madimpossibledreamer: Sherlock staring at the ceiling. (bored)
2017-09-14 11:43 pm

Much Ado About Something

Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Iron Man Crossover (Self-Made Hero)
Summary: Buffy reveals a secret to Xander who fumbles through his words and does his best to help.  (...yeah, this still applies.)
Word Count: 875
Rating: Gen

sometimes her life feels like a romantic comedy )

madimpossibledreamer: Eye from manga drawing. (ace attorney)
2017-09-13 11:47 pm

Can't Adjust

Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Iron Man Crossover (Self-Made Hero)
Summary: Buffy reveals a secret to Xander who fumbles through his words and does his best to help.
Word Count: 1724
Rating: Gen

madimpossibledreamer: Zhuge Liang concentrating and looking thoughtful. (concentrating)
2017-09-09 11:23 pm

The Dark Paths of Obsession

Note that Willow didn't actually agree to anything she wouldn't have been doing already.  Because Xander didn't notice.
Also, I hope that everyone in Florida and everyone's friends/family in Florida are safe!
~Dreamer~

Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Iron Man Crossover (Self-Made Hero)
Summary: Willow and Xander deal with Buffy's death (or not) in their own ways.
Word Count: 1137
Rating: Gen

cross the line )

madimpossibledreamer: Sherlock staring at the ceiling. (bored)
2017-08-30 10:01 pm

Rough Seas

Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Iron Man Crossover (Self-Made Hero)
Summary: faster to read
Word Count: 70
Rating: Gen

         Unfortunately, it turns out that the semi-eidetic memory has a flaw: to remember something, he has to actually pay attention to it first.  Maybe it’s a survival mechanism to avoid drowning in the data but it’s hard to remember to be grateful as he’s, once again, staring at a blank history test just ‘cause the class bores him.  There aren’t even HYDRA or SHIELD historical details to perk his interest.

madimpossibledreamer: Sherlock holding his violin. (creative)
2017-08-29 11:35 pm

The Almost Man

Another fun thing from watching the Captain America credits: Peter Stark was a Hydra Lieutenant.  Like, Howard should totally reexamine his life choices, but Peter???  Peter definitely needs help.  /grins
Also, Riley's a decent guy, generally, but that ending was a dick move, and Xander was an ass, so.  Fixing that.  (He'll mess up later, in other ways, but ways that make more sense and aren't just punish Buffy for anything she does.  For one thing, related to this he's gonna forget this about Willow with the whole Alicia thing and she still has to yell at him.)
Plus there is absolutely nothing wrong with being single.  'Course, in canon, part of it is that Xander doesn't see the unhealthy relationship bit of it and is just like "this guy is the best relationship you've ever had" but still.  Meh.
~Dreamer~

Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Iron Man Crossover (Self-Made Hero)
Summary: Xander gives Buffy different advice.
Word Count: 1046
Rating: Gen

madimpossibledreamer: Eye from manga drawing. (edgeworth)
2017-08-27 09:44 pm

Oversight

I only learned about Cinemark's Marvel XD today but I got to see Iron Man again so it's a fair trade.
Things I didn't notice the first time (from the credits):
One of Downey's assistants was named Christine.
Tony's Catering provided some food for the crew.
I was amused.
~Dreamer~

Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Iron Man Crossover (Self-Made Hero)
Summary: Giles doesn't trust the Army, either.
Word Count: 350
Rating: Gen

         Xander doesn’t hear the steps entering his warehouse with his physical ears over the earmuffs and his pounding at the anvil.  It’s the mental tap on his shoulder, courtesy of a new sentry alarm spell he and White Star worked out, that gets his attention, and he carefully places the hammer aside and wipes the sweat off his forehead, tugging the earmuffs down around his shoulders.
         He turns to see Giles crossing the floor carefully, freezing in shock.  “I didn’t—sorry—”
         Xander takes pity on him, crossing the floor and meeting him halfway.  “I’m cool.  You’re not a mad scientist.  I’m not gonna lose my mind now.”
         “I know no one else asked about this, but—if you need to talk about anything that happened, I’m sure your time spent in the Initiative could not have been a cake walk, as you’ve been trying to get the others to believe.”  It’s…impressive, honestly.  Sometimes Giles backs away, doesn’t try to be the father figure because honestly, as a Watcher he hadn’t really signed up for it, doesn’t know what to do.  Now, he’s actually noticing, actually trying, and that—what else can Xander ask for?
         “I’m—I might.  Maybe.  Don’t feel about talking about it now, though, so don’t hold your breath.”  He glances at the papers in Giles’ hands and frowns.  “If that’s homework I’ve missed, you can head right back to your apartment, though.”
         “No—” and yeah, that was a mistake, reminding Giles he doesn’t have his other job anymore.  “It’s—I want help looking through the files the Initiative had.”
         Xander’s mind goes cold, but he steels himself into dealing.  “Do you have digital data as well?  Star could lend a digital hand.”
         “I still have the disks.”  Giles holds them up, still hesitant.  “It’s not…too much, is it?”
         Xander grins, shoving back all the trauma for the others to deal with.  “Hey, I tend to obsessively categorize anything that scares me.  Makes me feel more in control.  That’ll help me, and I can help, too, which always makes me feel better, so count me in.”

