Ohh ow this hurts
So I was thinking about ‘normal’ abuse things after thinking about Rukh, because he’s obviously learned that noise is dangerous, and went ‘oh no, that could definitely be a thing with Desmond too’.
Because with an Assassin born into the fold, you’d want them to learn to be silent until it was second nature, right? And Bill being Bill, the way this would be implemented would be through punishment. So a kid gets too loud because they’re excited? Punished. Cry because you’re hurt? Punished. Accidentally step on the noisy floorboard in the morning because you’re tired? Punished.

Main Points:
Ace Attorney Soulmate AU
Chapter Summary: Edgeworth has another loose end to address.
Word Count: 870
Rating: Teen
Pairing: pre-Wright/Edgeworth
Spoilers: Mainly for the second game, but given that the other parts have spoilers for the first and third games as well...
Warnings: References to self-harm/suicidal thoughts. As always if you need help please seek it!

( in service )

Main Points:
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure/Buffy the Vampire Slayer AU
Chapter Summary: Buffy deals with some of the things they found in Rush's lab.
Word Count: 1307
Note: HERE THERE PROBABLY BE BUFFY/JJBA SPOILERS
Warning: more body horror

 

( Chapter 378: Cygnus X-1 )

 

Andrew briefly considered buying Xander a pack of smokes and went ‘that’s not going to help’.

Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Constantine|Hellblazer
Summary: Living and surviving are two different things.
Word Count: 1515
Rating: Teen, with the warnings. because it wouldn't be constantine or hellblazer without the warnings
Warnings: general Constantine warnings, including but not limited to survivor's guilt, Xander's self-hatred and self-destructive tendencies, public restroom horror (kinda akin to the Justice League Dark movie scene if you've seen it), blasphemy, implied rape and/or murder, potentially unhealthy attitudes toward sex

 

( i kinda hope this isn't how it's supposed to be )

 

Started writing this part and then realized oh yeah this is from Travis’ PoV that would be weird if I switched. Travis, it appears, has only been waiting for an audience. For all his vampiric stamina, Spike has passed out, so is therefore just as useless as the interactive response Travis prefers. That, or he’s simply pretending as to not draw attention to himself. Travis starts up as soon as he notices Blake is, once again, conscious.

Main Points:
Buffy/Blake's 7 (Place in the Universe)
Chapter Summary: Travis puts his own plan in motion.
Word Count: 795
Rating: Teen
Warnings: vague on-screen torture

 

( -fifteen- )

 

I looked up the shortened form of usual, because it’s totally a word Danny would use. There is no normal spelling and they all look weird. I think yoozh looks the least weird. Then I ended up editing it out of his dialogue. Normal writer things.
We’re getting into the history of the area and why it’s so cursed, so this is your warning: suicide, multiple tragic deaths and murders.  And, uh.  This is, like.  75% of it.  10% is an elaboration on some of the points that are already present.

Main Points: Assassin's Creed/The Secret World
Summary: Danny fills Desmond in on some of the island's worst tragedies.
Word Count: 2671
Rating: Teen

 

( kill it with fire )

 

Main Points:
Ace Attorney Soulmate AU
Chapter Summary: Phoenix is doing a little better, knowing that Miles is actually alive.  That's not saying much.
Word Count: 930
Rating: Teen
Pairing: pre-Wright/Edgeworth
Spoilers: The entirety of the first game and some pretty important spoilers for the second and third

 

( and Franziska still kind of hates him )

 

Main Points: Persona 4 Playthrough Unbreakable Ties, Second Person
Chapter Summary: Rise starts a conversation.  That was possibly unwise.
Word Count: 335
Rating: T
warning: not in much more detail than this warning, but body fluids and public restrooms

 

( some conversations are dangerous )

 

I love this game even years later; the eldritch horror was top tier.  But this bothered me, too.  (Someone I knew in college was a big fan of these types of commercials.  I just don't get it, man.)

Main Points: Persona 4 Playthrough Unbreakable Ties, Second Person
Chapter Summary: One particular thought won't let Souji relax after the end, even when he's trying to wind down after the festival.
Word Count: 360
Rating: T
warning: discussion of cannibalism.  Spoilers are mild?

 

( it didn't work on Souji )

 

Main Points:

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure/Buffy the Vampire Slayer AU
Chapter Summary: Willow, Jotaro, and Kakyoin are trapped and need to think of a way out of the situation.  Fast.
Word Count: 1196

Rating: Teen
Note: HERE THERE PROBABLY BE BUFFY/JJBA SPOILERS
warnings: canon-typical body horror ahoy (moreso jojo’s, though Buffy has its share of body horror too)

( Chapter 343: Got the Message Now )