2016-04-21

madimpossibledreamer: Jiraiya|Yosuke jumping and using a throwing star (sherlock)
2016-04-21 10:26 pm

Kidnapees Anonymous

Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Dresden Files crossover
Chapter Summary: How many days have you gone without getting kidnapped?

Word Count: 185
Rating: teen.
Notes: 1st person

              A groan reaches my ears, and I realize that I’m not alone.  I look over to see a man who would be practically harmless looking if not for the eyepatch settle his head back against a pillar.  “I’m going to blame dawn for this one.”
              I blink.  “Bad time of day for you?"
              He laughs.  “It’s her turn to get kidnapped.  I don’t remember what day it is, but given where I am, it’s gotta be a Tuesday.”
              Oh, so a person, not the time of day.  “It’s not my first time being kidnapped.”  It’s also not that often, mostly because people seem to think that taking a wizard whose common, completely unintended I swear, pastime is blowing things up is a bad idea.  Go figure.
              That’s definitely a smirk.  “Maybe we should make a group, or something.  Kidnapees anonymous.  We could have cookies.”
              This guy is cool.  We might as well be at Mac’s for as seriously as he’s taking this.  Still, I can’t help the snort at the image.  “What, and offer them out of big black vans?”
              He chuckles, too.  “Why not?”