madimpossibledreamer: Interior of early TARDIS (early tardis)
2017-08-19 11:56 pm

Into the Wide, Wide World

You might notice a few people who weren't introduced before now.  They're kind of the B-team, so their stories will be told in flashback following this.
~Dreamer~

Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Marvel Crossover AU (Self-Made Hero: The Infinity Mirror)
Summary: The last official member of their little team will take some work to retrieve.
Word Count: 1704
Rating: Gen

 

 

madimpossibledreamer: Sherlock pointing at the side of his head. (the universe is unimportant)
2017-08-16 11:56 pm

The Valkyrie Part II

Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Marvel Crossover AU (Self-Made Hero: The Infinity Mirror)
Summary: The last official member of their little team will take some work to retrieve.
Word Count: 800
Rating: Gen

madimpossibledreamer: Izanagi|Souji in full costume holding out a hand (izanagi|souji)
2017-08-15 11:56 pm

The Valkyrie Part I

Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Marvel Crossover AU (Self-Made Hero: The Infinity Mirror)
Summary: The last official member of their little team will take some work to retrieve.
Word Count: 795
Rating: Gen

the plan )

madimpossibledreamer: Izanagi|Souji in full costume holding out a hand (persona 4)
2017-08-14 11:43 pm

A New Status Quo

Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Marvel Crossover AU (Self-Made Hero: The Infinity Mirror)
Summary: Without work, Xander's slowly losing his mind.
Word Count: 925
Rating: Gen

a mile a minute with no destination in mind )

madimpossibledreamer: Zhuge Liang concentrating and looking thoughtful. (red cliff)
2017-08-13 11:22 pm

Five (Dead Men) Down

Note to reader: this is actually partially based on real life.  My friends in Uni made me watch Buffy in the first place so you have them to thank for all this lovely fic, but also I assume they were looking out for me.  We're fairly certain that the place is situated on a Hellmouth (possibly in the abandoned and haunted high school we bought years ago and still haven't done anything with that sits on the property), which means that the watching was actually partially survival training.  We're also all entirely uncertain as to why everything in the town closed when it did, which prompted this fic.
It's maybe a bit of a nostalgia trip, but that's entirely understandable given that I attended a wedding of theirs today.  I arrived just when they started.  Talk about timing!
It's also partially prompted by The Sunnydale Press on Tumblr that got me thinking about exactly how weird it would be to live on a Hellmouth, and how much that's just normal for these people so that's all they know.  Sorry about the notes longer than fic, but enjoy!
~Dreamer~

Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Iron Man Crossover (Self-Made Hero)
Summary: #hellmouthquirks
Word Count: 175
Rating: Gen

          “What’s one of the weirdest parts about living on a Hellmouth?” Kris asks out of the blue, and it says something that Xander doesn’t even act like her suddenly popping into his office and starting a conversation midway was out of the ordinary.  ‘Course, given the content of the question, maybe it wasn’t that odd?
          “I mean, I’m sure part of it is being a rural Hellmouth, since I don’t hear about this in Cleveland, but…it took me forever and I still don’t always remember that stores aren’t closed by 3 o’clock.  I mean, dance clubs like the Bronze, sure, but things like grocery and hobby stores?”  He shakes his head.  “Thinking about it I’m pretty sure it’s because people wanted to get home well before dark to avoid being eaten, but growing up it just seemed normal ‘cause I didn’t have any frame of reference.”
          She thinks about that for a second then nods before turning around and striding back to her office.
          “That better not be a crossword answer!” he bellows after her.

madimpossibledreamer: Zhuge Liang standing with his fan, looking peaceful.  Army in background. (peace)
2017-08-12 11:41 pm

The Steps of a Relationship

Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Iron Man Crossover (Self-Made Hero)
Summary: Xander and Krista are on a vacation in the States and Kris runs into an old friend.
Word Count: 777
Rating: Gen

 

 

madimpossibledreamer: Seventh Doctor (Sylvester McCoy) and Ace (Sophie Aldred) (seven)
2017-08-11 11:26 pm

