madimpossibledreamer: Jiraiya|Yosuke jumping and using a throwing star (jiraiya|yosuke)
I was reading back over Keys to Trust and had a very good question: what the hell does he do with the keys when his assistant quits?  Which is how we got here.
~Dreamer~

Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Iron Man Crossover
Summary: faster to read
Word Count: 25
Rating: Gen

         Willow sighs into the phone.  “Again?”
         “Please.  Me losing the key is a pretty believable excuse.”
         “Someday, you’re going to have to keep an assistant.”

madimpossibledreamer: Seventh Doctor (Sylvester McCoy) and Ace (Sophie Aldred) (seven)
Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Iron Man Crossover
Summary: faster to read
Word Count: 35
Rating: Gen

          “Maybe we should make the Exoskel less obvious.  Maybe disguise it as one of those huge ugly watches that scream ‘I’m expensive, pay attention to me now’?”
          “Yes, Entil’Zha.  That will definitely be less conspicuous.”

madimpossibledreamer: Jiraiya|Yosuke jumping and using a throwing star (jiraiya|yosuke)
(The suit wasn't for Anya.  Because Anya didn't approve of it, because it put Xander in harm's way and didn't earn them any money and she understands people saving the world when it's their job but not when it's volunteer work which just makes her death that much sadder.
It was for Cordy.
No one ever wears it, but he makes sure it doesn't get dusty and is in good working order.
~Dreamer~)

Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Iron Man Crossover
Summary: faster to read
Word Count: 90
Rating: Teen

          “Whose suit is this?” Krista asks, and blinks as the bouncy, happy Knight disappears between one second and the next.
          She turns.  He looks like he’s going to cry.
          “She never got to wear it.  She never got to wear it.  I never even got to tell her I’d made it.  It was going to be a surprise.”
          Kris hopes, honestly hopes, that he’s not talking about the dead fiancée, but she’s not going to ask further.  The tabloids are already making enough of a mess of his private life.

Fangasm

Jul. 15th, 2017 09:45 pm
madimpossibledreamer: Eye from manga drawing. (phoenix)
Well, I know not to go there again.  Hopefully, a slight sore throat and prickly tongue is all I will get from this one.
~Dreamer~

Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Iron Man Crossover
Summary: faster to read
Word Count: 130
Rating: Teen

          “Y-you found the Dr. Burkle?  Please tell her that I’m a fan.  A really, really big fan.  And that I would like, I mean.  If she needs-slash-wants any money for her research, any at all, just tell me and I’ll be happy to provide, because man-oh-man…I’m having the biggest science boner right now, and please don’t tell her that, she’ll think I’m a creep, it’s not meant the way it sounds…”
          All right, so entire portions of that ‘stuck in another dimension’ thing sucked, but if this is what I get to come back to, I don’t mind so much.
          “It’s nice to hear from you too, Xander.”  I pause.  “I’m sorry to hear about Buffy.”
          “All the more reason to throw money at geniuses,” he responds, and hangs up.

madimpossibledreamer: Eye from manga drawing. (edgeworth)
Main Points:
Iron Man Genderbend (Iron Maiden)
Summary: faster to read
Word Count: 45
Rating: Gen

       The way to get her to actually work, she discovers, is to just let it happen and not comment on it (more than firm reminders), or to outright offer her some sort of bribe if she’ll actually get her homework done.  Brownies are surprisingly effective.

madimpossibledreamer: Zhuge Liang concentrating and looking thoughtful. (concentrating)
Main Points:
Iron Man Genderbend (Iron Maiden)
Summary: faster to read
Word Count: 150
Rating: Gen

         “I’m in the mood for hedgehog” means Tony wants Sonic.
         Pepper was shocked and a bit scandalized the first time he heard it, which pretty much is accurate for everything he had to get used to working for the Anthonia Stark.
         The phrase serves two purposes, he suspects.  First, he thinks that it’s put exactly the way it is precisely in order to get the reaction it does—shocked, scandalized, disgusted.
         Secondly, when Tony gets frustrated with her latest project and wants to take the edge off—assuming she doesn’t skip straight to the bottle or sleeping with the latest person to catch her eye—she breaks out her admittedly impressive collection of video games.  More than once Pepper’s actually fallen asleep to her swearing good-naturedly at the screen and absently eating a piece or three of utterly cold pizza.  It’s gotten easy to tune out.  Background noise.  Comforting, even.

madimpossibledreamer: Zhuge Liang concentrating and looking thoughtful. (red cliff)
Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Iron Man Crossover (Self-Made Hero)
Summary: faster to read
Word Count: 30
Rating: Gen

           “Can we buy Capcom?  They’ve been making oodles of dumb decisions recently.”
           Kris really should be the adult here and say no.  She really should.
           But it is also oh-so-tempting.

madimpossibledreamer: Sherlock pointing at the side of his head. (the universe is unimportant)
Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Iron Man Crossover (Self-Made Hero)
Summary: faster to read
Word Count: 25
Rating: Gen

           “Our supergroup name could be Chase Knight.”
           “That’s cheesy.”
           “So?  Perfect for us.”
           “And has secret identity issues.”
           In response, she sticks out her tongue.



