Just Like Christmas Cake

Main Points:
Judgment/Judge Eyes; Yagami/Kaito, kind of dialoguefic?
Chapter Summary: Faster to read.  References research about Christmas Cakes being a euphemism for older women (look it up; it's not pretty, hence why Yagami reacts the way he does).  Possibly crack.
Word Count: 34
Rating: Teen

          “I got you day old Christmas cake.”
          *Tak throws it on Kaito’s face*
          “Mmm.”
          “…You realize I can still eat it off your face.  You still have to share.”
          “You see me complaining, Ta-bo?”