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Early mornings...no...motivation...must...write...sometime...this summer...

I’m the only one paying attention to Yosuke.  Everyone else is watching Teddie & Rise cry.
Did you run this ingredient list by your chef?...
Like that’ll stop them.
Yosuke is sitting right next to me.  It’s so cute.
“I’m glad I die with you at my side, Yosuke.”
Kanji, on Man vs Food.
Kanji, saving young kids from food.
Good job, Naoto.  Also, Yukiko, I think this means you’re improving.
“Does it actually taste like something?”
Yukiko…your confidence.  Really.
Baking and cooking are different categories.  *everyone stares at Souji*
…Out of…five?  3/5?
Hey, third time’s the charm.
“I *can* tickle you to confirm you’re awake, Yosuke.”
“H-huh?  I’ll pass!  Geez!”
…Dojima is skeptical.
…I’ve been telling you… *sigh*
…I don’t have a choice…
“I’ll stay…in your hearts.”  Because he’s a goof.
Kanji is not impressed.
Nah, I’m a sa—hey, Yosuke, don’t get any funny ideas…
Aww, he’s worried about me.
Detective’s intuition?
Oh, hey, it’s raining.  Guardian maybe?
Kanji can cook.  …I suspected as much.  He & Naoto-kun might even be self-sufficient.
Wha?  Oh.  Hole in the school fence, huh.
That’s a big word for someone so adorable.  (yes, I'm quoting in an appropriate situation)
Is this an AU with the group date café?
Sounds like, yeah.
…Teddie does have a crush on Souji.
The walking statue is a P2 reference, huh.
Naoto’s interested in the school’s urban legend.
Actually, they *do* glow.  It’s really creepy.  (Mozart’s eyes, music room)
That didn’t turn out so well, Teddie…remember Hanako?
Nope, I can’t fish.  I have to sit in my room for hours waiting for midnight.  Staring at the walls.  My very interesting walls.  My ceiling.  I'm so bored I'm slumping out of the couch and dying.  Hey, maybe I should call Yosuke to deal with this unending boredom.  Am I really ADD, and not being able to sit still isn't normal?  Well, it's not so much the sitting still part.  It's the doing nothing part.  I can't even fold envelopes or read a book?  What is this tyranny?  Listening to voices in my head telling me to do things probably wouldn't be normal if I didn't have a Persona.
What’s up with your voice, Yosuke?
…gooood question.
Yosuke’s voice sounds weird.
He changed up his texting & is spelling things correctly & using full sentences…
Text back to Yosuke: “Are you trying to get me drunk? ;)”
That was FAST
That voice actor can READ JAPANESE UNFLINCHINGLY.  Kanji’s is awesome.
….I’m not a bear…
…Teddie.  I am dating Yosuke.  And you guys came out for Christmas Eve.  Shut.  Up.  Now.
Kanji.  Hit both of them.
Naoto.  I like your outfit.  Oddly, Yosuke’s is worse than normal.  Yukiko, as always, knows how to dress.
Teddie’s VA, on the other hand, does not know how to pronounce stuff.
Ouch, Yukiko.  I mean, I’m dating Yosuke.  Still.
Souji’s grinning and staring at Yosuke.
…Huh?  You’re not a pain!  Where is this coming from?
Dojima’s like “you’ve changed”
DOJIMA FEELS NO COLD HE IS ICEMAN
Uh-oh NOT WITCH DETECTIVE :)
Your stalker lady isn’t here, Naoto.  Luckily for you.
I’m being guide for the Tough Girl.
Yosuke, you’re being so responsible.  You’ve really thought about this.
Well I was…kind of hoping you’d agree to stay with him…
Yosuke notices Souji’s cold.  (death coma & resurrection time?)
Well, he notices something, but dismisses it, & then “Y-Y-Y-osuke!  S-something’s wrong with Sensei!”
Okay, he passed out.
…But…my friends…
? :( No, it’s not.  Goodbye isn’t…I don’t want….
Okay, I have to say, this is a little heavy for someone who just threw up.  (Remember when I posted the thing about 'clearly the thing to do when you're sick is play vidjagames?  This was where I was.  Yikes.  That's forever ago, forever being sometime actually in last semester)
Yosuke was the first one to my side.  Then Chie & Yukiko came together.
Teddie has been sleeping with me?
Aww, Yosuke was worried about me.
“Nurse Yosuke…you’re so much prettier than Saeko anyway.”