Bough Breaks (First Watch: S1E16)

Death/injury count: well, an entire civilization is dying, but.

“Everyone needs an understanding of basic calculus, whether they like it or not.”

Atlantis, you say.

That’s really awkward.

Do orphanages no longer exist?

This is such a fairy tale.

Seriously, you might find they’re not so malleable as you think.

You just sold your soul, lady.

Or, you know, as difficult as possible.

Clever.

Things are only possible until they’re not.  (accurate.)

You have an oceanographer on your ship??

OZONE

Passive resistance!  Gandhi.

You realize I’m going to do this until you pick me up.

It’s time for the first episode of Picard vs a Computer.

(also I’ve been wondering all episode is that a stuffed tribble?)

That little girl will be an enormous prankster when she grows up.