Teenage Mutant Ninja Tales

Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Iron Man Crossover (Self-Made Hero)
Summary: Xander (Paladin) takes out Krista (Warwolf) for her first mission.
Word Count: 422
Rating: Gen

        “Wolves don’t fly, you idiot,” the thug hisses as the white and teal hulking suit descends.
        “Well, maybe you just don’t have enough imagination, because I can guarantee you there are a lot of things you don’t think about which is why you’re so cliché—” she responds, and is interrupted by a gauntleted fist punching the man in the jaw and knocking him out.
        “I get that you’re enjoying yourself but we’re not here to chat with the minions,” Paladin tells her, voice modulated, and despite that she thinks she can hear the amusement in his voice.
        “Hey, your least favorite Slayer cleared me.”  It’s probably not the best way to say it, but given that he doesn’t flinch, she hasn’t messed up.  “Besides, isn’t quipping an essential part of the fight?”
        Armored shoulders shrug, but he doesn’t glance in her direction—probably keeping an eye on her through the monitors in the suit.  “You’re talking to Mr. Stealth, you know.  I mean, there have been Paladin sightings, now, so I can slightly step out of the shadows, but you’re talking to the guy who didn’t step outside until I knew my stealth functions were functional.”
        She pouts.  “Aww, you’re no fun, bo—I mean, Paladin.”  She doesn’t have to see him roll his eyes.  That’s what her secretary senses are for.  “I’ve heard a few of the stories of your strictly Exoskel days.”
        “That’s a little less in yo’ face than a full armor suit.  Easier for people to ignore evidence,” he responds.  They walk in silence for a little ways before he breaks it again.  Probably not on board with the whole ‘stealth first’ thing he’s trying to show her, but whatever.  She’s not buying the whole ‘not a showoff’ thing.  He’s not all the time, but he definitely can’t argue he isn’t ever.  “You know, this smells nostalgic.”
        Inside the suit, she wrinkles her nose.  “You’re kidding me.”
        “You have no idea how much time I spent in sewers as a kid.  Sunnydale was a weird town,” he replies slightly wistfully.  “Of course, I’m blocking most of it with the filters.  I’m not an idiot.  And I kinda favor disposing of these suits in an incendiary way after this mission.  It’s a little wasteful but it’s not like I can’t afford it.”
        “Nah, we clean ‘em and use ‘em for only the dirtiest jobs.”  She pauses, then, because she’s noticed he enjoys puns, adds,  “Done at a reasonable price?”
        As expected, he snorts, undignified, and nods in agreement.


madimpossibledreamer: Sherlock holding his violin. (creative)
2017-08-10 11:52 pm

Coolest Clubhouse

I have no idea why these are going the way they are but they're practically writing themselves, so I'm not about to argue.  (I still have to get a job.  And write more SS.  Possibly not in that order.)
~Dreamer~

Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Avengers Crossover (Self-Made Hero)
Summary: The Avengers meet Xander.
Word Count: 860
Rating: Gen

assumptions and banter )

madimpossibledreamer: Izanagi|Souji in full costume holding out a hand (izanagi|souji)
2017-08-09 11:41 pm

Blood Wine

Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Iron Man Crossover (Self-Made Hero)
Summary: faster to read
Word Count: 145
Rating: Gen

        Tony’s slightly less talkative, later; when Pepper asks about Xander’s issues with alcohol, he shrugs and states blandly, “Nearly drank himself dead.  I like him better alive.”
        He really needs to stop it with the deadpan things no one should say, Pepper thinks, heart aching like Xander’s must have, and Tony steps forward and holds her.  “I’ve gone sober for him before,” he whispers, and the fact that he has family, that he did what he could to be there for the kid in a way his own father never had…
        It’s sweet and she’s pretty sure she loves him.  “You’re still in trouble for not telling me about him, but…I’m pretty sure I agree with you.  I like him being alive too,” she responds, and by the fond look and the affectionate kiss she’s got the feeling that she’s living up to his expectations.

madimpossibledreamer: Jiraiya|Yosuke jumping and using a throwing star (Default)
2017-08-08 11:39 pm

Banter at the End of the World

Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Iron Man Crossover (Self-Made Hero)
Summary: Xander gets back after sending his employees off, and Buffy has (mostly) gotten over his missing eye.
Word Count: 110
Rating: Gen

         “You wanna explain where you were?”
         “Moving day.”  It sounds offhanded but the touch of strain does not go unheard.  “Mind explaining the bad guys parking on the front lawn?”  He’s staring at the bodies of a couple demons just strewn about.  Secrets aren’t a thing anymore, at the end of the world.
         “We had a party without you.”
         “See, this is why I should never go anywhere.  You always plan your siestas for when I’m gone.”
         Buffy raises an eyebrow.  “You ever think there’s a connection?” she teases.
         “Buffster, light of Sunnydale, you wound me.”  He mimes grasping at his heart, which sends her into a fit of giggles.

madimpossibledreamer: Eye from manga drawing. (phoenix)
2017-08-07 11:36 pm

Evacuation

Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Iron Man Crossover (Self-Made Hero)
Summary: If this isn't the Apocalypse, Xander would like it if some of his equipment and employees survive.  Fortunately given the gridlock he happened to buy a nice little plane and pilot.
Word Count: 200
Rating: Gen
Notes: References Memorials to the Dead.

