Star Trek: The Mark of Gideon (First Watch: S3E16)

He’s Dead, Jim (Death/injury count): bruised arm? Kirk + 2 gideons fistfight. Neck pinch + punched.

*plays Crusade opening*

Paradise, sir?  Like you’ve ever really cared for one.

Well that’s creepy

Those are actual tears in his eyes but then I expect he has nightmares about this.

I have the feeling they did this on purpose.

That’s an angry spock.

He’s like “another person!!”

Someone else fighting their fears.  Somehow.

BUREAUCRACY LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

That sounds like x-files, captain.

YOU RECOGNIZE A QUADRANT BY SIGHT??!?

They’re actually attempting to cause an incident.  They’re trying to taunt them.  Why??

“of course it does”… (pride in ship)

Space isn’t really peaceful, thanks bonesy

Is he trying to seduce her to get answers?

What d’ya mean, no longer exists???

Those faces?  I’m calling it now, this is the Truman Show.

I made an undignified kind of noise when he said you wouldn’t be able to hear a storm in space

Do they live in isolated bubbles and any exposure to germs is deadly??

…are they using him to introduce sickness so they can kill off the excess of their population?

That’s a messed up question.

Meningitis?  You brought him because Meningitis—that’s really painful.

Order?  Bones would volunteer.

Are you thinking it’s another mirror mirror sorta deal?

Is this life??  Is that, out there, life??

(kirk is pro-choice.  Ya!  Well, insofar as “You love life, you can’t interfere with birth, but you can definitely insist on death.  That’s not hypocritical at all.”)

THEN SPREAD OUT TO DIFFERENT PLANETS!!

Kirk is 9900% unimpressed with your bs.

You’re a scientist.

You lot are nuts. 

Seriously you could come on the ship with us.  The real ship.

Yes he is.

“I deceived you” yeah, it’s okay.

I’m not happy with the ending of that one.  They could’ve provided, I dunno, ships for them to live on.  Plans for ships to make.  Something.  There’s better ways than killing people especially with meningitis.  Also, seriously, it wouldn’t take meningitis if they have no resistance; the common cold would kill them.