Star Trek: This Side of Paradise (First Watch: E24)

Death count: Your…entire ship is fighting each other down there.

*plays the song by the same name*

Are you seeing this?  I can’t tell if I’m seeing this.

“Gentlemen, we’re debating in a vacuum.  Let’s go get some answers.” –Kirk (good point.  Can’t make conclusions without facts.)

Falling in love with Spock, huh?  Oh, huh, an old friend, huh?

Luddites, huh?

Heh, Sulu’s a city boy, huh?

I’m kinda against the whole ‘against someone’s will’ thing.

That’s called a ‘milk puzzle’, Kirk.

Also, how does pollination occur?

You realize that’s practically a date rape drug.

That’s because you’re not half Vulcan, you moron.

I don’t like the idea of belonging to anybody.

Dragons exist in the world.  Nice.

That’s a really weird outfit, Spock.

McCoy looks oddly pale.

What do you mean?  Communicators have location data built in.  That’s how they use them for beaming up.

No, you’re not hallucinating.  That’s a wild Vulcan laughing.

Wherever you are, Sulu.

Wait, was.  Was Kirk actually immune?  How?

McCoy’s accent is so much more pronounced.

How long until the spores germinate in the body?

Kirk is just.  He looks so lonely.  But he’s not wrong about the need for challenge.

Seriously, why is he immune?  And I’m not buying it.  His acting skills are second to none, especially for his ship.  Paradise doesn’t have The Enterprise, and he’s not happy without his lady.

Good job, smacking things.

You look like you’re high, or something.

Yeah, your counterpart figured that out when he got strangled.

This has been I fail at insults with Kirk.  I’m seriously sitting here and laughing.  Spock’s not, though.

“Believe me, Spock, it was painful,” *winces* “…in more ways than one.”

“Striking a fellow officer is a court martial offense.” –Spock “Well, if we’re both in the brig, then who’s gonna build a subsonic transmitter?” –Kirk  “That is…quite logical.” –Spock

…oh no, there’s something wrong with the DVD…

I have to skip through McCoy talking to the lady. 

“I have a responsibility to this ship and to that man on the bridge.” –Spock (is that when the shippers started coming out?)

Mind, no.  But I cannot reciprocate.

A doctor does know where to hit, how to hurt.

This is Kirk’s paradise, though.

For the first time in your life, you were happy??  Um.  Well. That’s.  awkward?  I’m gonna pretend I didn’t hear that?

Post-notes: There are two songs of the same name??