madimpossibledreamer

Why can I not turn back time that far? (The recharge thing you discovered last time. You can’t spam it.)

Thankfully…c’mon, stop that. Oww. Okay, this might just end up killing me over and over.

I think I’m trapped in a position that I can’t—Bye Farah.

Are you sure, because I just saw you die.

You know what, I’m gonna.

Get up, Prince.

Help me. [Farah] You’re fine. I’m the one who’s trapped.

Nice of you to wait—(on me to drink?)

I’m doing better.

Haha, I dodged that, oh wow. I find myself impressed—oh right, I have to actually get up—let’s actually use the sand to dodge. (how?)

I believe there’s an easier way.

Aah! That was so cool!

I think these guys have armor. The guys who have armor are a problem. But then, you’d expect that.

Okay, Farah, you’re kinda getting hurt, lemme go help you. There we go. Thank you.

These people are a problem.

Are there more of you? I think there are, because I didn’t do my thing and Farah’s still shooting. Great, there’s more of you.

Farah, please don’t die. Actually, y’know what, me don’t die, because—ow.

This fight is harder. I don’t know if it’s because I haven’t played for a couple days or what.

Let me save in the middle of this, Sands.

…Shoot. I wasn’t actually dead, will you look at that. I totally thought I was. Now I was. What, really?

Okay, I legit cannot turn back time past when I was dead.

Oh, boy, Farah. Farah. Farah. I also had to start with being hurt.

There was totally water. You were guarding water this entire time. Also you’re just running randomly into it, you’re not actually—dude, you’re an idiot.

Oww, would you stop. I’m trying to take this guy’s sand.

Well, now that I know that there’s some sand, I have a chance. (You mean water.) Far-lah, some help would be appreciated.

Oww. That guy just spawned into me.

What did you do, Farah? Whatever it was, good job, but also, what the blank did you just do? (Yes, I said blank. Judge me, I don’t care.)

Can I not?

Farah, these guys are ganging up on me. Are you actually going to do anything about that?

Farah, Farah, are you actually gonna help me? Are you just standing up there?

Help me. [Farah] Farah, you distract them. You got this. Never mind, I got the two armor guys right there on me. Never mind. Oh lord. Let’s not do that last drink.

How do I fight armor guys?

Do I have to look how to do a strong attack or something, because I am not using the right tactics on this guy.

I died. No, I did not die in that battle. Let me begin again. [Prince] I mean, we did just die a little bit. On the inside. Mostly.

I might just go through this fight, I think.

Soldier’s Mess Hall. Roll dodging. Blocking. That thing that I do not do at all. ‘kay. How do I block? (…what is the block button again?) I do not know. R1. You cannot block a knockdown. We’ll see what that means. I’ve never tried blocking before so this will be fun. (I…think I forget about the block button again after this fight. Gj me.)

What? Can I not block if I don’t even have my sword out? Is that part of the problem? Technical problems. Is block. I might not be able to block if my timing is off, too.

Help me. [Farah] Prince. Princess. I mean.

Noo, this is a bad corner to be in; I’m in trouble. Imma die in this corner. Ow. This is gonna go really badly. (Worse than…also dying?)

I think I shouldn’t heal as much as I tried to last time. I should try to take care of these guys. Put my sword away. Yep, there’s a reason for that. I actually have a plan. That’s not the plan. Oww, you trapped me, how dare you. Princess. This might be another failed attempt. I might fail this a bunch. Yeah, she’s already very hurt. Princess, I’m so sorry. This is not going very well.

Stop spawning into me. And stop trapping me. It is I who trap in corners.

Well, this is a frustrating fight, which is not exactly what I was wanting, but—hang on, hang on. Can I—trying—can I hit without being hit from here? Yes, but she’s not going to last that long.

Apparently I can’t drink from on top of it.

That was not the appropriate time to drink anyway; I’m going to die again. This is gonna suck. Imma die again. Farah, I die. I dead.

I might have led them all directly to her. She might die again. Yeah, she died. Farah, I’m sorry. Oh, I could save her life *rewind sound* but I don’t know if I’m gonna. I don’t know if I can save her life for long.

Sheathe my sword so I can run faster. Ow ow.

Okay, those big guys are best dealt with—(yes? Future me wants to know. And is probably not getting an answer, thanks past me.)

I just ran into—*sigh*. Really, the timing on this is ridiculous. Let’s not run in that direction.

Hi. You’re going to kill her. That’s not allowed.

Why can I not climb this?

It gave me a little health, but not that much.

Farah, help. This is going terribly. And I don’t like that these guys teleport. That’s just cheating.

Why did you put your sword away? [Farah] Because I’m trying not to die by these guys.

*snorts* My head’s through the wall. That’s amusing. Oh boy.

Farah, please. Farah, please. Do something, Farah.

I got one more sand. That’s something. Okay. Uh-oh.

Farah, Farah, you did it!