madimpossibledreamer

Wallrun here? Yeah. This one is undamaged, so it should be fine. {roommate}

Okay. {roommate} Now what? Um. Can you look down, or? {roommate} No, I’m trying. Okay. {roommate}

Well, my guess is… {roommate} I love how that’s boarded up. Yeah. {roommate}

Okay. Where do I go now? “Wallrun to a leap.” Do you remember that? {roommate} Not…especially…oh wait, is it saying that I have to…? You have to run and jump to the boards, I think. {roommate} Oh, okay. I think I can do that. *scream* Or not. *laughs* He bonked his head.

That’s not what happened. [Prince] I don’t think I wallran far enough.

Oh. Oh, there we go. {roommate} A column that totally blended in with everything and I couldn’t see it. Hello there. {roommate}

What am I supposed to do here? Uh. {roommate} I can’t even change the angle. I’m going to guess you jump toward this gazebo, or that thing. {roommate} Apparently yes. Thank you.

Climb that. {roommate} Glom. Jump backwards. All right. Rotate and try to jump up to that. {roommate}

Can I try to go around…no, I can only go this way. Hmm. I am confused. Oh, wait, there’s a ladder over there, so I have to be going this way. Right. I— {roommate} Oh. I wonder if I…No, I can’t go around this side. Rotate around this side and jump up? {roommate} See, that way I’ll just go back that way. Um. I’ll try it.

Ooh. I thought I was having to go that way, but no. Right. Jump to the ladder… {roommate}

This is probably another wallrun and jump. Good instinct. {roommate}

Oh look. It’s the lady that took that thing that did magic to get past the…looks like I was going to fall. Thank you for taking care of those guys for the Prince, because Generals are sucky. Thank you for taking care of them in the cutscene. {roommate}

That—that’s kind of painful. Grab her on her hand, you moron. Farah, no! [Prince[ I guess that’s the equivalent of the scene from the movie?

Grab the hand, Elsa! Grab the hand! {roommate} I can’t hold you! Much longer!

Hey, you got your dagger back, bro. {roommate} You did. Plus you got a cool new sword. Hey, don’t look at me like that! You have your dagger. {roommate}

Oh, shoot. I hate these guys. Ow. Why are there four Generals. Oh…I have no Sands. She used all the Sands to...how? What a jerk. {roommate}

Wrong guy, Prince. You were supposed to…you’re gonna get us killed. Nice going, Mr. Prince. {roommate} That didn’t happen. [Prince] No, I’m pretty sure your girlfriend did indeed die. {roommate}

Wait, what was the other button? …Okay. Oh. That—that’s not a fountain. {roommate} It is, but I have no health.

*gasp, evil laugh* I didn’t realize this one instakilled those guys.

You hit your friend? Seriously? That’s fine. Sometimes they make stupid mistakes. {roommate} Ow. (Well, we know friendly fire is a thing in this game, given how many times Farah has treated us to an arrow in the butt.)

The thing is, I can’t knock them out, by… *we both start laughing* Prince, what even? Prince, words sometimes fail me. This is not one of those times. {roommate} What are you even doing, man? This might be the time you figure out that mythical block button. {roommate}

I just figured it out. I don’t have my weapon out. That’s what’s happening.

I’m wondering how do I knock these guys out to steal their sand? Oh. I have them knock each other out. Yes, that is a great idea, Prince—Prince. Prince, stop that. Prince, you’re a wonderful fighter. {roommate}

Ow. I love how they stop—oh, right, this is not actually a fountain. The fountain is a lie. {roommate} I hate it when the cake is a lie.

Oh, hey, what’s that sand thing in the middle there? {roommate} That’s a save point.

Ow, rude. Fine. To be fair, I’m probably going to fail this, but we’ve seen where the water is now.

Ow. How did you teleport into me and actually hurt me.

Oh hey. Yo, dudes. How? {roommate} Smack each other, will ya? Nah. Doesn’t look like they’re going to do it. {roommate}

These guys are so dumb. (I believe this is the time when I realized that “climb a tree” aka climb a column was actually a useful strategy.) *dumb voice* Where’d he go? I can’t find him. {roommate} These guys are sooo dumb.

Ow. Huh. Your chance. {roommate} Yeah. Just keep smacking each other—no, not him. Him. Thanks.

That is not where I meant to go. How many of these guys are there? Four at a time, I think. {roommate} Yeah, but in total. Hmm. I suppose if you’re curious… {roommate}

There was one time when there were supposedly thirty-six of them. There were not. (Unless I counted wrong, which I think I missed some Farah Kills.) But Farah might’ve, y’know. (Exactly.)

No detail. Okay. {roommate} Uh.

I love that guy strafing. And the guy walking into the column. He’s also great. Right. {roommate} Keep it up, boys.

Ow. That did not work at all. If they keep doing this, I can heal, maybe.

I seriously have no idea where my block button is. Yeah. {roommate}

Keep killing each other.

Uh, well, that was not intentional. Smack each other! Smack each other!

Seriously, Farah, why did you use all the Sands? It’s my Sand! {roommate} I had that thing on full, you know. It’s like borrowing my car and not filling it back up. When you’re done with the CD, you put it back. {roommate} (Yes, exactly. Your feelings I feel deeply.)

Oh, hey. Thank you. I stabbed him in the butt. Nice. {roommate} I am now officially a butt-stabber.

Come on, boys. {roommate} Smack each other. Smack. There does appear to be fear factor, so…Not me! Your friends, you nincompoop. Oh.

I got two of them at once. That’s nice.

Ow. Not, not me. Each other. Thank you.

Why do we keep stabbing them in the butt? That was not the right way.

Wow, you turned it…woah. His dodge game was excellent. Did you see that 180^o turn? I did. {roommate}