Collect 'Em All

would you look at that, an actual short Bloody Petals fic? with fairly short notes?
Characters: Miyamoto Suna (Xander), Matriarch of the Miyamoto-gumi/Miyamoto Family
Author's Notes: In this universe, Japan is run by the women.  Gacha games are basically all united by one factor--they're kind of like trading card games where you can get "unit" characters, some of which are better than others.  This is a kind of meta thing about the Ryu ga Gotoku review by actual yakuza, though I'll note Miyamoto definitely wouldn't have anything to say against anything fashion-wise.  (I'd say Pokemon might be a mainstream version of a gacha game, but I've never played it, other than a goofy demo for an online card game version on a relative's PC, so I got no clue.)

Main Points:
Buffy/Yakuza AU (Bloody Petals)
Chapter Summary: faster to read
Word Count: 125
Rating: Teen

          Some enterprisin’ gal’s made an entire gacha game outta the yakuza lifestyle, an’ Miyamoto goes into it expectin’ it to be bad. That’s utterly wrong. It’s everythin’ she loves about the lifestyle, because don’t get her wrong, she loves bein’ gokudo all the way. Shirtless fights an’ heapings of cheese and the drama…Suna’s definitely convinced the director knows someone in the business, and if not, an’ if the lady wouldn’t just immediately drop dead of a heart attack she certainly could. Hell, this Matriarch would consider it an honor to meet ‘er. Got a pretty detailed storyline for a mobile game, too. Helps that pretty much the entire Family signed up when she mentioned it, so they’ve got an entire fictional Family to themselves, too.