madimpossibledreamer

Come on. Fine, this isn’t working. I will sheathe my sword and dodgeroll again. For another day. (what.) Honestly Farah might be able to get you herself, depending.

Come on, Prince. You got this, Princess? Hi.

Course if he kills me, that’s it; I don’t actually have any—

I did manage to get behind him, and did I manage to hit him? I did not.

Don’t do that. Prince, don’t do that. *voice gets louder* Prince, don’t do that.

Farah, you just standing there?

Wheee. Oh no, there’s more of them. Help.

Farah, help please. Farah, help please. Help me. [Farah] That’s my line.

Camera. Camera, I can’t see. Oh boy.

Gimme your sand. Now. Thank you. Oh, no, it’s another of the guys with armor.

‘Kay, you, gimme your sand now. You, gimme your sand now. Ahh, that puts me in a much better position than I was.

Farah! Go Farah! Oh man, you just saved the day, Farah, you are the best. Thank you. She shot the guy in the armor before he could murder us. And he was distracted by me, so he wasn’t paying any attention to her.

The pretty one gets to take the—are you okay? Come with me. Healing water. Healing water is amazing, and Farah—Farah, you should use it. I’m not trying to sell it to you. It’s free. …I realize that sounds even more weird (sketchy might be the word you’re looking for), but seriously, seriously, come—Farah, come—no? But you could be helpfully healthy if you just came over here and drank the magical healing water.

Anyway, she shot the guy—I was keeping him distracted because I have a pretty face that the sand monsters cannot allow to live and she’s actually the brawn of this operation. But then, we knew that. We knew she’s actually the strong one. I’m the pretty one. She’s pretty too, but I’m prettier.

Are you seriously just going to stand over there, Farah?

And she got me—okay, so we don’t have any more…white things…(I realize this sounds weird but I’m pretty sure I mean the white sand bars on the side here) so I don’t think we can freeze people. But she got me to nearly full sand tank and my health is good. I’m to full health.

*hits door with sword* Open says-a-me. Door. Dor. Can I not use door. (Yes, reference.) I have forgotten how to use a door. Farah. (Joke’s on you. She doesn’t know how to use traditional doors any more than you do.)

Wow, the lighting effects are amazing. This actually looks like sunlight coming in and streaming onto the floor—this is really cool.

I’m going to assume that fire hurts. Let me double check this. Oh, no. Fire doesn’t hurt. Running through a torch has no ill effect on you, especially on your feet, which burn. I mean, they don’t burn.

Hi, you.

Down?

No, not that way. …I don’t know why I scared you Princess. I went up the wall and then I jumped backwards and then I grabbed the other wall.

The Prince is doing this weird marching thing into this column. It is strange and amusing. Anyway.

How do I get to these? Oh, I probably climb this, don’t I?

Princess, it’s just a rock. I’m just climbing a rock. Why is this scaring you? What are you doing? [Farah] I know you don’t have quite the same parkour skilz I do, but you do have some pretty cool parkour skills.

Also, I forgot about the ancient maxim: Always trust the wallrun. Just trust the wallrun. I don’t know if I even said that properly, but: Wallrun. Trust it.

This is fine, Princess. It’s not that big a deal. I do this all the time.

Oh hey, sand tank. I can get full sands too, nice.

I don’t know why—I don’t need to be over here, otherwise—look behind me, jump. Wow, this definitely should not be moving this way if it’s wood. It should not be doing that.

There’s a door up here. It requires a switch, though. Oh, maybe I have to be fast? Yeah, I have to be fast. Bye, Princess. It was nice knowing you. See you in another three years.

Oh wow, those mountains are a lot cloooser. I nearly—stop nearly jumping off the castle. (To you I say: stop giving the Prince ideas.) I mean, they’re prettier from a distance. From here, you can kinda tell that they’re textures—The sun came up. It does actually look like early morning. That is so cool—I just nearly dodge-rolled off the scaffolding. I am glad that that did not make me plunge to my death. You know what, Prince, we are in fact plunging to our death. Bye. I don’t want to lose that teensy amount of health because I know how important that can be.

Never mind. For future reference, I don’t start outside. Always trust the wallrun. (Farah says something) It’s fine. It’s not like I’ll need you later. I mean, I totally will, but you know, whatever. It’s fine. You should’ve seen me in my circus days.

Stop jumping off that, Prince.

Oh, I also could have jumped on those—well, whatever, I like wallrun. Wallrun is fine.

Is there something—there’s something else in this room—wait, I can’t reach that, never mind.

There is a lever. Then again, I don’t think I can reach that.

Are you getting hungry? Why were you putting your hands on your stomach?

Yeah, I think I’m coming back in here from outside. Thanks, Camera. That was not useful in any way.

I already checked out that side, so—pretty waterfalls.

Prince, no. Prince, face the direction I tell you.

Oh, I have to make this jump. …Camera, I need to see—fine. You know what, whatever. Are you not gonna switch—thank you.

Oh, lovely, I forgot about you. (Traps) Okay, standing here I’m fine—need to go now. And I need to go now—or not (rewind). There we go. Now. (two two four two two two four two three…) Oh, this is fun. Hahaha, stepping on that plate apparently did nothing. You know, I’m going to see if I can’t wallrun this in two seconds. Because that’s what my visions told me. I mostly don’t pay attention to my visions, but you know, sometimes.