Saejima and Majima have the same weird things they do during Rouge of Love so I just imagine them going out to sing with Yasuko

I was going to place the below under a cut warning for the topic, but the warning would be just about the same wording as the actual thing, sooo. definitely tagging it though and warning here: WARNING FOR TOPIC BELOW PROCEED WITH CAUTION
also I was writing something and then fifteen things happened and I had to post this four hours after I started it, so idle thought it is







saejima: "I wasn't in until you mentioned something about dying" YOU AND YOUR BRO NEED TO WORK OUT THE WHOLE SUICIDAL IDEATION ISSUE

( vague spoilers )
Majima's Kansai-ben returns.  You could, if you didn't particularly care about spoilers or are caught up, read this as a companion piece to essence of unrequited love tonally (although the hc for that one is that they never have this conversation).  they're beautiful and sad and will stab you in the arm like Majima.

Main Points:
Yakuza
Summary: Kiryu's confession doesn't go particularly well.
Word Count: 2455
Rating: Teen (because a) Majima swears, b) hints at violence, c) it's a painful shipfic, d) (1) singular innuendo, e) all of the above)
spoilers for Kiwami 2 and vague spoilers up to 5
The epilogue exists because halfway through I remembered some of the stuff that happens in Kiwami 2 and went ...yeah, uhm, I mean, I guess you sorta tried, Majima, given your conflicting promises and all
Pairing: Kiryu/Majima, mentioned Kiryu/Sayama
any characters other than Kiryu or Majima are just mentioned and do not actually appear.
Warnings: Majima PoV.  Majima kind of is his own warning, really.

 

( kiryu deserves the world )

 

this hit me as hard as it did xander because it kinda came out of nowhere
this is another fic in which everything is not capitalized for whatever reason.  It just seemed to fit the aesthetic, I don't know.  Most people tagged are only mentioned, but are important to the story, so.

Main Points:
Buffy/Yakuza AU, not a follow-up to anything
Chapter Summary: Xander has a painful revelation.
Word Count: 1873
Rating: Teen
Spoilers for Yakuza through 5, also set-post Buffy finale, so spoilers for that, too
Unrequited (or at least unrealized) Majima/Kiryu discussed
Warnings: PTSD, sexual harassment, mentioned torture

 

( heartbreak )

 

can i stop being so busy thx

saejima interrogation technique: walk at someone menacingly

following up to previous thing about roommates: one of them is not feeling well now.  hoping everything is fine, but it's slightly delayed chapter yet again.  I was working on it today, and was feeling decent about my chances, but, uh.  No.

"don't get in fights" immediately gets in fight