This Was Not What I Was Expecting

(...and for the record, I finished the Story Mode a week after it came out.  While I had three tests that week.  ...Yeah, I don't get my life either.)

Gossip about Yu!
…shades of ISO here.
Countless visitors huh?
“I knew him as” so he’s Souji elsewhere, huh?
I like this Velvet Room.
What does disco have to do with me, though?  Is my soul disco-shaped?
I made it through the opening!  Yes!  (…weren’t there no options?)  Shhh!  Let me enjoy my victory!
…man, if she wasn’t a Seal I’d say that was Shiomi.
Heh.  Yu is totally awkward.
…I can’t help it.  Composed is what I do.
…uh.  Well.  Good for you, Tamami…
Oh, by the way, Inoue.  I’m not her fiancé.
I’m uncomfortable with your bra showing, Rise.  I know what you’re up to, but really, as a gentleman I don’t want to stare.  That’s just rude.
So.  Do they do a celebrity cooking show, too?
(….I think I’m severely innocent given the subject matter.  Man.  Of course, it took me a while to realize this...)
Well, we’ve all been working at this.
Yosuke to the rescue! :D
…Uh.  Why do you look unhappy?
Aww.  He’s blushing.
(Also I am grinning so hard right now.  Just answering a phone call from Yosuke.)
Yosuke’s a great dancer.  I knew it.
…Hopefully, so is Yosuke.  You didn’t hurt him too bad, did you?
…Uh.  Teddie.  When did you propose to me?  I missed that.  I also missed the part where I accepted.
…Don’t put all the pressure on me!
Hang on.  Who.  What.  Headphones.  What.  Are these a gift from Yosuke?  They seem to match…
You are.  But I like you anyway.
My detective instincts are tingling.
…I’m sorry.  I am so, so sorry.
I’m the sorry one.  Are you…do you have concussion?
…Uh.
…Uh.  Is this a racy metaphor?  Should I be scared?
Do you speak to them?
I’m with Naoto’s face.  That is my face.
…I’m a little disturbed, not going to lie.
See, there are points I don’t like Rise.  And then there’s this.