Tony. No.

May. 8th, 2017 11:52 pm
madimpossibledreamer: Izanagi|Souji in full costume holding out a hand (persona 4)
Main Points:
Iron Man/Green Lantern crossover
Summary: faster to read
Word Count: 115
Rating: Gen

        Unfortunately, one of Pepper’s most oft-used words is ‘no’.
        Like now, for instance.
        “Did you see that?” Tony asks, grinning.
        She’d prefer to vary it a little, but Stark in general likes to make her life difficult.
        “No, you cannot hire the man.  He already has a contract, and we’re not making an army or testing weapons anymore.  Besides, I looked up his history.”
        Tony spins his chair to face her, grinning with delight.  “You know me so well.”
        “Mr. Jordan’s status as a test pilot for Ferris Aircraft, in decline due to its previous rivalry with Stark Industries, has some familial component.”
        “Damn.”  Tony frowns briefly before shrugging.  “Guess I’ll have to get creative.”

Distracting

May. 7th, 2017 10:14 pm
madimpossibledreamer: Jiraiya|Yosuke jumping and using a throwing star (jiraiya|yosuke)
Main Points:
Iron Man Armored Adventures
Summary: faster to read
Word Count: 42
Rating: Gen

          Due to the reactor in his chest, Tony spends a good deal of his life half-naked.  To the point he doesn’t even notice he’s shirtless half the time.  It’s kinda distracting.  Which means she has to babble more to cover it up.

madimpossibledreamer: Zhuge Liang standing with his fan, looking peaceful.  Army in background. (peace)
Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Iron Man Crossover (Self-Made Hero)
Summary: faster to read
Word Count: 88
Rating: Gen

          “She’s the futurist.  I’m just her pet engineer.  She just doesn’t want to get her hands dirty,” Xander says, smirking.
          Kris rolls her eyes.  “Especially when you’ve been working with toxic chemicals and forgot to wash your hands again?  I’d say that was pretty accurate.”
          He looks panicked again, kissing her on the cheek distractedly and fleeing the room.  It takes all of five minutes before Buffy hears, “Hey, I was working with water today!”
          “Still a toxic chemical with a high enough dose,” Kris calls back sweetly.

Head's Up

May. 1st, 2017 11:26 pm
madimpossibledreamer: Jiraiya|Yosuke jumping and using a throwing star (Default)
Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Iron Man Crossover (Self-Made Hero)
Summary: faster to read
Word Count: 35
Rating: Gen

         Kris is the only one who notices he redoes the HUD after playing Dead Space.  The colors actually change with the suit’s integrity.  It may be goofy but it’s user friendly and she appreciates it.

madimpossibledreamer: Zhuge Liang concentrating and looking thoughtful. (red cliff)
Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Iron Man Crossover (Self-Made Hero)
Summary: companion to the episode I Robot, You Jane.
Word Count: 160
Rating: Gen

           “Hang on, Xander, when you were insisting anyone could be anything online…” Willow realizes, narrowing her eyes at her friend.
           He quickly throws up his hands defensively.  “Not in the way you think.”
           Buffy’s trying hard not to laugh.  She really is.
           “What does that mean?” Willow demands, hands on her hips.
           “I may have posted on several message boards about a problem I was having and the desired specs.  No, not the Arc Reactor or Repulsors or anything.  I’m not that dumb.  And, ‘yes, I realize no alloy exists that performs to the desired specs, that’s why I’m trying to make one’.”  He sticks his hands in his pockets and scuffs the sneakers on the ground.  “I said that I was an entrepreneur-slash-inventor struggling with a design flaw.  Which is true.  I may have fudged with my age, just a little.  Again, I’m not stupid.  I don’t want to end up strongarmed into some government think tank.  Or worse.”

madimpossibledreamer: Interior of early TARDIS (early tardis)
Breaking news: Knocking on wood is apparently effective!  Students amazed!

Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Iron Man Crossover (Self-Made Hero)
Summary: faster to read
Word Count: 42
Rating: Gen

        Alexander Jesse Knight isn’t less judgmental than his counterparts.  He just deals with it differently.  Every time one of his friends does something that worries him, instead of yelling at them and ticking them off, he just quietly creates another contingency plan.

madimpossibledreamer: Seventh Doctor (Sylvester McCoy) and Ace (Sophie Aldred) (seven)
Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Iron Man Crossover (Self-Made Hero)
Summary: Despite how it might look, the transition isn't easy.  There's only so long the destabilized situation can continue before something's gotta give...
Word Count: 75
Rating: Gen

          Xander blinks, and Willow actually shouts in surprise.  “Xander!  We were so worried!”  She hugs him tight, which is why she can hear him whisper back.
          “Can’t stay, sorry.”  He feebily hugs her back, but he’s not paralyzed, which is of the good.  His words, though…
          “Why not?” she asks, panicking, and his efforts bring a lopsided smile.
          “’m gonna have so much homework when I get back,” he moans, and then he’s out again.

madimpossibledreamer: Jiraiya|Yosuke jumping and using a throwing star (Default)
Main Points:
Iron Man AU
Summary: In this universe, Rhodey ends up with the Arc Reactor in his chest.
Word Count: 30
Rating: Gen
Note: Like with Iron Maiden, this AU Tony ends up in Xander's head in Self-Made Hero, but stands on its own.

           “So.  I’m your bodyguard,” Rhodey says quietly.  It doesn’t even feel real.
           Tony grins.  It’s a pale shadow of his old grins, but it’s there.  “More like I’m your mechanic.”

madimpossibledreamer: Sherlock pointing at the side of his head. (the universe is unimportant)
Please someone tell me they get this reference.  Please.  I'm extremely disappointed in my so-called 'geek club' at university.
~Dreamer~

Main Points:
Avengers Genderbend
Summary: faster to read
Word Count: 25
Rating: Gen

         “You don’t want to piss off most of the women here,” Tony says reasonably, and then squints and shrugs.  “Or Romanov.  I can’t explain Romanov.”

Purity

Apr. 18th, 2017 09:23 pm
madimpossibledreamer: Zhuge Liang standing with his fan, looking peaceful.  Army in background. (peace)
Main Points:
Avengers Genderbend (Iron Maiden + The Woman With a Plan)
Summary: faster to read
Word Count: 115
Rating: Gen

        Stephanie’s favorite part of working out, besides the happy glow of strength and satisfaction, is taking a shower afterwards, letting the warmth work through the soreness.
        And then she actually glances inside the showers, and gasps and almost drops the towel.
        “Come on, Cap, there’s room enough for the both of us, I’m pretty sure,” Tony drawls with an indecently amused grin and doesn’t bother to try to cover up her nakedness.  At all.
        She stands there, blond hair around her shoulders, until Tony opens her eyes and glances over again.  “Stop acting as if you’ve never seen a woman naked before.”  Silence.  Then Tony finally starts getting it.  “You’ve…never seen a woman naked before.”



madimpossibledreamer: Eye from manga drawing. (edgeworth)
Main Points:
Iron Man Genderbend (Iron Maiden)
Summary: faster to read
Word Count: 140
Rating: Gen
Note: This version of Stark was mentioned in the Self-Made Hero story In a Crowded Room.  Also, it probably takes place in the same universe as the Dr Strange genderbend stories Soul is Screaming, Step Through a Doorway, A Strange Welcome (sorta), The Proper Care of a Sorceror Supreme, Hard Earned Wisdom, The Long Wait, Disturbing Equilibrium, A Stranger Path, and Maybe It's a Dream.  Also, the trend of PTSD genderbends continues.

          Pepper sighs and glances at the ceiling.
          “If I may, sir,” Jarvis cuts in, and he’s almost been employed long enough to not jump at that.
          “You think you could explain Stark’s temper tantrum to me?” he asks.
          “I can definitely try.”  There’s a pause, then, “You listed the name on the document as Toni.”
          “…That’s her name,” Pepper says, confused, and then a hologram appears in front of him and he definitely jumps.
          The word reads Toni.  Red crosses the ‘i’ out and it gets replaced with a ‘y’.  “I realize that it’s ‘Antonia Stark’, but she always prefers the nickname to be spelled with a y.  Please do not ask me to explain any further than that because I can’t.”
          “Well, you know, okay, that’s somewhere to start.  Thank you, Jarvis.”  It’s odd, but he’s dealt with stranger.


madimpossibledreamer: Eye from manga drawing. (ace attorney)
Another test tomorrow, wish me luck!
~Dreamer~

Main Points:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Iron Man Crossover (Self-Made Hero)
Summary: faster to read
Word Count: 130
Rating: Gen

        Keeping up is unbearable.  How do normal people do it, seriously?
        Xander keeps shooting her concerned looks.  Eventually, when their hosts are a little busy figuring out the whole food situation as they stare out at the magnificent view to the water, he leans a little closer and whispers, “Are you okay?  You’re a little wobbly today.”
        She forces a smile despite the fact that she’s getting the urge to tear off those shoes and smash them into a million pieces against the railing.  “I’m fine.  Just new heels, breaking them in.”
        He looks utterly confused.  “But you don’t wear heels.”
        “I’m trying something new,” she insists, and is slightly disappointed when he actually takes that as an answer and doesn’t compliment her on them.  Their host comes and interrupts.

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