Star Trek The Next Generation: Code of Honor (First Watch: S1E3)

Death/injury count: ‘alien’ thrown to the floor.

Interesting?  That’s every other planet.

Rolling out the red carpet, huh?

Oh, Jerry Goldsmith.  Right.  He of the Mummy Movies fame.

What was that music?

He’s a worse diplomat.

Is it on purpose that their names are similar?

Happy that a guy who kidnapped you wants you?  Uhhh, that’s called Stockholm Syndrome.

Uhhhh “you too understand the proper value of women” PICARD!  I mean, I don’t think he meant it but still

Oh, okay, they switched it…so doesn’t that mean that more gold shirts should die on this show?

Not the audience.

That looks uncomfortably like a stripper pole.

What is even that outfit?

Someone points out that this episode is incredibly racist.  Good point.

Complications?  Other than, you know, he’s an absolute jerk?

Not a good start to the series.