Star Trek The Next Generation: 11001001 (First Watch: S1E14)

Death/injury count:

Non-artificial gravity?

What’s with the Star Wars music?

Reading.

Are aliens always evil?

WORF YOU GO AND YOU WIN THAT GAME OF PAINTBALL.

I think he’s always had one, sort of.

That wasn’t funny.

…why did you stare at her butt for two seconds?

Okay, this is the first time, besides that hologram episode, that you’ve really shown a personality, Dr. Crusher.

RIGHT THE PROBE FOLLOW UP YES

Riker-jazz, new orleans, trombone.

Riker, staring at hologram girl.

As he sells fertility pills.

Are you trapping him again?

I like the way they talk.

Hey, someone can play an instrument.  Well done.  (though I don’t think he knew how before that because that face is not something you really should be doing.)

That’s a really weird way to dance, Riker.

*can’t breathe as the thought she’s inviting him to a threesome occurs to me, dies laughing*

Data is actually worried.

More transporters exist.

Forty-one…is that long enough to get to the trans—okay, apparently it is.

Cameraman, your hand is unsteady.

Picard doesn’t dance.

Taking back over the ship.

Minuet is the file.

Okay, no.

(Picard reads code.)

Under control, aside from, you know, the whole my oven is losing its mind.  Scuse me guys.

Notice the “I get a lot of action” Riker said “love”.  (so far he’s fine.  I’m guessing that will change as we see more/as he changes.)