Teasing Yosuke

I finally watched Star Trek: Into Darkness.  ...It wasn't what I hoped it'd be.
I'd also worry about myself given my Souji is prone to wanting to hit Yosuke over the head, and then I remember what prompted me/him to think that.  i.e. Yosuke is being an idiot boy.  And then it all makes sense again.

Naoto…why did you give me a stimulant?
Yeah, you’re pretty cool, Yosuke.
Teddie, we’ve talked about this.  Stop trying to score with Kanji.  He doesn’t appreciate it.
Well, you are the type to notice you’re hungry, Chie.
“No!  I…uh…Souji, help me out.”
“He’d only want me there with him.”
“That’s r—wait, no!  You’ve got it all wrong!”
“That’s just because you wouldn’t want the chance of anyone walking in on you two.”
Stop.  Rise.  Yosuke.  Stop flirting and…You’re teasing me, aren’t you.  Jerks.
He doesn’t mean what you think he means, guys, get your heads out of the gutter.
Ghost stories?  …Well, that would be the first thing you’d think of.
Yosuke.  Stop it.  Chie’s next to you.  If I asked and Yukiko was next to you, all you’d get is a slap.  Chie’s likely to kick you in sensitive places.
And deafening the rest of us.
I did read a book called 100 Ghost Stories.
You could kick any ghost.  Problem solved.
Uh.  Yosuke.  Have you ever met Junpei?
There are multiple reasons I didn’t care for my janitor job.
I’ll go check it out.  Yosuke, you’re with me.
Or it’s Teddie.  It could be Teddie.
“Oh, it’s okay.  Igor won’t harm you.”
“D-dude, a name like Igor?  You’re twisted, man.”
>Somehow in the dark, Yosuke’s hand found yours.
Goodbye, Teddie.  Nice knowing ya.
“Oh.  We were not up.  For…reasons.”
“Damn it, Souji, your denial’s just even more suspicious, and…you’re blushing.  You don’t…partner.  Geez.”
…thanks Chie.  For approving of me & Yosuke.
We all approve, Kanji.  Moving on.
Thanks Yosuke.
Okay.  I’m close enough I can hit the back of your head myself.