         “You have to be kidding,” Harper moans as the boss, still smiling despite the lost eye, packs more of his equipment into the Knight Innovations plane.
         Nakol has no idea why they continue to question or be surprised by the man, considering the disaster of interview night.  Of course he’d evacuate all of his employees, given how he cares for them like they’re family, and of course he’d stay himself.
         “Yeah, well, I’m crazy, remember?  We established this.”
         He’s also far more chipper than any human should ever be at night.  Which probably has something to do with the disposable cup in his hand.
         “Well, there’s a reason such a crazy crew is working together,” Harper points out, and Nakol shrugs.  The human isn’t wrong.
         “Are you sure you want to pack that?” Ajhr asks, raising her sculpted eyebrow at a crate.  She must be using her x-ray vision. 
         His face shutters.  “Yeah, I’m sure.  It’s a spare.”
         Harper sighs.  “And you’re gonna stay no matter what we say, right?”
         Nakol growls.  “Do not die.”
         Knight pauses briefly before greeting them all with a hesitant if honest smile.  “I’ll do my best.”  He waves energetically as he exits the runway.

madimpossibledreamer: Eye from manga drawing. (edgeworth)
2017-08-06 10:41 pm

A Little Raise

Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Iron Man Crossover (Self-Made Hero)
Summary: faster to read
Word Count: 95
Rating: Gen

          “You’re the CEO.  From what I’ve been reading giving yourself a higher salary is not only normal but it is expected.  The company could afford it.”  Anya’s staring at the sheets, smiling a little at the math that means wonderful money.
          “I can give you a raise, dear,” Xander says, distracted, and she frowns and looks up at him.  He’s doodling on his papers, in the middle of another fit of creativity, which is fine but he needs to be practical sometimes, too.  Her frown deepens and she resolves to bring it up again later.

madimpossibledreamer: Sherlock pointing at the side of his head. (the universe is unimportant)
2017-07-29 11:52 pm

Mismatched

Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Marvel Crossover AU (Self-Made Hero: The Infinity Mirror)
Summary: The group slowly starts to become more of a team and less than a collection of individuals, but it will take time.
Word Count: 760
Rating: Gen
AN: Tony's nicknames start to come out; Xander's named Illyria Blue, Big Blue, and Muad'Dib already.

madimpossibledreamer: Sherlock holding his violin. (creative)
2017-07-26 11:47 pm

The Rest of Us

It helps when you're not alone.  It doesn't help when your best friend hates Jotaro.  *sigh* at least she liked Joseph, or seriously, LBARGH
~Dreamer~
PS if you haven't seen the music vid with this song & Xander, recommended watching.
PPS yes I will keep digging in the knife about Jesse because it's this huge thing that nobody remembers to the point I'm the only one of the friends showing me the show who even still remembers his name and seriously missed opportunity there Joss
because honestly why make up angst that makes no sense when all you have to do is follow up on things you've already written

Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Marvel Crossover AU (Self-Made Hero: The Infinity Mirror)
Summary: faster to read
Word Count: 200
Rating: Gen

        “Why’d he choose you all and not me?” Spike is pacing.
        Xander watches him go back and forth, back and forth.  It’s making him slightly dizzy, which probably means it’s been a little too long since he last took a nap, but he can’t summon up the energy to stop watching.  “It’s Ripper Giles.  Short for Constantine Giles.  He doesn’t tell us squat.”  He makes a face.  “Where does that phrase come from, anyway?  It’s weird.”
        Spike pauses, staring with shocked appreciation.  “Yeah, I c’n see that, but ‘ow the ‘ell d’ya know Constantine, luv?”
        Xander smiles sheepishly.  “There was this comic books store Jesse’s mom used to take us to.  Not too often, since it was on the outskirts of L.A., but every now and then.  We found those and it was all teenage boy stuff—danger, excitement, maybe even sex, saving the world while flipping off all things attempting to be authority figures the British way.  We didn’t buy any, since one of the parents would’ve found it, but we’d sit in there and we’d read the whole thing.”
        The blond almost looks gentle as he asks, “’oo’s Jesse?”, but it earns a stricken expression all the same.