Star Trek: What Are Little Girls Made Of? (First Watch: E7)

Death Count: Red Shirt Mathews is the first red shirt to die on Star Trek.  RIP.  Rayborn is the second red shirt to (probably) die (yes.).  …dead robot.  All androids actually.

Who’s alive? (Doctor Corby.  May or may not.)

Kirk actually found the man who revolutionized recent vaccines worth meeting? 😉

Is that.  is that a giant satellite dish on the front of the Enterprise.

Or something with his voice.  (…is that.  Is that Chapel.  Is she engaged to the doc—wait.  Just a few episodes ago she was flirting with Spock and then she asked if he’d ever been engaged.  Continued awkward.  It is.  Continue the awkward.)

Actually, there’s a gold shirt, blue shirt, and red shirt in the party.  Coverin’ all yo bases.

There’s a.  There’s a Technomage sneaking around.  That’s.

Yeah, I heard you the first time.  Doesn’t make me feel any better about a member of my crew being dead.  (I like that they set up the danger of the fall.  Foreshadowing.  Underutilized today, really.)

You just turned your back on the camera.  Unhelpful.

There is one thing, though.  There is no way you could get me to wear a dress in Starfleet if I was a girl.

Andrea’s creepy.  With a weird dress.

That was an almost dizzying camera turn.  Maybe to heighten tension/suspense/freak out?

He’s cool with people kissing.  People being happy makes him happy.

Gun?

Won’t be harmed?  As you point out, people have already been harmed!

Stealing voices??

You should never meet your heroes, man.  Especially when you later have to strangle them.

“Doctor, do I really need to be a prisoner to be convinced?”  Good point.

Old Ones?  KILL NOW, SANITY CHECK LATER.

She’s a doctor, it’s her job to be concerned.

Because she’s jealous, duuuh.

Mechanical geisha?  When did we get into Ghost in the Shell?

Did you just android kirk.  Oh, no, you got him naked.  Good.  He legit has no clothes on.  And there’s the Android Kirk, also naked.  Awkward.

Replace???  Uh-oh.

Why are you yelling at Spock?  Is that your mantra?  Why is that your mantra??

No, it’s not appealing, it’s just colorful.

Unless he’s an android too?  He might not even know.

Sam.  😊

You say unimportant.  I say “worse than a Vulcan no emotion.”

For all he’s a good logician, he goes with his heart.

I swear he just “fell” for the trap on purpose.

Yes, he did, but he didn’t count on its superior strength.

Kirk also has awesome boots and I want them.

Android vs Vulcan logic-off.

Ohhhhhhhh it was a ‘I’m in trouble’ phrase.  He did it on purpose, that little beautiful weasel.

Okay, why a bigger kiss?  Why are you making out with an android?  Wait, are you.  Are you trying to overload her systems?

Okay, it kinda worked, but then it’s the golem.

And now he’s trying to overload the golem.

Man.

…Oh okay.  The TITANs killed the Old Ones.

And there goes Frankenstein’s monster.

It was a jolly good try.

He is an android and didn’t know it.

Okay, he sleeved into a metal morph.

(Sorry, Christine, we’re not in the right age for all those messy equations to have been solved yet.)

Okay, Andrea wants a kiss.  Programming through action.  Genius.  (well, Pavlov, at any rate.)

…I don’t know who pushed the button.

Didn’t like “half-breed” because it’s unsophisticated.  Right.