Rule Number Three

Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer/NCIS crossover
Summary: Better done by tags and story (it's a drabble!  a short one!)
Word Count: 70
Rating: Gen

            Never be unreachable.

            “Okay.  That one.  Actually, that one’s kind of an unofficial rule with the Scoobies.  There’s ‘I’m not kidnapped check-in’ days, and if you miss one, expect a load of dangerous-as-Gibbs hungry, pissed off teenage girls.  And if you’re actually fine and not kidnapped, they’ll take that aggression out on you instead of the offender.  It’s not pretty.”