The Dangers of Hydrogen Monoxide

Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Iron Man Crossover (Self-Made Hero)
Summary: faster to read
Word Count: 88
Rating: Gen

          “She’s the futurist.  I’m just her pet engineer.  She just doesn’t want to get her hands dirty,” Xander says, smirking.
          Kris rolls her eyes.  “Especially when you’ve been working with toxic chemicals and forgot to wash your hands again?  I’d say that was pretty accurate.”
          He looks panicked again, kissing her on the cheek distractedly and fleeing the room.  It takes all of five minutes before Buffy hears, “Hey, I was working with water today!”
          “Still a toxic chemical with a high enough dose,” Kris calls back sweetly.