Star Trek: I, Mudd (First Watch: S2E8)

Death/hurt count: 1 yellow shirt smacked, maybe dead.  No, not dead.  1 red shirt smacked, three-four red shirts (including Scotty) knocked out/hurt.  Blue shirt controlled—uh, no, actual android.

The two roll eyes at each other.

Okay, yeah, you did manage to tick him off.

Saboteur?

That sounded like Roy (Roe?) was an android.

You’re not speaking normally.

Controlled?

Wait, is that the Mudd that…

You could partially read an android with mind meld?  More robot = life.

I’m amused by everyone just trying to figure out how to walk around the android.

“I must say that is a gracious invitation.”  Flat sarcasm.

No equivalent of ‘please’ but used by humans.

(No Bones “I told you so”)

Alien geisha robots?

Jamie?

Uhm.  Why.

Yeah, you were creepy.

“Oh, I find that shocking.” Bones sarcasm.

Kirk’s translations.

Ran out of things to do?

Ood?

Kirk mocking their speech pattern.

Spock trolling Kirk again.

Oh, shut up, she’s pretty enough as she is.

Yeah, stubborn.

You don’t put my crew or ship in danger!

How will they catch you?  When your dilithium runs out and you need more, they’re fast enough to catch you.

Chekov, Lord of All.

Make us a copy of the Enterprise.

Chekov is flirting and probably going to get it on with androids.

He’s never going to be happy.  He doesn’t trust paradise.

Bones did look at the android psychology.

“We prefer to help ourselves.  We make mistakes, but we’re only human.” –Kirk

Use massive illogic!  Niiice.

I have the feeling he’s the goofball who keeps appearing.

I’m not sure whether that was actually on—

Yep.  Good job Uhura.

Wonderland, huh? *laughs*

You guys are enjoying yourselves.

Neck pinch does not work on android.

Well, if nothing else, I am sure Spock’s made a lot of study of logic puzzles.

Overacting here, makes sense.

Dig in the stomach.

Scotty’s “coming back to life”.

Didn’t you make a mistake?  How are you going to get on board??  The androids on board are out.  They can’t transport you up.

Kirk, you absolute fink.

Everyone’s grinning, but Scotty?  Scotty’s just grinning from ear to ear.  There’s the touch of the cruel about you.