madimpossibledreamer

Okay, the only thing I’ve seen of this is Wade playing creepy maps so

It says there’s a new version?? What is even happening

I mean, my creativity is my strong suit so

This has a very willy Wonka feeling (you know, the good one, not the new one)

Awesome narrator. I mean, no Speedwagon, but you know how that goes

I knew what jump was but have never been told x is the ‘action button’ yeah I know I’m new at all this (you know, besides the vita)….oh yeah, it’s the same in dynasty warriors and probably a million other games

Okay cloud how dare you I just came for some fun and am feeling so attacked right now

It’s totally that one cloud in Peanuts (or you know depression it could be depression)

Take that cloud you clearly can’t come near the happy clouds so there’s that

What’s up with the ink on the ground this isn’t bendy

Hearts everytime I jump there okay

Are you really not going to drop that on my head?

Okay the arrows change the expression that’s weird

Okay thanks x that was nice of you

Why can I not touch anything

I have accepted my existence as a ghost. As long as I don’t look behind me when I pass a mailbox, I should be fine.

Okay I get hit by paint but it doesn’t do anything (including making me mad)

You say that but the tv me is laughing

Well

That’s the closest I can get to the 10^th doctor

What’s the photo function again

Believe it or not this is the first time I’ve ever taken a photo on my vita

Great I missed how to gesture however will Ten get to throw his arms around now

Figured it out, disco time

It’s the circus of death yeah best to skip that for now

Sounds like something the doctor should help with especially as it looks like they’re attacking Earth

…

Wait

When is this Bleach?

My name’s actually the Doc—never mind.

…where are we going again?

…I’m missing my sonic.

I wasn’t, except for you. Don’t think you can regenerate.

…did you just say time and space elevator?

…didn’t I just see that cutscene?

Oh come on, lemme…fine, okay, the touch is a little weird.

…what’s up with your voice?

Oh god platforming no one said I had to do platforming

Uhm

Could you not stand that close please

Okay that was too much to do night all

Oh yeah

Why does it keep saying I have to update it and then lets me play it anyway?

…

It didn’t save.

I’m not doing this again. Okay. Maybe someday I’ll play it all in one go, but that day is not this day.

So, opinion, up until if/when I play it again?

Charming, difficult for one with issues platforming (seriously, for whatever reason lotro is the only game I’m good at it), and it’s got this interesting, quirky side to it. I might actually buy it at some point, particularly if they have costumes I really like.

Okay.

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